woman's troubles

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All who think rambler is the coolest, hippest, and and edgiest member of this forum, say I!
 
but she totally freezes up when we're about to sleep together
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Perhaps you left the window open, I know I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and it's cold.
 
I. but that's really not the point. i genuinely want advice from people who are more experienced with this matter. and seeing that alot of people on here are in relationships with girls who lost their virginity to them, i thought i'd ask.
 
More experience with ****ing girls with sore vaginas?
 
Interesting.
Rambler once posted in his first girl sex problem thread about a girl who was in that days guardian(a newspaper) it had her face and name in it. Then he said that she became his roommate. Then he said cherry was his roommate and not the girl he posted about. Now he's revealing that one of his made up girl freinds has vagini problems.

If your telling the truth, your freind would be very pissed off I imagine.
 
the newspaper girl was amy, cherry on here i lived with in london, and this girl is my uni flatmate. 3 different people.
 
Still, you should go see a sexologist and ask help there. All we will say is "LAWL RAPE"
 
Sounds like BS to me. No one cares here. If you werent such a tard you would know the problem. You raping her makes her scared and tense. Get her drunk so she isn't so tense and the problem is solves. Chlorophorm also works wonders.
 
Rule of thumb:

If you need lube to have ordinary sex, then shes not in the right mood to play at all.
 
tehsolace said:
Rule of thumb:

If you need lube to have ordinary sex, then shes not in the right mood to play at all.
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That's not always strictly true.
Often had to use lube with my ex as she got sore after a while. It's not uncommon.
 
badger's right. me and my ex always had to use lube when we stopped using condoms, because of her size down there.
 
Another brilliant thread brought to you by Rambler Studios

If you have a sex or girlfriend problem, Rambler's Your Man
 
except that in this case, it's me who has the problem.
 
really? sorry, i read the title and then the author and new the entire thread would be a loud of bullshit so I didn't know that, so even you, the ultimate ladies man, has a problem that you cant solve? Unbelievable!

No but seriously, what do you actually get out of making these utterly rediculous threads.
a) no one cares about your stupid problems really
b) everyone knows you bullshit everytime
c) a gaming forum about HL2 is the last place anyone would go with REAL sex life problems
d) get a ****ing life
 
I have a feeling this thread is going to get locked by the mods'. :stare:
 
This thread imo is just so inapproprate & there are youngins in this forum that may be reading this. :bounce:

If you are havin' problems with women etc, you should seek help. Not on a forum. :p
 
I personally find these threads by Rambling Rambler hightly amusing :E
 
I'm disapointed that no one has brought up this thread. It's even in his sig. For shame HL2.net, for shame.
 
man i loved that thread.. why did they lock it? i was genuinely annoyed that they did, they only did it because it was 'weird' but when was that a valid reason?
 
ríomhaire said:
I'm disapointed that no one has brought up this thread. It's even in his sig. For shame HL2.net, for shame.
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I laughed for ten minutes after reading that, rambler you just stop talking, its for your own good, how you actually had the nerve to make a topic expressing your feelings for a npc on HL2 then saying how good it would be if she pregnant, I mean, what compelled you to do that, apart from make me laugh hard for a good ten minutes?
 
Well Mr Rambler sir... After reading your previous thread that got locked, I have to say your threads are hilarious. Whether bullshit or not, I love you!! You brought to me the gift of the laughter and that is priceless.
 
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I think I'm a vagina!
Doctor: You are.

Translation: fuck the fuck off the fucking internet and talk to someone with a fucking qualification.
 
Honestly there is only one real reason he would post this thread here. Attention. He knows that none of us are doctors nor would having lots of sex qualify you to diagnose and treat issues "down there" for women. So this thread is entirely pointless and is only an attempt to brag about a girl that he can't have sex with.
 
Glirk Dient said:
Honestly there is only one real reason he would post this thread here. Attention. He knows that none of us are doctors nor would having lots of sex qualify you to diagnose and treat issues "down there" for women. So this thread is entirely pointless and is only an attempt to brag about a girl that he can't have sex with.
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But Badger is the Sex Doctor! D:
 
Glirk Dient said:
Honestly there is only one real reason he would post this thread here. Attention. He knows that none of us are doctors nor would having lots of sex qualify you to diagnose and treat issues "down there" for women. So this thread is entirely pointless and is only an attempt to brag about a girl that he can't have sex with.
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I'm inclined to think the same.
rambler said:
man i loved that thread.. why did they lock it? i was genuinely annoyed that they did, they only did it because it was 'weird' but when was that a valid reason?
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Unfortunately, this site is run by a totalitarian regime of vicious dictators, and your 'genuine annoyance' doesn't bother us because we can kill your family and put you in a work camp until you die of starvation.

Translation: we don't actually need valid reasons to lock threads. It's at our discretion.
 
Ennui said:
Translation: we don't actually need valid reasons to lock threads. It's at our discretion.
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Translation: Unfortunately, this site is run by a totalitarian regime of vicious dictators, and your 'genuine annoyance' doesn't bother him because he can kill your family and put you in a work camp until you die of starvation.

D:
 
I know of a book from the 60s I forget its name (basically a "Everything you wanted to know about sex but are afraid to ask") the book detailed a couple who had been trying for "a while" to have a child. Basically it turned out that the couple hadn't been having sex in the usual way. The man had been forcing himself into the woman's urethra and she had been gritting her teeth and bearing it because "its supposed to hurt". Ouch.
 
Operational said:
I know of a book from the 60s I forget its name (basically a "Everything you wanted to know about sex but are afraid to ask") the book detailed a couple who had been trying for "a while" to have a child. Basically it turned out that the couple hadn't been having sex in the usual way. The man had been forcing himself into the woman's urethra and she had been gritting her teeth and bearing it because "its supposed to hurt". Ouch.
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Oh dear christ.

Rambler, you've got the right hole, right?
 
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