What Is Cheesiest Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard?

sinkoman said:
In 7th grade, I went up to this slut with a couple coins in my hands, threw them at her feet and went, "start sucking bitch".

She replied "What the HELL is this Taylor? 12 Cents. It's gonna cost you more than that dickface".

Procedes to throw the coins back at me.

With all due respect though, that scared the hell out of me, seeing as she didn't reply jokingly :|
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You should've gotten a 20...
 
you stupid bitch *smack*

And I've heard some pretty bad pick up lines too.
 
I hope I'm not to foward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?
 
"You dont look like you get many dates.... wanna go out?"
 
hhahaha, awesome thread

my contribution:

My name's Hazar, but you can call me tonight.

(replace Hazar with name ;) )
 
I've used "Do I know you?" and the "Hi my name is _____" rotuine.

I'm going to try out "Do you speak English?"
 
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

Or you can break out into song.

"We're both mammals! Lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel!"

I know someone who memorized that entire song...
 
"Have sex with me or I will kill everything you have ever loved."

Oh, and was it really a neccassary bump? :\
 
This is my favorite.

Backstory. There was this kid named Eric. Eric was pretentious. He was only fifteen, but he was the type that looooved to think he was artsy and knew everything about everything. He also had that "I'm going to stroke my hair back and talk like I'm a famous hollywood man!" Needless to say, he wasn't really a ladies man. Anyway, before he went back to Philly, and he decided he'd ask a girl who lived in NC out. He told her, and I quote.

"It's cool. We can be terminal...LIKE CANCER"

Picture that in a thick northern accent, and you get the idea.
 
"I want every bone in your body, including mine"
 
Wanna come home and play with my Wii?

Well, not actually a pickup line YET. But I will be using it soon. Oh yes. :naughty:
 
"Hi, my name is <name>, and you are?"
 
this one will make them go "wtf?"
"Do you want a worm-do?
(Whats a worm do?)
It does this..
(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
or
One day there was a bird. This was a magical bird that sang all day. It had many jolly frolicking happy prancing friends that sang songs of joy and happiness. Whenever they flew by the flowers they became happy too. Then everything died. Now doesn't that just turn you on?
 
Acepilotf14 said:
this one will make them go "wtf?"
"Do you want a worm-do?
(Whats a worm do?)
It does this..
(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
or
One day there was a bird. This was a magical bird that sang all day. It had many jolly frolicking happy prancing friends that sang songs of joy and happiness. Whenever they flew by the flowers they became happy too. Then everything died. Now doesn't that just turn you on?
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The sad thing is, you use thoose all the time.
 
"You know who you look like?"

"Who?"

"My next girlfriend/boyfriend"
 
'Hey, the names ComradeBadger'

:naughty:
 
"That sweater is very becoming on you, If I was on you I'd be comming too"

heard a guy say that to a girl at a party once, dunno how it turned out.
 
Hey, my watch says you're naked! ...Oh no, wait a minute, it's 2 hours fast.
 
What kind of material is your shirt made out of?

*rub shirt*

Because it's felt now.
 
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