What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

[Dog--]

What would you do first?

This is if just all the people died, the cars/buildings/games/ect. were all still perfectly fine.

I would just get a Formula-1 car and just drive the hell out of it.
Speed + me = fun!

Plus all of the secret lasers and stuff the government has, and I'd see whats in Area-51 (I'd get to Roswell in my newly aquired F-1 racer!)

 

[OCybrManO]

Stock up on twinkies... since they seem to last forever.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

probably masturbate alot.

 

[sinkoman]

I'd lie down on the beach/in a park/in the forest and masturbate.

Seriously, that's something that i'm going to have to do before I die. Masturbate outdoors.

Just staring at the clouds and cranking your shaft, must be euphoric.

 

[Dog--]

Somehow I knew everyone was going to say "Masturbate", I shoulda put "NO MASTURBATING" in original post :\ Thats all this thread will be - masturbation.

 

[sinkoman]

Somehow I knew everyone was going to say "Masturbate", I shoulda put "NO MASTURBATING" in original post :\ Thats all this thread will be - masturbation.

Mine is different.

I'm COMPLETELY serious. Before I die, I WILL go to the top of a hill in some state park, and I WILL masturbate whilst lying down in the grass.

It hit me once while I was, you guessed it, masturbating. I was just thinking "you know, i've masturbated in allot of wierd places, but never anyplace outdoors".

 

[Canadian Gunner]

I'd be pretty happy. I could finally sit down and read my books in peace. Naturally my glasses would fall off and break, thus creating a horrible sense of irony as I realise how my situation does not rock...(cue twilight zone music and enter that Rod Sterling guy...with his usual ironic conclusions...)

(I don't wear glasses btw and I'm sure I could think of better things to do than read books...this is merely an allusion to that twilight zone episode like that)

 

[Teta_Bonita]

In all honesty, I would probably try to set up a power generator and play oblivion.


And masturbate.

 

[Vegeta897]

Well if everyone died, I'm pretty sure I know what Ikerous would be doing.

 

[AmishSlayer]

I'd go teach myself to fly a helicopter and various jets around the world flying as low as I could just messing around. I'd probably eventually crash but meh. Being completely alone in the world would suck. It'd be like stopping time for you... Nothing new would ever happen.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Well if everyone died, I'm pretty sure I know what Ikerous would be doing.

If you are talking about necrophelia with cyberpitz, then I completely endorse this action.

 

[<RJMC>]

if not masturbating

I will be having sex whit the corpses of the sexys girls

 

[OCybrManO]

if not masturbating

I will be having sex whit the corpses of the sexys girls

Act quickly. That's all I have to say...

 

[Greatgat]

Good to see you RJMC. Haven't seen you in a while. But for me, I'd read every book in the world. *Breaks glasses* Why? Whhhyyy!?

 

[<RJMC>]

Good to see you RJMC. Haven't seen you in a while. But for me, I'd read every book in the world. *Breaks glasses* Why? Whhhyyy!?

my moden was broke,and I think is still not working very well

 

[FoB_Ed]

I would walk around my house naked

 

[15357]

I'd get in a tank, drive it around, wait for the corpses to rise into zombies.

 

[Que-Ever]

Try to find a computer.

Masturbate.

I dunno, I haven't thought very far ahead.

 

[Orcone101]

What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

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[sinkoman]

npc_create_equipment dildo

npc_create cyberpitz

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I'll kill myself. Without other people, I'd be living a pretty sad existence.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

Find the nuclear bunkers and fire all the nukes.

 

[Skaadi]

Probably steal games. And do a lot of other stuff I want to do.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I'll kill myself. Without other people, I'd be living a pretty sad existence.

-Angry Lawyer

Is right. Experiences have to be shared, or they are worthless.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Precisely.
I'd miss certain people in my life too much.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Sulkdodds]

I would walk around for a bit, drive cars for a bit, fly planes for a little bit, speedboats for a little bit, get pissed for a little bit, depressed for a little bit, get bored for a little bit, go snore for a little bit; read books for a little bit, find nooks for a little bit, visit all those places that I'd never seen - I'd just tour the road and watch everything tick. I'd ingest the entire of human civilisation and all it's knowledge - metaphorically speaking. I'd try and create life, without any joy. I'd die, eventually, from something really stupid. And I wouldn't really mind.

In between, I would masturbate.

God, I am so lonely.

 

[Danimal]

I guess I would smash some stuff, eat some cake, then try to live normally, if it's not possible then I guess I would have no reason to live.

Then again, I would be mourning the loss of alot of people, thus increasing my chances of suicide.

