woman's troubles

[<RJMC>]

I'm astounded by the list you prioritise people in your life, in which you ask for help.

1. Internet Forum
2. Pet dog
3. Mystical 8 Ball
4. The milkman
5. Friends
6. Family
7. Doctor

Oh and in the wise words of the profit in the studies of l'histoire, Monsoir Comeraede Badjeer, never **** your flatmates.

I wonder what anwers you could get of your questiong

1. "pics plx" "nail her hard"
2.*dog start ****ing pillow*
3.*keep trying*(dont know what stuff hav that ball)
4."bring her to me to give her my sugar"
5."can I try?"
6."omg tell me you use condoms!"
7."she likes 3'somes?"

 

[Que-Ever]

rofl^

6char

 

[Beerdude26]

I wonder what anwers you could get of your questiong

1. "pics plx" "nail her hard"
2.*dog start ****ing pillow*
3.*keep trying*(dont know what stuff hav that ball)
4."bring her to me to give her my sugar"
5."can I try?"
6."omg tell me you use condoms!"
7."she likes 3'somes?"

You are a barrel of GENIUS, RJMC.

 

[ríomhaire]

I didn't find it funny at all :\
Guess I'm just in a bad mood.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

And BTW, chloroform will solve the proplem.

Nay, punch her a couple a times. That oughta get her mind off of it.

 

[bliink]

4."bring her to me to give her my sugar"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I wonder what anwers you could get of your questiong

1. "pics plx" "nail her hard"
2.*dog start ****ing pillow*
3.*keep trying*(dont know what stuff hav that ball)
4."bring her to me to give her my sugar"
5."can I try?"
6."omg tell me you use condoms!"
7."she likes 3'somes?"

WOFL

I'm astounded by the list you prioritise people in your life, in which you ask for help.

1. Internet Forum
2. Pet dog
3. Mystical 8 Ball
4. The milkman
5. Friends
6. Family
7. Doctor

Oh and in the wise words of the profit in the studies of l'histoire, Monsoir Comeraede Badjeer, never **** your flatmates.

But dogs are full of wisdom. Mine just took a well thought out shit.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Well, maybe if she consented rather than you forcing yourself on her...

Actually, I think the problem is more that you're a bullshit artist trying to impress a forum that has an average age of 15 with your tales of "sexual conquest"

-Angry Lawyer

 

[PvtRyan]

Punch her in the vagina. Or in the face, I dunno, I aint no expert.

 

[Aenama]

hahah, This thread is great.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Shove your head up there and take a look around to see if anything is wrong. Thats what I usually do.

 

[Que-Ever]

What are vaginas for if not to make us ask weird questions?

 

[63]

I question the validity of the original post.

 

[ailevation]

When a girl is reaching her climax, you get a similar "get your thingy out of my vagina" feeling.

 

[Que-Ever]

Um, I don't have a vagina.

 

[PvtRyan]

I do.

 

[lePobz]

I do.

Quit bragging, I have 3 ... and my dad, he has 20.

AND THEY'RE ALL BIGGER THAN YOURS!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Quit bragging, I have 3 ...

Same as a Kangaroo, how do you feel?

 

[Que-Ever]

Kangaroos have three vaginas?

*goes to find a kangaroo*

 

[Dalamari]

Vageen

 

[Baal]

Isn't Rambler the guy who made the post a while back about some girl in some article he did something with?

And posted the article here.

Memorable.

 

[Krynn72]

Shes not really in pain. Shes just too afraid to say she doesnt want to **** you.

 

[Vass]

Just bang her already

 

[CyberPitz]

Shes not really in pain. Shes just too afraid to say she doesnt want to **** you.

Nah see, it's really a Tickle Me Elmo doll, and when he cut the hole and shoved his C**k in, it starts to laugh, which he funnily thinks it's "yelling in pain". Silly Rambler.

 

[Man|-|unter]

too late to say anything..................but it really pains so might practising with dildo's will be best idea.................................................j/k :naughty:

 

[PoeticRocker]

This thread is for ages 3 and up.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

This thread is for ages .001 and up.

 

[evil^milk]

This thread is for ages .001 and .002.

FIXT

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Ah, thanks for that.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'm having a woman's period.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm having a woman's period.

I took their exclamation mark.

 

[Danimal]

I know this is completely off-topic, but did you add some frames to your avatar, Raziaar?

 

[Narcolepsy]

I know this is completely off-topic, but did you add some frames to your avatar, Raziaar?

USE THE SEARCH!1!11!

 

[Darkwolf]

I think he did... you can see more fat rolls on the cow now...

 

[63]

I know this is completely off-topic, but did you add some frames to your avatar, Raziaar?

He even made a thread on it! USE SEARCH U NOOB.

 

[Steven]

Vagina's are self cleaning...

 

[PvtRyan]

So is your face.

 

[Darkwolf]

As are most japanese toilets. A link?! Mabye!

 

[Que-Ever]

Soon, japanese toilets will be android women holding a bowl, so the pervy japs can crap in it.

The toilets will also have vaginas.

 

[rambler]

Well, maybe if she consented rather than you forcing yourself on her...

Actually, I think the problem is more that you're a bullshit artist trying to impress a forum that has an average age of 15 with your tales of "sexual conquest"

-Angry Lawyer

it's not a conquest we haven't actually done it yet, it hurts her so much going in we have to stop.

And I belive you told us about an article she was in that had her name and face in it.

Well played.

when???

Shes not really in pain. Shes just too afraid to say she doesnt want to **** you.

that's totally rediculous, are you trying to say i'm forcing myself on her? you don't come into someone's room at night and get into their bed if you don't like them.

too late to say anything..................but it really pains so might practising with dildo's will be best idea.................................................j/k :naughty:

that's actually a good idea. the problem isn't her being horny or turned on, it's her being nervous. she's fine if we're mucking around doing other stuff, going down etc. but she totally freezes up when we're about to sleep together, because she knows it will be painful. catch 22 i guess..