What's The Deadliest Thing You Own?

Its hard to say. So many dangerous things...

My case of beer and car keys
My AIDS infected penis. (just kidding)
My mind
bleach, oven cleaner, gasoline, etc.
power tools. sawsals are awesome ( powered recipricating saw ) cut your car in half. FUN!
My ass after dinner at Taco-Hell. :flame:
Guns
 
A Vietnamese (Vietnam-Era) Samerai sword that I got from my father. He "got" it when it was in the service when he went over there. I can take pictures if anyone asks.
 
... he said "ask".
pics please, qonfused? pretty pleeeeeeeease? :imu:
 
Run of the mill samurai sword hanging on my wall in my bedroom.
Only person I've ever cut was myself, so knowing this if someone were to rob my house I'd clobber them from above with a large book or something.

I have an indoor balcony that overlooks the living area, and the stairs make for a good deathtrap because there is a treadmill at the bottom that can be activated by magnet. :D
 
Argh, my camera is dead (battery, that is) but I'll charge it for, like, 15 minutes. Pics after that. :)
It might be better classed as a katana... not quite sure what type it is.
 
i'm a black belt, so maybe my skills, or pellet rifle, hunting knife, or i could always make mustard gas.
 
A knife is deadly if you're dumb enough to use it on robbers, except you're the one who's going to die.

I don't think I have anything deadly beyond silverware and scissors. Really, all I need is my wits, my phone, and enough time to dial 911.
 
NotATool, you didn't read the conversation me and JnightShade had did you?

Same thing...
 
is it just me or are you just freaking paranoid ? ... is keeping weapons in the bedroom common practise in todays society?.
 
I have lots of gunpowder and other explosives that I aquired through... uh.. the lab at my school..
 
mindless_moder said:
is it just me or are you just freaking paranoid ? ... is keeping weapons in the bedroom common practise in todays society?.
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Only if you're insane :p
 
mindless_moder said:
is it just me or are you just freaking paranoid ? ... is keeping weapons in the bedroom common practise in todays society?.
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I prefer people not to touch it so I keep it where people tend to not go.
 
Dog-- said:
NotATool, you didn't read the conversation me and JnightShade had did you?

Same thing...
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I did, it was absolutely ridiculous.

You posed this hypothetical situation: I'm walking down the street and a maniac wants to shoot me and my girlfriend but gives me enough time and opportunity for me to stab him in the face.

Let me repeat that: I'm walking down the street and a maniac wants to shoot me and my girlfriend but gives me enough time and opportunity for me to stab him in the face.

Usually people who come into your house with the intent of killing you are serial killers, or members of your own family going on a murder-suicide. And beleive me, if it's either of them they'll have popped you before you could have time to recover from shock. These are people who sneak into your bedroom without making any noise, you wouldn't wake up and realize they were there until they had a muzzle aimed straight for your brains.
 
NotATool said:
I did, it was absolutely ridiculous.

You posed this hypothetical situation: I'm walking down the street and a maniac wants to shoot me and my girlfriend but gives me enough time and opportunity for me to stab him in the face.

Let me repeat that: I'm walking down the street and a maniac wants to shoot me and my girlfriend but gives me enough time and opportunity for me to stab him in the face.

Usually people who come into your house with the intent of killing you are serial killers, or members of your own family going on a murder-suicide. And beleive me, if it's either of them they'll have popped you before you could have time to recover from shock. These are people who sneak into your bedroom without making any noise, you wouldn't wake up and realize they were there until they had a muzzle aimed straight for your brains.
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Yeah, a weapon would only be effective for self-defense when you know that guys gonna kill you or he stumbles or something.

Although if he came up close and pointed a revolver at my head, I (or other people for that matter) could grab it. (They teach weird things in PE, or Studies in State Sponsered Degenerative Activities, nowadays)
 
Qonfused said:
Argh, my camera is dead (battery, that is) but I'll charge it for, like, 15 minutes. Pics after that. :)
It might be better classed as a katana... not quite sure what type it is.
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Thanks for this informative post!
 
It's in my pants right now.

Seriously.
 
A caterpillar. Seriously, it'll **** YOU UP.

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Look at it... that thing will ****ing DEVOUR you in less than 5324 hours if I even give a HINT of the command to do so.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
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I actually own a Kryss.

-Angry Lawyer
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Ooh, cool. But do the curves have any real purpose other than look cool?
 
They mostly look cool. But if you hit someone with it, and dragged across, it'd slice deeper, like a saw.

-Angry Lawyer
 
They're just like the graceful curves of a woman... and we all know how deadly women can be.
 
Well, them too obviously.

Not to mention Tesla bombs and a Tesla Howitzer.
 
kirovman said:
Well, them too obviously.

Not to mention Tesla bombs and a Tesla Howitzer.
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And a biting wit!
 
Qonfused said:
Argh, my camera is dead (battery, that is) but I'll charge it for, like, 15 minutes. Pics after that. :)
It might be better classed as a katana... not quite sure what type it is.
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PIX RIGHT NOW!
 
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