Who would win

If they had a brawl, who would come out victorious

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 92 52.3%
  • JC Denton

    Votes: 30 17.0%
  • Jack Carver

    Votes: 5 2.8%
  • Master Chief (boo!)

    Votes: 25 14.2%
  • Doom Marine

    Votes: 24 13.6%

  • Total voters
    176
Original Doom marine. He killed Hell. Except on Nightmare mode, then he can't.
 
Venmoch said:
"Doyle! My arm is turning green!"

lmao, i loved his shock and amazement when whats her name is like "you were the only one with special forces training" and he's like "OMG you had me checked ouuutt??"

I cracked up... just so bad.. lol
 
Woah woah woah. The answer is not questionable. It's the Doom Marine. Who else carries a pistol, chainsaw, shotgun, super shotgun, minigun, rocket launcher, plasma rifle, AND a big-****ing-gun. Masterchief is so weak, he can only carry two weapons at once. Gordon is the only real rival.
 
JC Denton would own everybody else just because he's more of a badass and cooler than all of the others. Plus he has a kickass trenchcoat
 
the king of all cosmos

he pwnz everyone
 
Darkside55 said:
G-man will erase the other competitors from space and time.

That's great, who can stand a chance against space time?

DreadLord1337 said:
I voted Jack Carver, he would say one sentence and everyone would drop dead!

(anyone who has played farcry knows what im talking about, absolutely terrible voice acting).

lol

The 2 best arguments on the whole thread.
 
JC Denton. An upgrade for every occasion :p
 
Two words. Ford Prefect. 42.
 
First, Master Cheif would get pwned out of his mind. Gordon would easily win because when about the second or third time playing the game I realized how much shit he has to go through to save the world. No one acually knows how much shit he has to go through except the players. :)

P.S. Lol BRODIEMAN2k4, nice avatar: numanuma :LOL:
 
i dont know anything about JC Denton but out of the others, i think gordon would win because of his weapons. Gordons got the Gravity gun (and maby even the organic gravity gun in which case gordon could win 4 v.s. 1) the crazy guided rockets and the crossbow. And, maby even antlions. Also, all gordon needs is a flat piece of wood and he can fly.
 
It would be a tie between:

The Doom Marine
SpuD
ComradeBadger


But then Munro would ban them all from life :|
 
Ownzed said:
First, Master Cheif would get pwned out of his mind. Gordon would easily win because when about the second or third time playing the game I realized how much shit he has to go through to save the world. No one acually knows how much shit he has to go through except the players. :)

P.S. Lol BRODIEMAN2k4, nice avatar: numanuma :LOL:

If you think Gordon had to go through much, look at the Doom marine. Jeez he's a legend, will live on forever.
 
JC Denton has an advantage of nanotechnology (could have super speed. super strength, invisibiliy, whatever).
Jack Carver has crappy modern weaponry and a red hawaiin shirt. Might survive taking four bullets (on realistic mode), but not much more.
Doom marine has the advantage of huge powerful weapons. And the Soul Cube would kill anyone else one hit.
Master Chief has the best armour, but it would slow him down.
Gordon has best weapons (gravity gun and the almighty crowbar), an unlimited supply of antlions and is very intelligent.

It's obvious. Samus would win.
 
Come on. MC couldn't do it against Gordan with a pulse rifle. He'd get his molecules broken up before he gets to draw his weapons.
 
DreadLord1337 said:
lmao, i loved his shock and amazement when whats her name is like "you were the only one with special forces training" and he's like "OMG you had me checked ouuutt??"

I cracked up... just so bad.. lol

I think in all honesty Far Cry wasn't meant to be a serious game, more a cheesy 80's action/spy movie. :p
 
Jack Carver would ge so annihilated. He doesn't have any special abilities. Allthough neither does Doom Marine, but he's more badass than J. Carver
 
Weapons

Are we assuming that the characters have all the weapons from their respective games? (Answer: yes, otherwise they are all the same guy, unless one knows kung fu and never uses it). I dunno... the Doom marine with a BFG10K might lay some serious hate. Master Chief is the only one with a sniper rifle (never played Far Cry or Deus Ex). Would Gordon build a clever trap with the gravity gun? Would he hold a big piece of (concrete, metal, wood, whatever) in front of him and walk right into whatever weaponry the opponent was throwing at him until he was close enough to throw the object at him? (That's probably what I would do) :-D
 
Wow, surprised Doom marine doesn't have alot. He probably went through the most just because he had to go to hell and back. Wtf is with master cheif being is second? He blows.
 
FFs, Doom Marine would blow em all away with either a shot from the BFG9000 or the soul cube. He beat hell damnit, that's not even alive. Put gordon in front of a Spider Mastermind or a Cyberdemon and gordon wont be able to grab much out of these guys.

