What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

I'd have a few weeks of good fun, what with fast cars and games and the coolest shit ever... but I don't know how I'd make it after that.

I wouldn't kill myself, because that's against my principles... but it'd be a very bleak existence.
 
Redneck said:
On thing none of you has thought of is the fact that you would eventually die of starvation even in a city simply because all the food available would get rotten after a while, so I think the best place to be if you wanted to survive, would be a farm.
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Lol wtf, there is enough canned goods in a single supermarket to last a single person at least a couple of years, vitamins and minerals, tinned fruit.....you could remain quite healthy.
If you wanted something fresh you could go an kill a deer or pick on the fields of annual crops that have been left to nature (apple orchards e.t.c)
Most cans now would be perfectly edible after 20 years, as long as you don't get lidl ones. :D

Life would be pretty easy but very dull.
 
I'd find short recoil's body and eat it because it would make me superman. Then I'd revive the rest of the world and go about my goddamn business.
 
Well I would say, but I don't think it's very 'appropriate' for even hl2.net
 
I'd read a few books. Watch a few movies. Play a few videogames.

Maybe drink a soda...
 
Probably be like "Sweet!" and go steal an awesome computer, play games for a while, masturbate, then probably kill myself.
 
What's the ****ing obsession with masturbation?
You can do it now if you want, i would have thought most things to do would be not morally/socially acceptable now......
 
it's hard to say how id react
but if i were able to maintain some sort of sanity, first thing i would do is steal a VERY nice car (gotta get around somehow)
and then... learn how to fly :p take a lil trip around the world :)
 
short recoil said:
What's the ****ing obsession with masturbation?
You can do it now if you want, i would have thought most things to do would be not morally/socially acceptable now......
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Yes, but you can't just walk around in a city naked and yanking it. Speaking of which... I would kill myself by jumping out of a plane from waaaay up in the sky without a parachute and seeing how many times I could squeeze one off before I hit the ground. If there's an afterlife, at least I'll have something to brag about.
 
OCybrManO said:
Yes, but you can't just walk around in a city naked and yanking it. Speaking of which... I would kill myself by jumping out of a plane from waaaay up in the sky without a parachute and seeing how many times I could squeeze one off before I hit the ground. If there's an afterlife, at least I'll have something to brag about.
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It'll probably hit you in the face...is that how you really wanna die? Is that how you want aliens to find you?

"Hmm, we've found the last man on Earth. Severe trauma all over his body."
"What's that on his face?"
"Looks like...caked semen."
"Ew."
 
Definately try to dig up some military equipment and have my fun with it: tanks, hovercraft, planes, ships, rpgs, etc.

Any vehicle I could get my hands on I'd probably try out, especially some airliners.

I'd try to sail some of the aircraft carriers berthed around here. Because its probably impossible with one man, I'd make that my base.

Look for the nuclear bunkers.

Probably watch as many movies, play as many games, read as many books as possible.

Go crazy.
 
I dunno, I would never go outside wanking it, even if I thought everyone was dead. What if someone else survived? And what if it was a really hot chick. You'd just be walking down the street screamin Johnny Cash lyrics with your cock in your hand when all of a sudden you see this really hot chick on the end of the street. She takes a 5 second look at you before gaping in horror and runs as fast as she can to the opposite side of the earth, never to be seen again. I have a reputation to uphold, silly fantasies is something that can be done in complete privacy, or at least psuedo privacy.

Anyways, I'd probably do all the things I've always wanted to do, like blow shit up and set large buildings on fire. And assassinate presidents.

:ssh: Honestly, I'd be very ****ing lonely, to the point where I'd shoot myself in the head.
 
How do you know everyone's dead, and not just hiding to throw you a surprise party?
You'd be running down Oxford Street naked, manhood in hand, flapping away (or so seems to be the general consensus in this thread) and then all of a sudden your family and friends jump out:
"SURPRI-"
*Cue embarassed silence*
AmishSlayer said:
I'd go teach myself to fly a helicopter
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...and that, folks, is how the last human on Earth died - any questions?
 
el Chi said:
How do you know everyone's dead, and not just hiding to throw you a surprise party?
You'd be running down Oxford Street naked, manhood in hand, flapping away (or so seems to be the general consensus in this thread) and then all of a sudden your family and friends jump out:
"SURPRI-"
*Cue embarassed silence*
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ROFL :LOL:

That's awesome.
 
Well **** that, mine was funnier. Way to steal my material.
 
Go to Germany and raid a Mercedes dealership and drive around the Nurburgring for hours and hours
 
I'd figure out what caused everybody to die, and then i'd dispose of all the bodies... Otherwise disease would be everywhere and i'd die fast!

How to dispose of billions of dead bodies in a few days... <ponders>
 
Raziaar said:
I'd figure out what caused everybody to die, and then i'd dispose of all the bodies... Otherwise disease would be everywhere and i'd die fast!

How to dispose of billions of dead bodies in a few days... <ponders>
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Unleash wild animals into the populace? That doesn't exactly rectify the whole "surviving" thing, however.
 
Since there'd be nobody around to stop me, I'd probably go around everywhere and loot/steal as many HL2 cd keys as possible!
 
