What Is Cheesiest Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard?

[Evo]

Kore came to me and said "I want to **** you."

We had great fun

 

[Cole]

I want every bone in your body, including mine.

 

[CyberPitz]

"Wanna ****?"

 

[baron insig]

i thought this was some new thread then i read my post from ages ago!

I usually just end up dancing with a girl these days and see wwhat happens

 

[Muffin Man]

Old thread is old...

"Will you settle for me?"

 

[JNightshade]

Apparently, one night last weekend, I told a girl she was "hauntingly beautiful" when I was drunk, and it worked like a charm (this is what she tells me). Personally, I don't remember a damn bit of it, but I'll have to keep that one in mind for the future.

Shame too, 'cause she is gorgeous D:

 

[Exploder]

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one yet.

Do you have a band aid?
cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I think it's a cute pick-up line

 

[-Psy-]

"Wanna cyber?"

 

[Darkside55]

let me lick you. let me taste you. let me feel and eat away your breasts. let me spread your legs apart and consume. KFC FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!

Mind if I use this? I'm gonna be in Long Beach on vacation this weekend and I think I might try this.

 

[CyberPitz]

"Wanna cyber?"

you read my mind!

 

[Wanted Bob]

Haha, I like soulslicers one. Reminds me of that post someone made in the "Funniest Sex Moment" thread about reeces cereal. Speak up whoever said that.

 

[bam23]

There's nothing wrong with bumping old threads, especially when it wins like this.

 

[586FAC75]

All those curves and me with no brakes.

Only works on fatties.

So I'm told.

 

[Baratos]

"You have any German in you? No? Well...do you want some?"

 

[Evo]

I've got something to put in you..to put in you...Pi Mu Rho that is.

 

[Tagaziel]

I've got something to put in you..to put in you...Pi Mu Rho that is.

Pi Mu Rho - Like A Lubricated Lightning!

 

[-Psy-]

I've got something to put in you..to put in you...Pi Mu Rho that is.

You just owned me.

 

[Evo]

Oh did i? Or was it you that owned yourself?

 

[ríomhaire]

let me lick you. let me taste you. let me feel and eat away your breasts. let me spread your legs apart and consume. KFC FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!

Kentucky Fried Chicken fried chicken?

 

[ZeroPointGun]

In 7th grade, I went up to this slut with a couple coins in my hands, threw them at her feet and went, "start sucking bitch".

She replied "What the HELL is this Taylor? 12 Cents. It's gonna cost you more than that dickface".

Procedes to throw the coins back at me.

With all due respect though, that scared the hell out of me, seeing as she didn't reply jokingly :|

Lol^. Owned.

Kentucky Fried Chicken fried chicken?

Lol^. Owned.

I can't think of one at the moment, I'll edit when I do.

 

[metalgearsolid4]

dude, BUCK OFF!!!

dude what does it matter to you... just keep the fun going.

How or why the hell do people bump year old topics?
He was obviously searching for cheesy chat up lines on google and found this thread and signed up just to add his own. o.0

 

[Dinkleberry]

"you don't sweat much for a fat lass"

Ahhh, I was going to say that!

 

[Ennui]

I was hanging out with a few lady friends of mine last night and one told me this one: a guy from her work walked up to her as they were closing and said, "Hey, are you busy tonight? I'm going to shave [my beard] if you want to come help."

 

[Steel.Inferno]

I want to be your derivative, so I can be tangent to all of your curves.

Or sommat.

 

[Qonfused]

"I wanna be on you."

 

[JNightshade]

"I wanna be on you."

Oh god... for some reason, I lol'd hard in real life.

 

[Jintor]

Has anyone said "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" yet?

 

[Unfocused]

"How about you sit on my lap and we talk about whatever pops up?"

Now if you move to the side a little, we could also discuss some pressing matters.

 

[Danimal]

Hey, baby, I'm a disciple breeder.

You've got her now, boss, rape her!

Oh, I can't watch!

 

[el Chi]

I've come to the conclusion that "If I said you had a beautiful body..." is actually a good chat-up line. My reasoning is thus: You're clearly not saying it because you think it's a genuinely good line, so in theory you're saying it in ironic jest.
If she (or he) gets this and laughs with you, rather than thinking you're serious, then she has a good sense of humour and is very likely to be interesting.
If she doesn't get it then she takes herself too seriously and is no fun.
This is all supposing you get the tone right.

Personally I like to use a TV news reporter/Angus Deayton voice.

 

[Grandmaontoast]

"If i could rearange the alphabet i would put 'i' next to 'u' .

 

[JNightshade]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "l" next to "e", "t","s", "b","a","n", and "g".

 

[Unfocused]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "l" next to "e", "t","s", "b","a","n", and "g".

I'd put "k" next to "t", "h", "x", "b", "a" and "i". Would be awesome.

 

[Baratos]

There are 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

 

[lePobz]

It's not gonna suck itself, bitch.

 

[cheddarrr]

"hey you workin tonight?"

i got slapped. haha

 

[CyberPitz]

"hey you workin tonight?"

i got slapped. haha

:O YOU BASTARD THIEF! I used that to shinaniganize with on Main street! Then again, 4 years ago they actually fought back...now they just give me retarded looks. ><

 

[WacK]

" Ilikeyou doyoulikeme? "

 

[CyberPitz]

Ahh, speaking of my angering people while driving..

"HEY NICE ASS!!....NOT YOU, THE KID!" ohh good times..

 

[Beerdude26]

Ahh, speaking of my angering people while driving..

"HEY NICE ASS!!....NOT YOU, THE KID!" ohh good times..

LOL'ed