 

[The Monkey]

I would drive to the nearest airport, steal an airplane and fly to a nuclear state and fire all their nukes, wait for the nuclear winter, and right before I died I would mastrubate.

 

[Lucid]

Honestly?

I'd kill myself.

Being alone in the world would suck so much ass... and seeing as I'm in a pretty strong relationship right now... it would suck even more. :|

 

[Ravioli]

Dance in a popcorn machine naked...but the salt gotta hurt my pride so i might skip it.

 

[kirovman]

That Futurama scene which parodies the Twilight Zone:



"I'm the only one left... well at least I still have my books"

*Glasses fall on floor and smash

"Those were my only glasses! It's not fair! Wait, my eyes aren't so bad, I can still read the large print"

*Eyes drop out of head

"Noooo! It's not fair.... wait, I can steal read Braille!"

*Hands fall off

"Arrrrgggghh!"

 

[Mr-Fusion]

if not masturbating

I will be having sex whit the corpses of the sexys girls

bwahahah

What an awesome thread.

I'd get up to log onto the internet but wouldn't be able to use my computer because the coal powered generators have shut down due to nobody else existing!!! I'd probably walk outside and notice the silence and clear sky due to a lack of planes polluting the atmosphere and slightly blocking the light.

Dunno. I'd drive all sorts of cars around. Best to keep your mind off the loneliness so i'd become a nomad, moving around Australia like the abbos of old...or not. In fact that's a stupid idea because you'd run out of food and would have to eat bugs and trees and stuff. So i'd go back to the cities or areas that were densely populated and think about what to do. Play music? Could keep me occupied for some time. I suppose you could set up theatres with dummy people you've created from clothes in shops and pretend it's an audience as you play the piano.

I'd have to seek out some viagra stores so i could masturbate non-stop all day.

I would then have sex with every single animal i could find to see if our genes are compatible. The end goal being the creation of a sub-human species i could at least keep around as peons to admire me and my ability to stand upright and not grunt like a spastic if i want something. I need to create a creature that is self-aware and also intelligent enough to be able to communicate with the aforementioned grunts and perhaps clicking sounds.

 

[Llama]

I'll kill myself. Without other people, I'd be living a pretty sad existence.

-Angry Lawyer

;( Same

I'd cry, then find a gun shop and stop myself in the head.



HOWEVER: If I was only the last person for a week or so, then everyone came back to life ( ) Id steal laodsa stuff, crap loads of money, and use the fastest internet connection on earth to download pron at over 5gb/s.

 

[kupocake]

Read shit-loads, create one big history of the human race to document what once went right and what ultimately went wrong, distribute millions of copies around the earth and die knowing that I at least tried to leave some kind of lasting record to some kind of intelligence out there.

Of course, I'd slack off for virtually every day of the year pissing around actually having fun, but providing you all stay dead, there's no one around to hand me deadlines and tell me off for slacking off.

 

[short recoil]

I would do a few different things and then kill myself.

LMAO, there are some funny awnsers in this thread!

 

[baron insig]

indeed

i would set about creating artifical life in a massive computer network.

the centre pc woudl be a linux cluster of everysingle computer i can drag to a warehouse

powered by squireld

then i woudl get bored, and devlop monkey logic.

u ask wtf is monkey logic?

massive room 1000's of computers

each one is a screen, a chair, a monkey and 2 buttons

the monkeys would control cloned humans! by deciding between 2 variables

yes thats rght no one here thought of just growing another human

just think. human stand on 2 feet or 4

human says hello to other human or attacks1!

it would be soo cool

 

[CrazyHarij]

drive expensive cars, eat lots of candy, fire guns everywhere, jack off to dead chicks, and destroy myself and the earth by setting off every single nuclear bomb

 

[Remus]

HOWEVER: If I was only the last person for a week or so, then everyone came back to life ( ) Id steal laodsa stuff, crap loads of money, and use the fastest internet connection on earth to download pron at over 5gb/s.

He he my kind of guy:thumbs: .
But if they were all dead permanently I would go to Area51 get myself a time machine go back in time and stop whatever happened from happening, or just have loads of fun with my recently aquired stuff:naughty: .
On thing none of you has thought of is the fact that you would eventually die of starvation even in a city simply because all the food available would get rotten after a while, so I think the best place to be if you wanted to survive, would be a farm.

 

[Flyingdebris]

I would totally go crazy and just wander the wastes killing every manner of organism i came across.

I'd just leave a horrible swatch of dead animals, oil spills, salted earth, and forest fires in my wake.

 

[Danimal]

Oh, animals are around too? I'd spend quite some time studying them. D: