Work: at the end of my rope

lmao, I love computer pranks.

I was the master when I was at school, I even wrote prank programs in visual basic (because I am sad like that :))

Good idea on the desktop prank, simple yet effective. If that doesnt work, just loosen the power cable to the point where the comp wont turn on. Of course, it must have worked loose :E

If you feel daring, change the switch on the power supply to 110v. Result = Destroyed power supply, possibility of smoke. If this person in a n00b, she will be too terrified to use a computer ever again. Added bonus of no-one else bothering you until the IT guy fixes the comp.

Note: Switch it back before IT guy gets a look, it will appear to just be a worn-out power supply.
 
jabberwock95 said:
lmao, I love computer pranks.

I was the master when I was at school, I even wrote prank programs in visual basic (because I am sad like that :))

Good idea on the desktop prank, simple yet effective. If that doesnt work, just loosen the power cable to the point where the comp wont turn on. Of course, it must have worked loose :E

If you feel daring, change the switch on the power supply to 110v. Result = Destroyed power supply, possibility of smoke. If this person in a n00b, she will be too terrified to use a computer ever again. Added bonus of no-one else bothering you until the IT guy fixes the comp.

Note: Switch it back before IT guy gets a look, it will appear to just be a worn-out power supply.
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make sure you have some witnesses when the power supplies goes, otherwise if she is a **** she'll try to pin it on you...:x
 
lol, for added effect:

1. Stare at the comp really hard when shes turning it on.
2. When the power supply goes, appear to not notice her yell.
3. When she starts wondering whats wrong with you, shake off your 'trance'
4. Say 'whoa, what happened? I was just looking at the computer and things went really wierd, oh my god, did it blow up?'
5. Wait for her to look freaked out.
6. Start staring at her really hard and vacant-like.
7. Laugh as she runs out of the room and avoids you for life.

:E
 
jabberwock95 said:
lol, for added effect:

1. Stare at the comp really hard when shes turning it on.
2. When the power supply goes, appear to not notice her yell.
3. When she starts wondering whats wrong with you, shake off your 'trance'
4. Say 'whoa, what happened? I was just looking at the computer and things went really wierd, oh my god, did it blow up?'
5. Wait for her to look freaked out.
6. Start staring at her really hard and vacant-like.
7. Laugh as she runs out of the room and avoids you for life.

:E
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Telepathetic!

My favourite ever trick on computers is, screen shot of the desktop, set that as the desktop, 'do not show desktop icons'.

"nrrghh, grrrgh, why won't Word or Excel work!
 
lol, sometimes you have to 'think outsde the box'

One of my favorite tricks was to make Caps Lock flash on and off every second. Not only was the little flashing light annoying, but ThEY tyPEd LikE THis and of course had a hard time getting into anything password protected. :E
 
if you have the time and patience, take a pic of the desktop, use a program like photoshop and make the desktop pic really blurry, but still clear enough to see that it's the desktop, put that on the screen and just pretend there's nothing wrong with it, she will be like WTF? it's blurry, just look at her and be like, no it's not... psycho

hahaha
 
hmmm I'm having trouble deciding wether the majority of you are insane or just bloody brilliant :E ...methinks the latter
 
Hey, I forgot all about net send!

Test this out on yourself first:

1. Open a command prompt
2. Type 'net send' and a persons username (or a comps IP address), followed by your message.
3. eg. net send jsmith I am watching you Neo.
4. Laugh loudly as your message appears on their screen as a pop up.

Just takes a bit of imagination to think of what to send. :E

Oh, the hiliarity me and my friends caused at school with that one. Once I realised it worked, I sent my maths teacher a message saying 'Projector Error: Change Filter Immediately' (he had been putting off changing the filter on his smartboard projector for ages). Next lesson, I found out he had changed the filter. :E He looked at me very suspiciously.

Then I bombarded people I didnt like with 'Get on with your work', 'I am watching you' and 'Stop looking at porn.' They became very paranoid, because the admin is the only one who can send messages (so they thought).

Then, my friend became a little more brave (try suicidal). When I was away on a trip (I would never of let him do this if I was there :)) he sent messages to teachers while they were in class, using their SmartBoards (these project whatever is on the computer screen onto the wall). He sent a male teacher that everyone suspected of looking at porn a message saying 'Your Subscription To (something) Porn Has Expired'.

It appeared on his Smartboard for the whole class to see!! And it was a Year 7 class!! And the teacher was so flustered he couldnt get rid of it!! Oh, it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Of course we all got caught after that, but thats another story.
 
LANguard was the best proggy in school

Initiate a shutdown on their computer with the warning
"Trojan Virus.backdoor loaded. Shutting down computer before spreading occurs."

