What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

Finding offensive humor funny != being racist.


I'm black and I dont find jokes like this offensive at all.
 
They're funny BECAUSE of how taboo/offensive they are (to most people..). Laughing at the jokes is no indication of how racist you are.
 
I have black people in my family tree.


They've been hangin there for like 2 weeks now.

LOL
 
I'm black and I dont find jokes like this offensive at all.
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I'm not black and I don't find black jokes offensive.


Seriously, I've got Jews in my family and I don't find Jew jokes offensive, in the same way I wouldn't be offended if someone made a joke about my Mother.


When people are offended by jokes they are taking jokes seriously - which is pretty stupid. Do you even know what a joke is?
 
The only person who lives in Cleveland is Drew Carey.
 
What are 3 things that you cant give to a black person ?

- A black eye
- A fat lip
- A job

...
 
VirusType2 said:
When people are offended by jokes they are taking jokes seriously - which is pretty stupid. Do you even know what a joke is?
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Dear boy, nothing in the world should be treated so seriously as humour.

Sometimes the racist jokes are funny despite being racist. Sometimes they are unfunny because the evident racism sours it. And sometimes they are just plain not funny. The fourth category is when they're just hilarious because it's so ridiculous.
 
How are micheal jackson and a playstation the same?


They are both made of plastic and little childeren play with them!










Yeah, I'll get going.
 
What do you call five fingers around a little boy's penis?

The jackson five!
 
What did Michael Jackson say to the eight-year-old boy?

"I am black and due solely to this fact i am going to force rape upon yourself"








*gets banned*
 
Why do Michael Jackson jokes suck?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.



Swish.
 
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turns itself in.

hence commence the lightbulb jokes..
 
How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Bono. He holds the lightbulb in place and the universe revolves around him.
 
Vegeta897 said:
They're funny BECAUSE of how taboo/offensive they are (to most people..). Laughing at the jokes is no indication of how racist you are.
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It's a fine line though. Some racist jokes aren't funny, they're just genuinely racist. People like Bernard Manning are good examples of this.
Also those jokes about black people and Mexicans raping white women I personally didn't think were funny but that doesn't mean anyone who finds them funny is racist.
It's just the person who came up with the joke in the first place is more than likely racist.

CyberPitz said:
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.
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All dead baby jokes need to be put into a skip, covered in cement and thrown into space. They're just so...done.
Whenever someone tells me them now, I just think "Yes, I get it; you're an infanticidal monster, well done."
Gosh I'm such a comedy snob.

Actually the following one I still quite like:

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--Say George, what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't know, Captain Picard; what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?--
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--I've never had sex in a Ferrari!


Other than that one, I snort derisively at dead baby jokes and chortle at the masterful puns in the headlines of The Sun.
 
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
 
Im bumping this becouse i want you to make more jokes. Im bored.
 
What do you call a guy who bumps his own joke thread?

You call him Rizzo.

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Adrien C said:
What are 3 things that you cant give to a black person ?

- A black eye
- A fat lip
- A job

...
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You stole that from the movie "Guess Who" with BernieMac & Ashton Kutcher. :p
I watched that movie for the first time last & laughed so hard I cried...

-MRG
 
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

JUST KIDDING I'M A BANANA. RAWRARARARARARARARARARARARA
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Marriage changes your life perspective................because suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
 
What's the difference between Tollbooth Willie and a serial rapist?


















... That was the joke.
 
So, a black guy and a Chinese guy are standing by a pond.
"If you skip a stone across this pond, it will tell the story of your heritage," said the Chinese guy. To demonstrate, he skips a stone across the pond.

ching-chang-chong

"You see? My father's name was Ching, his father, Chang, and his father, Chong."
The black guy takes a stone, and skips it on the pond.

chim-pan-zee

"WHAT??" The black guy takes the biggest rock he can find, and hurls it into the pond.

BABOOOOON!!
 
Whats worse than one baby in a trashcan?

Two babies in a trashcan, you say?

No.
.
.
.
.
.



One baby in two trashcans.


:afro:
 
What do you call 5 dead babies?

A good start
ha. that's pretty good. Just made that up.
 
I've heard that one, but about lawyers instead.
 
right right. adapted

Ok some more made up on the spot, at the very least, a genuine effort

What's better than a dead baby?
a half a dead baby

What do you call an almost dead baby?

A crying shame

What do you call 2 dead babies
twins

What do you call 4 dead babies
good luck

Whats better than 2 dead babies
more than 2 dead babies

What do you call a classroom of dead babies
An easy day for the teacher
I'm scary good at this. I could do this all day
 
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"You see, it is no mystery as to why these beasts became extinct;
due to the absence of ears they were unable to wear a top hat and died of a lack of common dignity."​
 
lefty said:
There's other methods of death sex than electrocution. Like using your beautiful breasts to lure people into an abandoned warehouse where rich people pay exhorbitant amounts of money to slaughter naive tourists.

EDIT: or bathtubs. I'm not sure how that fits, but I just remembered that it was relevant... somehow.
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That was a good movie. Great ending @ the train station. That one girl got owned near the end of the movie while walking in town. Served her right.

-MRG
 
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabre tooth tiger?

I don't know, but you better keep it away from your ass!
 
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