When will you die?

[Combine_Advisor]

http://www.deathclock.com/

i will die on Wednesday, March 21, 2085

 

[Pesmerga]

Friday, March 12, 2088

 

[Minister]

Friday, January 4, 2064

 

[lefty]

Tuesday, August 20, 2008

 

[Combine_Advisor]

Tuesday, August 20, 2008

i lold

 

[JNightshade]

October 24, 2025 hahahaha





Pretty much what I expected.

 

[lefty]

i lold

I didn't

by the way, you know it gives you a different date every time, right?

 

[Combine_Advisor]

I didn't

but i still did
I bet you are a pessimistic fat smoker

 

[lefty]

I actually smoke bacon.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

I actually smoke bacon.

Dang...cant think of anything...

 

[Saturos]

Friday, December 19, 2042.

 

[Polaris]

Sunday, December 12, 2038

D:

 

[AKIRA]

dumbest thing ever. BMI calculator is stupid. I'm 5ft. 8 inches with a BMI of 25? LOL they say that im prone to health risks, people with BMI's 25+ are obese...im skinny and extremely in shape lol.

 

[lefty]

Yeah, it said I was 23 at 6ft and 171 lbs, and I figured since it was the very end of the spectrum it probably wasn't right.

EDIT: well, I tried it somewhere else and got the same thing.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

dumbest thing ever. BMI calculator is stupid. I'm 5ft. 8 inches with a BMI of 25? LOL they say that im prone to health risks, people with BMI's 25+ are obese...im skinny and extremely in shape lol.

try calculating it somewhere else

 

[AKIRA]

25.1...lol i don't get it..ah well i know im in shape

 

[Saturos]

dumbest thing ever. BMI calculator is stupid. I'm 5ft. 8 inches with a BMI of 25? LOL they say that im prone to health risks, people with BMI's 25+ are obese...im skinny and extremely in shape lol.

^This.

The BMI calculator is wrong as hell. It says my BMI is 31, which is not true.

I just had my BMI done not long ago by a physician, and it was only 19.

 

[CptStern]

**** you death clock I get everything from Sept 2009 to Nov 2048


next year or 40 years from now, you suck death clock ..and I get a bmi of 24

 

[Sulkdodds]

I shall die when I choose to.

Quite soon, as it happens - you are all invited!

 

[Raziaar]

It's the cable repairman of the Fate world.

 

[delusional]

Preferably never.

 

[Absinthe]

Jan 7, 2041

I reckon that's a good time.

 

[Rizzo]

can someone translate 187 cm 79 kg to sticks and stones shit please. / feet and lbs

 

[MJ12]

Sunday, January 6, 2047

Early Bird.

 

[Raziaar]

can someone translate 187 cm 79 kg to sticks and stones shit please. / feet and lbs

About 6.1 feet and 174 pounds.

 

[Saturos]

The entire Death Clock site is obviously flawed, as well as the BMI calculator fs.

I though they were calculating by some sort of "statistics" or something.


BTW, I hope I don't have bowel problems when I get old.

 

[highlander]

Monday, May 21, 2040

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Saturday, July 2, 2067.

Of course, this test is ridiculous. For starters, it asks you if you smoke, but doesn't ask about fast food, or alcohol, or drug use. It doesn't take into account genetic factors, or whether you regularly exercise or anything like that.

 

[Dalamari]

Friday, October 13, 2062

It's bullshit, since I plan to shoot myself in 3 hours

 

[Krynn72]

Sep 2 2069

 

[Lucid]

Sunday, December 5, 2081

Hm...

 

[Mech Man]

Yesterday.

 

[morgs]

Monday, June 16, 2064

 

[Iron Kat]

Christmas Eve 2029, apparently!!!!

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Friday, November 9, 2068

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Aug 14, 2062
Of course that would be true if I hadn't mastered it.

 

[mocho loco]

ah great i have 1,227,077,729 seconds to live D:

 

[Remus]

October first 2060. At the respectable age of 73

 

[Xendance]

Monday, August 18 2007

 

[Pesmerga]

I'll die at age 99.