What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

[Remus]

If everyone you knew, everyone you didn't know, everyone in your family, your friends, your lovers; if everyone was dead, you wouldn't feel any sort of sadness?

He is teh mecha Knghenry

 

[Ren.182]

you have to be emo to kill yourself in this situation

I can see someone getting banned reeeeal soon.

So, you're saying... if by some power you were the VERY LAST human on earth... you wouldn't wanna top yourself someway down the line... You'd get bored eventually then the madness will kick in.

And our ultimate goal as a species is to reproduce... thats why sex and stuff feels so damned good. But without another human to reproduce with that wont be possible.

 

[Black Pete]

I can see someone getting banned reeeeal soon.

So, you're saying... if by some power you were the VERY LAST human on earth... you wouldn't wanna top yourself someway down the line... You'd get bored eventually then the madness will kick in.

And our ultimate goal as a species is to reproduce... thats why sex and stuff feels so damned good. But without another human to reproduce with that wont be possible.

you cannot prove that I will go crazy. or are there scientific studies on this subject?

and WAIT, I'll be banned because I don't want to kill myself???

you're a ****ing nutcase, you belong in a cult that believes aliens live on comets

 

[Ren.182]

you cannot prove that I will go crazy. or are there scientific studies on this subject?

Well, humans like to interract with other humans.

And no... you wont get banned because you wont kill yourself. It's because you're a troll.

And i also believe in aliens... They may live on comets, they may not. Nobody knows.

 

[Black Pete]

Well, humans like to interract with other humans.

i'd also like a porsche, but i won't end my life over it

 

[Remus]

I'll be banned because I don't want to kill myself???

 

[Qonfused]

i'd also like a porsche, but i won't end my life over it

I lawled.

 

[Black Pete]

And no... you wont get banned because you wont kill yourself. It's because you're a troll.

actually, you're the troll because you're advocating suicide. I'm the one with the rational position.

 

[Seagull]

Pete, go through your post history and see how you're acting...

 

[Parlez]

I'll be banned

No, we would not get that lucky

 

[Remus]

Pete, go through your post history and see how you're acting...

That's why I think its HIM!!!:rolling: :x

 

[Black Pete]

Pete, go through your post history and see how you're acting...

go through this thread history and see who's advocating self-destruction

or is that "cool" now?

 

[Parlez]

go through this thread history and see who's advocating self-destruction

or is that "cool" now?

I would not normally say anything but you have been acting this way from Day 1. Which was what a few days ago? I know I am still new and stuff but act your age. You are acting like a 5 year old who is mad because his mother would not get him a toy he really wanted therefore getting defensive about everything his mother saying.
Mother being the HL2.net members
Childish boy being Black Pete (You)

We can all only hope that he will choose not the distinguished road but the other path that leads to respect and a good member.

 

[Que-Ever]

I was gonna tell you the rest of my story, but I don't feel like going through a couple pages of peteshit to find the right post to quote.

 

[Remus]

I was gonna tell you the rest of my story, but I don't feel like going through a couple pages of peteshit to find the right post to quote.

LOL

 

[Black Pete]

I would not normally say anything but you have been acting this way from Day 1. Which was what a few days ago? I know I am still new and stuff but act your age. You are acting like a 5 year old who is mad because his mother would not get him a toy he really wanted therefore getting defensive about everything his mother saying.
Mother being the HL2.net members
Childish boy being Black Pete (You)

We can all only hope that he will choose not the distinguished road but the other path that leads to respect and a good member.

I am not acting like anything, I am just posting. Also what is at the end of the latter path? A high post count? Having lots of those valuable cyber friends?

 

[Parlez]

I am not acting like anything, I am just posting. Also what is at the end of the latter path? A high post count? Having lots of those valuable cyber friends?

Yeh that and not getting banned.

 

[graaaeme10]

Excuse me, but look at the thread title people!

What happened to the funny answers!

Getting a bit off-topic, don't you think?

Anyway... I would do everything I couldn't do before. I certainly wont be bored... I'd probably kill myself eventually however, everybody would. But I'm not gonna bitch about that

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Black Pete was Nat Turner, a permanently-banned troll.

 

[Llama]

Pwnt

 

[VirusType2]

Black Pete was Nat Turner, a permanently-banned troll.

