What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

I would take a picture of me in the middle of Hong Kong by my self and no one around. That is if I could fly a plane.
 
Lol, it's pretty obvious most people would end up dead pretty quickly either through suicide or by attempting to do something stupid/fly a plane/ drive a car at 200mph down the motorway whilst masturbating.
 
Maybe I'd postpone suicide long enough to get over myself. Learning to fly a plane would be awesome, but I dunno, it would be a one way trip for me, cause I'd probably crash and burn upon attempting to land. Or I'd lose concentration and forget I have a fuel capacity.
 
it's funny how a supernatural force would make the only person left alive someone who would consider suicide
 
It's funny how a supernatural force would leave you as the only survivor. God's ironic humor shines brightly.
 
I would use this website as my personal journal so in millions of years when something comes along they can check the logs of the server and see how the last man alive lived

I would prolly watch a lot of porn too
 
Man, for a new member Black Pete argues and talks alot of shit.. alot...
 
I'd wonder why no ones on the damn server!


I'd probarbly go to D.C. and just screw around. Eat Pizza a lot. Take Gigantic Shits, you know what I usually do.
 
Dog-- said:
Man, for a new member Black Pete argues and talks alot of shit.. alot...
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Black Pete=KngHenry:O :O
 
Pesmerga said:
It's funny how a supernatural force would leave you as the only survivor. God's ironic humor shines brightly.
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i don't see how that funny, in fact it's a great compliment. Means I'm the best of the best. Kinda like Noah, except I'm not burdened with the duty of making an ark. And unlike you I won't waste my life. Go back to your myspace and put up a few more emo pictures so your friends can sympathize with your relapsed depression and sudden change of sexuality.
 
spookymooky said:
Wait, you're too new to know about KngHenry...

You're KngHenry!
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No, you're KngHenry!

Means I'm the best of the best. Kinda like Noah, except I'm not burdened with the duty of making an ark.
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Oh, you're so right now that I think about it.
 
I bet your only acusing him of being knghenry to cover up for yourself, huh KNGHENRY?!
 
I Would Blow Everything Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It Would Be So Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dog-- said:
Ok, there are these people called "Hermits" who live in the forest all alone, some of them for their whole lives, some for 10 years, ect. They didn't go insane and kill themselves, they just survived. What do you think early man did? I doubt they ALL lived together....

Besides no one here would have the balls to shoot themselves.



And whats with all this "Load up on supplies" crap? Ok, I can see loading up on food, because you don't wanna go in a supermarket to get canned food with the smell of thousands of rotting fruits there. But wtf would you need genereators and batties and stuff for? If you need that stuff, just steal a car and drive to radio-shack and get a pack of batteries.. ffs... And it's not like you'd be wasting gas money, or wasteing time, what do you have to do besides live the funnest life ever? Still lonely as shit, but fun!
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Bullshit. I have balls. Hell I shot myself in the foot with an airsoft gun. Then I proceeded to shoot my friend in the ass. Psychotic yes. Fun yes.
 
spookymooky said:
Wait, you're too new to know about KngHenry...
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I only know about that dude because you guys keep talking about him, duh.
 
Well, theres 2 things to go along with that, TollBooth Willie, first: a shot in the foot couldn't kill you (Unless the projectile was coated in poison or something), especially from an airsoft gun, it'd probably just sting a bit. secondly: your a dumbass for shooting yourself in the foot with an airsoft gun :D
 
Only KngHenry would accuse... oh nevermind, I give up! Yes, I'm KngHenry *cries in hands*... I just didn't want anyone to know!
 
spookymooky and I both acuse you of being knghenry! You MUST be him, Pesmerga!
 
I'd try to complete every single-player game in the world, then run down south to the Poles with a bunch of digging gear and try to explore what's in all that ice in Antarctica.
 
Polar_Bear said:
I'd try to complete every single-player game in the world, then run down south to the Poles with a bunch of digging gear and try to explore what's in all that ice in Antarctica.
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....more ice?
 
Hopefully some totally awesome bacteria that'll make zombies, and then I'd revive Beerdude and we'd go own.
 
The last human on Earth freezed to death while digging in Antarctica, any questions?
 
No you're him:eek: ! kngh... beahhhh....
 
Redneck said:
The last human on Earth freezed to death while digging in Antarctica, any questions?
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I've got a question: Is freezed a word?
 
Dog-- said:
Well, theres 2 things to go along with that, TollBooth Willie, first: a shot in the foot couldn't kill you (Unless the projectile was coated in poison or something), especially from an airsoft gun, it'd probably just sting a bit. secondly: your a dumbass for shooting yourself in the foot with an airsoft gun :D
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The whole point of the post was to say that I would in fact shoot myself. I used the airsoft gun as an example. And yes, I accept the fact that I AM a dumbass. Seem to be just now realizing that.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
The whole point of the post was to say that I would in fact shoot myself. I used the airsoft gun as an example. And yes, I accept the fact that I AM a dumbass. Seem to be just now realizing that.
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Do you realize you're being a dumbass by being a proponent of suicide? You think your parents created you in hopes that you'd kill yourself?
 
Black Pete said:
Do you realize you're being a dumbass by being a proponent of suicide? You think your parents created you in hopes that you'd kill yourself?
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No they created him in the hopes that a small hole in the condom wouldn't actually matter all that much.
 
Black Pete said:
Do you realize you're being a dumbass by being a proponent of suicide? You think your parents created you in hopes that you'd kill yourself?
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I DO realize that God must have created you to piss people off, because your doing a damn fine job. I don't need a lecture from someone I don't even fricking' know.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
I DO realize that God must have created you to piss people off, because your doing a damn fine job. I don't need a lecture from someone I don't even fricking' know.
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oh well, hopefully i'm saving your life because you won't be so ready to pull the trigger
 
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