What Is Cheesiest Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard?

[Kebean PFC]

Mine:
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

 

[CyberSh33p]

actual one used on a friend:
"you're gonna be the president's wife some day.... cause I'm gonna be the president!"

 

[Esquire]

Sir, i do believe i already have, on the first page never the less.

arg.. i cant be bothered navigating my way there now!

 

[SimonomiS]

No one's said the "Did it hurt?" "What?" "Falling from heaven."?

Usually one of the first one's to crop up in threads like this.

 

[jabberwock95]

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Cheesiest line ever.

 

[ríomhaire]

"I think I'm gay, prove me wrong"
"My watch says you arn't wearing any clothes, oh no, it's an hour fast"

 

[Absinthe]

"BEWWWWWWWWW BEEWWWWWWW BEWWWWWWW BEWWWWWWW"

"What are you doing?"

"That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cuz you just stopped the beat of my heart!"

I've done it a few times, but not out of seriousness. I just like the BEWWWWW part.

 

[KoreBolteR]

"My mate thinks you and I would make a great couple..."

"are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day"

"if i was given the chance to re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together?"

"Are you called Gillette? Cus you're the best a man can get."

"Sechs?"

 

[Smoke]

*walks over*
"MOO!"

never fails.

 

[Kebean PFC]

Oppss forgot:
Last year on a dare i got down on one knee infront of some random chick and started singing "Stop in the Name of Love" horribly off-tune. She thought it was cute, her boyfriend didn't.

 

[Prince of China]

"If I could go back in time and change the alphabet, I'd put you and I together."

 

[Stigmata]

"My watch says you arn't wearing any clothes, oh no, it's an hour fast"

Excellent.

 

[WacK]

"Let's have sexual intercourse"

LOL M8ey thumbs up :thumbs:

 

[baron insig]

mm

Hi, I'm James

Works well, if it needs to work,

Just smile n be yourself


goes to make what to do when u see a girl thread :/

 

[alehm]

Guy: "It buys me a beer."
Girl" "What?"
Guy: "IT BUYS ME A *E#&$&#@ BEER!"

 

[SimonomiS]

"A S L?!" (Stupid anti-caps.)

 

[Dalamari]

**knocks out with end of shotgun**

**gets phone**

"Hey Zed, I got two more"

 

[Smoke]

Guy: "It buys me a beer."
Girl" "What?"
Guy: "IT BUYS ME A *E#&$&#@ BEER!"

 

[xcellerate]

Hey, my friend wants to know if you think im hot.

 

[Tr0n]

"I want to **** you."

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

**knocks out with end of shotgun**

**gets phone**

"Hey Zed, I got two more"

ahahahahahahahah I lol'd to that one. I love that movie. :E

 

[joule]

"Hey. I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

 

[Adabiviak]

Seriously, both of these were used and they have children now, but I can't vouch for the health of their relationship...

"C'mon, how 'bout just the tip?" (His theory was that they wouldn't think it was so bad if he just put the tip in, and once he was there, he was as good as done.)

"Your people call it maize". She at least looked somewhat Native American/Mexican. It took a good ten seconds before it sank in and resulted in a slap. Seriously, though, my friend put his arm around this girl and said that, point blank.

 

[sinkoman]

Seriously, both of these were used and they have children now, but I can't vouch for the health of their relationship...

"C'mon, how 'bout just the tip?" (His theory was that they wouldn't think it was so bad if he just put the tip in, and once he was there, he was as good as done.)

"Your people call it maize". She at least looked somewhat Native American/Mexican. It took a good ten seconds before it sank in and resulted in a slap. Seriously, though, my friend put his arm around this girl and said that, point blank.

I don't get the second one.

Corn=porn?

His penis is all bumpy, like corn, and she's going to stick it in her mouth?

Seriously, I don't get it :|

EDIT: Edible protein?

EDIT: In reference to Detasseling? (removal of male TASSEL, human equievelant of sperm, from corn, his penis)

 

[Dog--]

1. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
2. I have only three months to live
3. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
4. Stand still so I can pick you up!
5. [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
6. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start
7. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
8. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine
9. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
10. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
11. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'
12. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
13. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me
14. Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb
15. Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
16. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
17. I'm good at math. U+I=69
18. Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
19. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
20. You got a Burger and Fries to go with that Shake?
21. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
22. So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
23. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!

Alot of cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Heh Heh Heh :dozey:

 

[Max_Payne]

in a pirate liek voice:

"YARR! Could you ride my harpoon!?"

lol i get a kick outta that one lol

PEACE

mike

 

[CyberPitz]

"REALLY LOUD VOICE"
BUTTSECHS!??!

Oh yeah, been there, done that, ran for my life.

 

[sinkoman]

In 7th grade, I went up to this slut with a couple coins in my hands, threw them at her feet and went, "start sucking bitch".

She replied "What the HELL is this Taylor? 12 Cents. It's gonna cost you more than that dickface".

Procedes to throw the coins back at me.

With all due respect though, that scared the hell out of me, seeing as she didn't reply jokingly :|

 

[Esquire]

23. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!

Alot of cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Heh Heh Heh :dozey:

lol, nice one mate. I'll be using that one there, aarrrrr

 

[DEATH eVADER]

"You know what would look good on you?...ME!"

"Set your faces to stun!"

 

[sinkoman]

I'm still trying to figure out that "maize" one.

ANSWERS PLZ!

 

[el Chi]

"I think I'm gay, prove me wrong"

I've never used that line exactly, but there have been some girls who thought I was gay, so I offered to prove them wrong and it pretty much always works.

 

[Ennui]

I've never used that line exactly, but there have been some girls who thought I was gay, so I offered to prove them wrong and it pretty much always works.

Badass el Chi!

 

[el Chi]

Gayass el Chi. Except not. Honest. <Proves it>

 

[Ennui]

*huddles naked in the corner*
I feel so... violated.

 

[el Chi]

Oh I bet you say that to all the boys.

 

[Zerimski]

Get your crash 'elmet love, you're goin' through the 'eadboard tonight.

 

[KoreBolteR]

if i want a girl, i do THIS to them.

works 100%, try it.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Nice shoes, wanna F...??

 

[Dog--]

Bond. James Bond.