Ahh! Nat Turner; the infamous double-post king. That explains it. Nat once said that women were more like pigs and dogs than like men. I wanted to ask him what his mother thinks about that, but didn't really want to talk to him or listen to him talk anymore.


What would I do if I was the last person on earth?

I don't have a funny answer for this. I've seen a few movies that made me think enough about it to actually imagine it - and it's not funny.

I'd cry for weeks. I'd probably walk around the streets half-aware, in a world of my own - and be very scared, and very sad and just spend my time looking for someone else. I could not find enjoyment in anything ever again. Eventually - after sitting there about to die from sadness alone, I'd definitely kill myself, I'd do it a million times if that was actually possible. I think it would be even more sad and scary if there were no dead bodies - like if everyone just vanished.


Pete: I'm glad that the death of every human on earth could be shrugged-off by you, and you would be able to drive cars into each other for amusement, because that is so damn important. It's a good thing you survived and didn't kill yourself because you had important things to do like throw chairs out of windows.

 

[99.vikram]

I'd steal the most uber rig ever, the best games I can find and then play it for hours. Until I die of starvation or disease.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

-- Jackson Browne says that you all suck too much to be the last man standing

-- lol so true

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Remus]

Who the heck is Jackson Brawne??

 

[Que-Ever]

- If I were the last person on earth I'd become a vampiric rapist and refuse to die lol

 

[Razor]

-- Jackson Browne says that you all suck too much to be the last man standing

-- lol so true

-Angry Lawyer

-- I love you Jackson Browne

-- I love you too Ashton Kutcher

-- L0Lz0r...gh3y

-- *Incomprehensible Chinese baby talk*

 

[VirusType2]

- If I were the last person on earth I'd become a vampiric rapist and refuse to die lol

Nat's (Pete's) point of view was that if you were the last person on earth, you would believe that some divine intervention that kept you around and that you had a responsibility to live and not to kill yourself - for all mankind. Beneath all of that bullshit, and beneath his strong anti-suicide view, that is what he feels. Actually, I tend to agree.

I spend allot of my time pondering suicide because I don't matter. But if I was the last person on earth, I would matter now, and so I'd have to be brave and try to deal with it, and see if I could find a way to make a difference - even if in vain. It's just selfish to kill yourself when the whole human race is in your hands. I don't think I would be able to clone anyone or anything, but by killing myself I didn't even try.

That is a good point, and Nat often had some good points, even if they were obscure at times.

Anyway, I just thought I would say that for him since I'm sure he would like to, but couldn't always manage to make his points - good or not - without personal attacks. He often posted in the politics forum if you can't tell, and that might explain how he was acting. It seems to me that both times he was banned, it was for acting like he was in the politics forum when he was in off-topic chat.

Having said that, maybe he won't feel the need to come back and get banned again for the third time.

 

[Que-Ever]

He was still a troll and I was still making fun of him. That's... kinda it.

EDIT: wait, wtf? That's jackson browne in the avatars? oh shizz...

 

[Raziaar]

-- I love you Jackson Browne

-- I love you too Ashton Kutcher

-- L0Lz0r...gh3y

-- *Incomprehensible Chinese baby talk*

ROFL. Nice.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

-- I am God

-- lol no kidding

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Sebastian]

-- Why can't I pass my driving test?

-- Because you're always drunk lol.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

-- Jackson Browne knows how to drive

-- lol so do i

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ríomhaire]

-- I am God

-- lol no kidding

-Angry Lawyer

-- I'm worried by this new fad, lol

-- PENIS PENIS PENIS

-- lol, n00bs

-- lol, I <3

 

[Angry Lawyer]

-- None of you know who I am.

-- Except me. I <3 Jackson Browne

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Sebastian]

-- I can't stop Mooving. It must have been all that grass I ate.

-- Get off my lawn cow. go eat in that there pasture lol.

 

[ríomhaire]

-- None of you know who I am.

-- Except me. I <3 Jackson Browne

-Angry Lawyer

-- I know who you are

-- Wikipedia doesn't count

-- lol, I <3

 

[john121]

i'd go to a huge house, bust out all the windows, doors, burn down another house.. do stuff i couldn't normally do without being arrested.

 

[short recoil]

Why don't you do all these things now?
Come on, it'd be funny, if enough people did it the government wouldn't be able to do a ****ing thing, ok so you'd collapse soceity but you'd have a few hours of heaven!