What Would You Do If You Were The Last Person On Earth?

[Black Pete]

No they created him in the hopes that a small hole in the condom wouldn't actually matter all that much.

live births are expensive you know, and just think about all the shit they gave him his entire life. and look how he wants to pay them back

 

[Parlez]

Do you realize you're being a dumbass by being a proponent of suicide? You think your parents created you in hopes that you'd kill yourself?

I know I am still new and all, But almost every thread I see that has your name in it you are either using foul language or making stupid remarks. I mean not to be disorderly or anything but please take a chill pill and post like a normal human being.

 

[Black Pete]

I know I am still new and all, But almost every thread I see that has your name in it you are either using foul language or making stupid remarks. I mean not to be disorderly or anything but please take a chill pill and post like a normal human being.

how does a normal human being post? in fact normal human beings don't use the internet

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

live births are expensive you know, and just think about all the shit they gave him his entire life. and look how he wants to pay them back

The day I commit suicide will be the day I'm the last person on earth, which will likely never happen. I enjoy every moment of my life and would never actually consider it unless the consequnces were that of the above.

 

[Dog--]

STFU Black Pete, THESE ARE JUST FVCKING JOKES, STOP TAKING THEM SO GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY YOU TROLL!!!

 

[Remus]

like I said it's HIM!!! :x

 

[Black Pete]

STFU Black Pete, THESE ARE JUST FVCKING JOKES, STOP TAKING THEM SO GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY YOU TROLL!!!

suicide is nothing to joke about :|

 

[Parlez]

STFU Black Pete, THESE ARE JUST FVCKING JOKES, STOP TAKING THEM SO GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY YOU TROLL!!!

well, that is one way to say it. I chose the nicer way lol.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

STFU Black Pete, THESE ARE JUST FVCKING JOKES, STOP TAKING THEM SO GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY YOU TROLL!!!

Quoted for the damn truth.

 

[Seagull]

/ninja-edits to bring this more back on topic

 

[Black Pete]

Then I guess being the last person on Earth isn't something to joke about, either.

how did you come to that conclusion

 

[Remus]

Oh yes it is and I would commit suicide right now if it wasn't a sin.

 

[Parlez]

how did you come to that conclusion

I don't know how he came to that conclusion but at least he thought before he posted unlike you.

I would commit suicide right now

Let me guess, with your boomstick?

 

[Pesmerga]

wtf is there to live for. You obviously can't reproduce, there's no human interaction. There's no ultimate goal, and as for me, my personal goal would then become impossible. You might have fun for the first couple weeks, but then you'd get bored as **** and go crazy.

 

[spookymooky]

Well the death of 7 billion is a hell of a lot worse than the suicide of one.

 

[Black Pete]

Oh yes it is and I would commit suicide right now if it wasn't a sin.

i'm glad your jesus-folk at the church are helping ya out

 

[Black Pete]

Well the death of 7 billion is a hell of a lot worse than the suicide of one.

The death of that many excluding yourself can only be caused by a supernatural force. Do you think it would want you to then kill yourself if it took the time to save you?

Also if it's so bad, why was it OK for so many to die from God's flood but it's a heinous sin to kill yourself?

 

[Black Pete]

wtf is there to live for. You obviously can't reproduce, there's no human interaction. There's no ultimate goal, and as for me, my personal goal would then become impossible. You might have fun for the first couple weeks, but then you'd get bored as **** and go crazy.

A) how are you sure there's no human life anywhere

B) redefine your goals, obviously

C) it's possible to live without human interaction

D) is there normally an ultimate goal? also why would lack of a goal necessitate a violent action against yourself?

E) should people who can't reproduce kill themselves?

 

[Qonfused]

Wait.

How the **** did this turn into a religious thread.

 

[Que-Ever]

B/c nobody likes you.


tbh.

*ahem* not aimed at qonfused.

 

[Black Pete]

Wait.

How the **** did this turn into a religious thread.

Explain how every single person can die except exactly one. Either it's all-powerful aliens or something is controlling the entire universe, or a 1 in a trillion chance.