Master chief can't win. He is behind a Xbox controller.
 
supposing that gordan freeman had his gravity gun then definetly him, plus he's got all those other way powerful guns such as the overwatch standard issue rifle, the crossbow, the revolver, and the rocket launcher
 
I voted for Jack Carver.

Reason?

Because he took all that punishment back in Micronesia, and he only had his stealth, M16, and a puny flak Jacket

Plus he had his special forces training.

Now take the same Jack Carver and put him in a HEV suit, and he will waste Master Chief and Jack Hammer' Denton to Kingdom Come :LOL:

The Doom marine and Jack have something in common that they both been in hell and back, so they would ally.
 
Come on, we all know what would happen if Gordon and Master Chief (bah!) met each other:

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Gordon :sniper: MC
pwnt.
 
Gordon would use his Uber-G.G and kill them all instantly. He could (Theretically) grab the soulcube and fire it back at Doomguy. Same with the BFG
 
Master Chief realistically. He has a ****ing future suit that provides him with tons of shielding, not to mention he has superhuman agility, as seen in that stupid H2 cutscene while he floats through space like a jackass.
 
While on the topic of who would win, what about Lamarr vs a regular headcrab. What would they do ram each other? their bodies are not shaped for the mouth to go over them.
 
jc with bullet shielding aug, missle defense aug, regeneration aug, speed aug, and GEP Gun, need i say more?
 
Where the hell is the Prince from Katamari? He should be in this poll. He would kick all there asses he could just roll them all up and make a moon from there remains.
 
Gordon is my first choice as he is very intelligent and resourceful.

doom marine my second as he is very tough and has got some guts.
 
DOOM Marine - Brainless shoot-everything-that-moves grunt, good for deathmatch! :thumbs: (hell, he doesn't even has a proper name!)
Master Chief - Uber genetically-engineered super soldier with fancy sci-fi suit from the future with a wannabe-hero attitude. :p
JC Denton - Yet another overly-genetically-mutated abomination with glowing eyes and the tendency to cause HAVOC where ever he(or she) goes. Obsessed with conspiracy theories. :p
Jack Carver - Another generic 'ex-marine' in a game, Hawaiian shirt and plastic looks are the highlights. :D
Gordon Freeman - Goatee Beards. :p
 
Venmoch said:
"Doyle! My arm is turning green!"?"

*drops dead*

LOL, i remember that part. its so horrible, its hilarous

anyways, im a half-life 2 fan, but i would still vote the doom3 marine, cause like someone said that he went to hell and survived back, i dont think any of the others could survive that.

Master chief was just a big showoff. "OH IM JUMPING OFF A SHIP INTO MID SPACE!!! OMG HOW AM I FALLING (HOW DO YOU FALL IN SPACE? YOU JUST FLOAT) OMG I WENT INTO THE REACTOR OF A SHIP AND ACTIVATED A BOMB AND DOES A BACKFLIP AND THEN SURVIVES AND LANDS ON A SHIP THEN THE ALIEN SHIP GOES BOOM"

Jack Carver was just.. idiotic "DOYLE! MY ARM IS TURNING GREEN!"

i dont know about that jc denton guy, dont know who he is

gordon: a scientist from black mesa, that got ahold of guns, and a suit. but he still rocks. waiit a second

accualy, id say its a tie with the marine and gordon, gets the gravity gun and the E-Gon, and turns master cheif into a pile of goo. jack carver would say his crappy speech, then explode. dont know about jc denton, but then the marine gets the big friggin' bfg10k and chaingun and crap.

CREMATOR666 said:
Master Chief - Uber genetically-engineered super soldier with fancy sci-fi suit from the future with a wannabe-hero attitude.

hes still a showoff :x :flame:
 
Assuming they all made sure to armor up knowing they had a big fight coming up, the doom marine would win for sure he would eat up gordon with the sould cube and then take out the others with the bfg, the only chance gordon would have is if he could sidestep enough away from the bfg shots and then pick the doom marine up with the super grav gun killing him instantly (assuming the doom marine used up the soul cube on someone else or he left it in hell). All gordon needs is to come semi close and his win but the bfg and soul cube is long shot weapons. How ever if they all had the same weapon, no weapons or like only a knife, well if they dont have their special abbilities and only their wits; Sam Fisher would win because he has the most elite training - since hes not on the list I would think master chief has the best training after Sam so he would win. The meaning of this thread however seems to be to find out the winner with their special abbilities, so I vote for the doom marine with his bfg and soul cube.

But I would be routing for Gordon he is the man!!!
 
Gman could interfere because Gordy is still 'useful' to him by stopping time! And all of them go Matrix-esque!!! :p
 
The last time I checked there were a few humorous replies.

Now this thread has grown into a six-page-long in-depth analysis of how different variables affect the penetration angle in the universal axis
 
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