What Is Cheesiest Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard?

[brink's]

"Are you a programmer, because you haxed my heart"


Never works..

 

[CyberPitz]

LOL'ed

If needed, you can replace "Not you, the kid!!" with "NOT YOU!! THE DOG!"

 

[cheddarrr]

If needed, you can replace "Not you, the kid!!" with "NOT YOU!! THE DOG!"

haha remember when that guy dropped his pants!

what the **** lol

 

[CyberPitz]

haha remember when that guy dropped his pants!

what the **** lol

He looked like he was rather pissed..but confused "anger" with "horney"

 

[ZeroPointGun]

"Are you a programmer, because you haxed my heart"


Never works..

0mg N00bz, d4t5 da bestest line, haxxorz, lol.

Seriously though, nerds could use that.

 

[VirusType2]

I've just made a couple up. Let me know what you think.

Hi. I have a penis, how's it going?


well? What do you think?



How about this one, tell me what you think of it.


Hi. Got a vagina?





I just saw this chick flick movie yesterday, "Hitch". Will Smith said something like 90% of communication is body language and your tone. So what you actually say is only 10%. Of course, this is only relevant in person.

Don't know if thats based on actual facts, but it's interesting. I've often heard, "It's not what you say, it's how you say it."

 

[Smoke]

"Greetings female! You appear to be of breeding age, care to breed?"

Worked.

 

[ZeroPointGun]

I LOL'ed.

 

[baron insig]

Bumped to prove a point

 

[WacK]

Bumped to prove a point

Putting my dingdong in front of your avatar makes me happy.

 

[The Monkey]

I remember this thread. In reality, I don't use pickup lines. I just introduce myself and start talking.