 

[Parlez]

I don't know but I see this thread getting closed in the near future!

 

[Pesmerga]

A) how are you sure there's no human life anywhere

B) redefine your goals, obviously

C) it's possible to live without human interaction

D) is there normally an ultimate goal? also why would lack of a goal necessitate a violent action against yourself?

E) should people who can't reproduce kill themselves?

A) We're assuming there's no life. Stop ****ing around with technicalities.

B) No

C) Live, sure, be happy, no.

D) Because there's nothing left to live for. Your purpose as an animal has ceased to exist.

 

[Remus]

Wait.

How the **** did this turn into a religious thread.

I think I'm to blame.

 

[Black Pete]

D) Because there's nothing left to live for. Your purpose as an animal has ceased to exist.

We have a purpose as an animal that we must fulfill? Otherwise we should kill ourselves? Again, should impotent people kill themselves?

 

[Que-Ever]

Extremely fast spreading and deadly virus. You were working at the lab where it was being developed, and one day spilled a beaker full of virus prototype on yourself. It wasn't perfect, so you got some sick, but developed an immunity to it. Years later, when the virus is completed, ti was to be tested on a small group of farmers in south america- however, the true power of the virus was unknown, and it soon spread out of control. It eventually killed every last human on earth, except for yourself- because of your accidental immunity.

I could go on, but I'll leave it to your imagination.

 

[Remus]

Yes:|

 

[Black Pete]

B) No

C) Live, sure, be happy, no.

Why are you such an emo brat? Do you cut yourself? Is this from bad parenting, abuse... what? Are you always happy when there's people around?

 

[Qonfused]

Our own purpose to fulfill.

For example if this happened to a guy we wanted a huge family, he's ****ed. For a guy who wanted to make the world better, he's ****ed. Etc.

 

[Pesmerga]

No, it's possible to serve the otherwise potent. But in this case, obviously the species is irrepairable.

 

[Qonfused]

Why are you such an emo brat? Do you cut yourself? Is this from bad parenting, abuse... what? Are you always happy when there's people around?

Emo?

Fucking hell, everyone around you is fucking dead.

 

[Black Pete]

Extremely fast spreading and deadly virus. You were working at the lab where it was being developed, and one day spilled a beaker full of virus prototype on yourself. It wasn't perfect, so you got some sick, but developed an immunity to it. Years later, when the virus is completed, ti was to be tested on a small group of farmers in south america- however, the true power of the virus was unknown, and it soon spread out of control. It eventually killed every last human on earth, except for yourself- because of your accidental immunity.

I could go on, but I'll leave it to your imagination.

what about all the different presidents and prime ministers of various countries? what about all the underground places such important people can hide in safety?

 

[Remus]

I wish everybdy died

 

[Black Pete]

Our own purpose to fulfill.

For example if this happened to a guy we wanted a huge family, he's ****ed. For a guy who wanted to make the world better, he's ****ed. Etc.

redefine your goals

 

[Black Pete]

Emo?

Fucking hell, everyone around you is fucking dead.

you have to be emo to kill yourself in this situation

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Emo?

Fucking hell, everyone around you is fucking dead.

Qonfused, don't bother. No matter how much everyone else has explained it, he's never going to understand.

 

[Qonfused]

you have to be emo to kill yourself in this situation

If everyone you knew, everyone you didn't know, everyone in your family, your friends, your lovers; if everyone was dead, you wouldn't feel any sort of sadness?

You're right, Willie. He's another troll.

 

[Black Pete]

If everyone you knew, everyone you didn't know, everyone in your family, your friends, your lovers; if everyone was dead, you wouldn't feel any sort of sadness?

i would feel sadness, but i would move on

not live in the past like a depressed fool and end my life

 

[Pesmerga]

you have to be emo to kill yourself in this situation

You've got to be a little shit the way you keep this up.

 

[Black Pete]

Qonfused, don't bother. No matter how much everyone else has explained it, he's never going to understand.

Sorry, but I won't convert to your ideology that requires suicide in X and Y circumstances.