Then when they restart it up bring the popup of LANguards netsend
"FROM: H4x0rs"
"haha, You're computer is so mine...time to go off again!"
"Shutdown sequence on. Computer = not yours."


God...people in school freaked SO hardcore...
 
How do you open a command promt....Ima nub
 
Start - run - "cmd" - enter

CptStern, just set the double click speed to maximum, she won't be able to open anything.
 
hehhe some of you are just evil :E

I've been sending net send messages to employees all morning "Scanning Computer for inappropriate pictures", "(employee name) we've been watching you for awhile now, recording each of your keystrokes we will assess the situation and contact you shortly", "Cascading overide initiated, harddrive wipe commencing momentarily, press any key to continue"

heheh people are so naive ...the last one sent the person running to the IT guy ...I saw her run past my office ..I caught her before she spoke to the IT guy
 
CptStern said:
hehhe some of you are just evil :E

I've been sending net send messages to employees all morning "Scanning Computer for inappropriate pictures", "(employee name) we've been watching you for awhile now, recording each of your keystrokes we will assess the situation and contact you shortly", "Cascading overide initiated, harddrive wipe commencing momentarily, press any key to continue"

heheh people are so naive ...the last one sent the person running to the IT guy ...I saw her run past my office ..I caught her before she spoke to the IT guy
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lol, be carefull mate, wouldn't want to get yourself into any trouble remember.


Pretty funny stuff mind :p
 
Hiya Stern i havnt been on a while, but show them whos boss.

ur good at reasoning, quippy enough to beat them in an argument.

or if it comes to the extreme, tell your manager or plant some dynamite in thier desks :E
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
lol, be carefull mate, wouldn't want to get yourself into any trouble remember.


Pretty funny stuff mind :p
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ya I only sent messages to friends at work ...wouldnt send that to someone I didnt trust :)

hey Kore nice to see you again :)
 
i have to agree with Stern; some of these pranks have me in tears right now. brilliant. i wish i had this stuff when i was back in high school. well, maybe i can still do it when med school begins
 
I sent a net send message and got fired, I worked at the movie theater. All it said was "I am watching you".
 
Foxtrot said:
I sent a net send message and got fired, I worked at the movie theater. All it said was "I am watching you".
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Yeah, but you didnt expect it to go to every single movie theater in the country did you :p
 
SHE'S HERE!!!! she just arrived and sat down at the spare computer ...hasnt turned on the computer yet ...I cant wait till she starts clicking away :LOL:


her perfume is making me gag ...and she's sitting 10 feet away from me ...you cant see me right now but there's a purple vein throbbing on my forehead right now ...god she's SUCH A ****ING IDIOT


she just asked me again how to phone out of the building ...THERE"S A BUTTON ON THE PHONE THAT SAYS "OUTGOING CALLS" CANT YOU READ YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!



in real life I'm much more calm :E
 
gahhhh she hasnt turned on her computer yet .....I must confess something ...she has her back turned toward me ..and I just mentally punched her in the back of the head, picturing her head rubber banding and smacking her monitor ...it strangely made me happy .....and I'm (mostly) non-violent :E
 
k she's been here 40 minutes ...still hasnt turned on the computer, she's still on the phone


I'm trying to use telepathy

"hit the power button, hit the power button, hit the power button, cluck like a chicken"




so far nothing

...although she did flap one arm for a second
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

she just went on lunch without turning on her computer!!! revenge has been thwarted!!!
 
Why not turn the PC on, but loosen the power lead from the monitor? She will come back and try to turn it on at some point, but she won't hear any "were-y*, clicky noises", will assume its bust, go to the IT tech and look a total idiot :)

*Phonetic spelling. How the hell do you write it properly?
 
Link said:
Why not turn the PC on, but loosen the power lead from the monitor? She will come back and try to turn it on at some point, but she won't hear any "were-y*, clicky noises", will assume its bust, go to the IT tech and look a total idiot :)

*Phonetic spelling. How the hell do you write it properly?
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it's because Stern has his own way of dealing with her.
 
The suspense is killing me!

Wheres a nailbiting smiley when you need one...
 
she just got back from lunch ..hasnt turned on her computer :(
 
I think she senses the HL2.net community!

Run and hide!

Wierd... I could never just near a computer and have it off... That's just heresy!
 
Iced_Eagle said:
I think she senses the HL2.net community!

Run and hide!

Wierd... I could never just near a computer and have it off... That's just heresy!
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Such a waste of precious resources that could be used....like...taking from the electric company and shittin at the...cats?
 
wow.. never seen this side of Stern... usually hes pretty busy organizing anti Bush rallies but this is totally wacko.. :LOL:
 
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