Black Pete said:
Since there'd be nobody around to stop me, I'd probably go around everywhere and loot/steal as many HL2 cd keys as possible!
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And then there'd be no moderators around to ban you.

:LOL:



Okay, bad joke.
 
After getting over the initial shock and depression, I'd lay down a few ground rules. Such as I'd never go to my girlfriends house, it'd be far too depressing.

First of all, I'd drill a hole in the gas tank of my parents 2004 Avalon, drain the fuel into a tub, and pour it into my 1972 Chevelle. I'd finally figure out just how fast my car goes. (I've maxed out the speedometer at 120, and the gauge is 10 mph off at 60, so I was going 140.) I'd drive to a auto-parts store, break in, and buy a ball hitch for my car. Then I would drive back home, hook up my parents small utility trailer, and head out to costco. Securing supplies and the like. After dropping the supplies back off at home, I'd drive back to Costco and fill the trailer up with as much fertilizer as possible, then I would proceed to the movie theatre, where I work. After packing the main lobby with fertilizer and a suitable fuse, I'd set it off. Next, I would drive down McHenry, take a left onto Sylvan, another left on Coffee, and take the 1970 Roadrunner that that guy has had parked in his driveway for the past 3 years.

Tune in later for more...
 
I would first spend a month going around breaking things... it would be so fun. I always wanted to go into a supermarket, take every fruit, and throw them at the wall. I would not kill myself because that might **** me over in the afterlife.
 
Pesmerga said:
Well **** that, mine was in a similar vein, but with less observers to catch you in the act. Way to think along pretty much the exact same lines as me.
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Fixed to correct misplaced bitterness.
 
I would go get all the construction equipment I could find, jam their accelerators, and let them loose all over the place. then I would go to the leaning tower of pizza and tip that bastard over, because it's long overdue. Then I would jack a yaught, sail to South America, and light up the Amazon with a bunch of firey arrows.
 
Sebastian said:
I would go get all the construction equipment I could find, jam their accelerators, and let them loose all over the place.
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lol!! such an amazing idea

Then I would jack a yaught, sail to South America, and light up the Amazon with a bunch of firey arrows.
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Wouldn't work, it's a rain forest.
 
I would collect animals, put them into an arena, and make them fight to the death. I would watch over with a machine gun, and some milk and crackers in case anything went out of hand.
 
Black Pete said:
lol!! such an amazing idea



Wouldn't work, it's a rain forest.
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I would use napalm then. One way or another that forest would burn. If I couldn't get it to light, I would probably just shoot firey arrows into every building I saw just because it would be the cool thing to do.
 
I WOULD RULE THIS EMPTY WORLD!

And I think I'd go traveling. Go check out all the empty cities. That'd be awesome. Cities, all to myself...and everything in them. After a lot of that, I'd probably just find other stuff to amuse myself...a lot of reading, definately.
 
Also I'd go into office buildings or skyscrapers and chuck chairs to break the windows, and then chuck more chairs out of them. Just cuz it would be fun...

Jamming accelerators on various automobiles in various situations would be a major hobby too.
 
I wouldn't be able to survive without people. I'd probably bore the shit out of myself and ultimately get so depressed I'd die. I would be filling my last days with finding a way to revive people or at least make another form of intelligent life, fast. A form of life that I can communicate with using normal speech and gestures. Kinda like humans.

If that were possible, I would then try to make all the dead people zombies, then go kick some zombie butt with my newly acquired friends :p

If there ever is going to be an apocalypse, please let it be a zombie outbreak. I would absolutely thrive until the end of my days if that happened, driving around in a bus (maximum protection, maximum carrying load), securing towns and using them as safehouses for other survivors.

Man, it'd be really cool if there was a virtual reality game where you could live as a survivor in a zombie apocalypse for like two weeks or longer.
 
I'd never get bored because there are always more books to read, more things to break, more animals to shoot, more places to see. I'd always have my pet border collie to talk to (they are smart).

lots of video games to play too once i get a generator up
 
Top Secret said:
After getting over the initial shock and depression, I'd lay down a few ground rules. Such as I'd never go to my girlfriends house, it'd be far too depressing.

First of all, I'd drill a hole in the gas tank of my parents 2004 Avalon, drain the fuel into a tub, and pour it into my 1972 Chevelle. I'd finally figure out just how fast my car goes. (I've maxed out the speedometer at 120, and the gauge is 10 mph off at 60, so I was going 140.) I'd drive to a auto-parts store, break in, and buy a ball hitch for my car. Then I would drive back home, hook up my parents small utility trailer, and head out to costco. Securing supplies and the like. After dropping the supplies back off at home, I'd drive back to Costco and fill the trailer up with as much fertilizer as possible, then I would proceed to the movie theatre, where I work. After packing the main lobby with fertilizer and a suitable fuse, I'd set it off. Next, I would drive down McHenry, take a left onto Sylvan, another left on Coffee, and take the 1970 Roadrunner that that guy has had parked in his driveway for the past 3 years.

Tune in later for more...
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Damn dude, were you expecting everybody on earth to die? Thats pretty ****ing detailed!
 
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