What's the most shamefully geeky thing you've ever done?

Bad^Hat said:
Oh, and I just remembered a friend and I used to write sequels to Michael Jackson songs. Not exactly geeky, but... well, yeah it is. I've been trying to fish up the lyrics to Bad II for ages. :(
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That is genius. I demand lyrics.
 
CptStern said:
man, you dont know the half of it: pills for getting it up, pills for getting it down, eat 4lds oysters and you wont be shooting blanks, get out of the mailman costume and into the raping terrorist costume ...seriously it gets harder every freakin day ...oh well I'm off to my Kegel exercise class
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Hahahah. Mailman, kinkeh. And thanks for "Kegel Exercise". That's a good thing to recommend to a woman.
 
Does humming At DOOM'S Gates from DOOM Episode 1 Mission 1 in the middle of class count as geeky?
 
Oh, to this day it is common for me to quietly sing the pokemon theme song, often in public.
 
I bought a blanket from Thinkgeek which has Pi to like 50 digits on it.

And I...

...I wrote a fan-fiction.
 
Inventing entire worlds.

I'm not sure if everybody does this or not.
 
I do. I don't see how it's necessarily geeky.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Wait, have I not said... GODDAMN NERDS.
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Hmm... hard to think of an outright winner.

I know I've inserted the phrase "unforseen consequences" here and there, fully being aware of it.
 
I have a Word document that timelines pretty much all of Doctor Who and its spin-offs.

I have had email conversations with different 12 science fiction authors.

I have more comic books on my computer than I do porn.

I once did a talk in English about the upcoming next generation of consoles (PS2, Xbox and Gamecube) and how they compare and change the market compared to their previous counterparts. I was 12.

But the one that takes the biscuit:

Once when drunk, in front of the girl that I like at the moment, I recited all 151 original Pokemon. I started on the next 100 but was stopped. Then I proceeded to do a one-man production of The Lion King featuring the word to every song. Luckily, she found it quite endearing, plus she is a pretty big geek herself.
 
Raziaar said:
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lol'd

Reg said:
Once when drunk, in front of the girl that I like at the moment, I recited all 151 original Pokemon. I started on the next 100 but was stopped. Then I proceeded to do a one-man production of The Lion King featuring the word to every song. Luckily, she found it quite endearing, plus she is a pretty big geek herself.
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Man, you're awesome.
 
Reginald said:
I have more comic books on my computer than I do porn.
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What if they're both? What happens then?!?

I once did a talk in English about the upcoming next generation of consoles (PS2, Xbox and Gamecube) and how they compare and change the market compared to their previous counterparts. I was 12.
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That shit is amazing.

Once when drunk, in front of the girl that I like at the moment, I recited all 151 original Pokemon. I started on the next 100 but was stopped. Then I proceeded to do a one-man production of The Lion King featuring the word to every song. Luckily, she found it quite endearing, plus she is a pretty big geek herself.
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At that moment, or at THIS moment?

Also, http://www.sporcle.com/games/pokemon.php
 
Trying to find not properly working tiling textures or bad UV mapping in RL.

-dodo
 
Reginald just became the official winner of hl2.net.
 
I once copyrighted a mathematical formula (corollary actually)
which is subordinate to the Difference of Squares Theorem.
At the time, my algebra teacher in tenth grade advised me the
cheapest way to claim copyright was to mail it to yourself and
never open the letter. That part turned out to be false.

Also, I have been participating in the SETI @ Home project for
ten years. I use software to Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence.

Also have software that is looking for the next largest
Mersenne Prime Number, which is currently 13 million digits.

I have done many other geeky things, but that should do it...


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Oh, wait. I can calculate, in my head, the average path of an infinite
number of Radical Loci about the surface of an Oblate Spheroid.

cha CHING
 
I drew a map of Route 209 on graph paper, thus beginning my "Maps of Sinnoh" project.
 
my 3D program course in high school had a final project. while everyone was making buildings, cars, weapons, etc.. i built a simple LEGO man. I guess the teacher and other kids liked it so much it became a final project in the next few years. I logged into the new program in my Senior Year and I saw that the entire class made a 3D LEGO village with working models all in virtual reality. Keep in mind this was like 1998 or 1999
 
Going to the Blizzard WWI? And then feeling morally superior to everyone else there because I don't play WoW?
 
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