Worst crime you ever did ?

[TechnoHippyChic]

Maybe not a moral crime, but a technical crime, because of what the courts and police say.

Yes, and by definition, absurd. There is this concept of civil disobedience, check it out

 

[Krynn72]

That wasnt the point though You said it wasnt a crime, but it obviously is. Whether or not people should abide by the ruling on it is another topic and off-topic.


EDIT: holy shit, 6000 posts.

 

[CyberPitz]

Gooo Krynn!

 

[kirovman]

Gassed the Kurds in the 80s.

Luckily I put a fall guy in place to take the flak.

 

[Krynn72]

Gassed the Kurds in the 80s.

Luckily I put a fall guy in place to take the flak.

Brilliant move I must admit. However, I knew it was you all along!

 

[CrazyHarij]

nobody has fun with drunk people with morals

 

[CptStern]

Pfft, since you told me not to, IM DOING IT!

And by driving drunk, I pull out of my driveway, and parked my car.

If that's dangerous, why are we alive?

does drinking while driving count? cuz I did that a bunch of times back when that sort of thing wasnt frowned upon

 

[The Monkey]

Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.

 

[Pesmerga]

I went right home and I went to bed - I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.

 

[Solaris]

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.


And then took his steam account...

 

[Druckles]

does drinking while driving count? cuz I did that a bunch of times back when that sort of thing wasnt frowned upon

I think you can drive up until the alchohol enters your bloodstream. At which point you'll have to exit the vehicle and walk.

 

[Au-heppa]

The second worst: farted in church
The worst: thought naughty things about a girl in church

 

[Druckles]

The second worst: farted in church
The worst: thought naughty things about a girl in church

What will God think of you

 

[B.Calhoun]

this list of crimes is pathetic.

 

[Raziaar]

Yeah... shame on you all for never committing anything like murder, rape, treason, international drug trafficking.

Shame.......

 

[Druckles]

Yeah... shame on you all for never committing anything like murder, rape, treason, international drug trafficking.

Shame.......

LOL! Sorry, couldn't resist.

I assume anyone who has commited a crime equivalent to a jail sentence wouldn't be so comfortable as posting about it on the web.

 

[joule]

Is that illegal, though?

I mean, if it was just an accident.

Oh I'm pretty sure I meant it. He sure was taking too long on the top of that slide.

 

[LoveTombRaider]

Cheating on my spouse

 

[LoveTombRaider]

....many times hehe!!

 

[Raziaar]

That's innocent compared to double posting.

You Bastard.

 

[CptStern]

I confess I've been having an affair with a married man ( he's a huge tomb raider fan) ...pretty sure he's leaving his wife so that we can get married ..he's planning on wearing white although he's such a slut I suggested red, he didnt go for it

 

[Phobie]

....many times hehe!!

That sucks. Be ashamed.

 

[Ennui]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I have the biggest moral problem with infidelity out of anything in this thread.

Solaris, keep taking the piss, see if I don't ban you anyway you twit

 

[The Monkey]

Acoglhol > wedes

 

[B.Calhoun]

Yeah... shame on you all for never committing anything like murder, rape, treason, international drug trafficking.

Shame.......

or maybe something a little harder than trying weed... once.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Acoglhol > wedes

sk?l broder. sj?lv super jag till imorrn med en flaska gin.

 

[Pesmerga]

Oh I'm pretty sure I meant it. He sure was taking too long on the top of that slide.

I lol'd. I broke my collar bone because I was climbing back up a slide, and some kid came down while I was going up. I, being the gentleman, thought I would be considerate enough to jump off and give him the right of way

 

[Hydra]

The list of uber-duper-minor crimes

*Stealing candy *Regular user*. I just was "tasting" them. (I was really young back then.

*Cheating in games.

*Being a passenger in a bus, while not having a ticket-

The punishments:

Candy: NO SWEETS FOR YOU TODAY, MISTER!
Cheating: Bad feeling.
Bus: NO punishments :dance:

 

[hydrometeor]

Almost every time I had sex it was technically illegal, my first GF was 15 (I was 17), and with my girl now we usually drink first.

 

[Phobie]

Must....resist...paedo...jokes.

 

[B.Calhoun]

shes that f*cking ugly uh?

 

[Phobie]

I wanted to mention that too, but I felt too mean. Damn you, me.

 

[theotherguy]

Humans have cultivated different strains and spread it over most continents, so we're helping it as well.

Yeah, just like we help the aids virus.

 

[chimpmunk]

Me and a friend sneaked into synagogue and stole the rabbin's jewelry.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Yeah, just like we help the aids virus.

Well yes. But it's not helping us, so it's not symbiotic. It's parasitic.

 

[CyberPitz]

My first girlfriend was 17 and i was 18. that's technically illegal, but the cops say it's consensual. You can tell I've been through this statutory rape thing. Stupid parents.

 

[Smoke]

I broke this ****er's arm who was harassing my girl at a pizza parlor inside the mall.
I was waiting in line and I turned around to see this guy groping her.

That makes me see red just thinking about it.

 

[Solaris]

Funny, when Ova was banned Ennui said: "This thread does not grant you amnesty!". When the thread was made by a super moderator and called it: "Illegal actions Amnesty thread!?"

 

[nurizeko]

Tresspassing on a building site with my friend, some minor shop lifting, not ratting out my pot smoking mates. Thats about it.

 

[Azner]

Vandalism.

As in just playing with gunpowder and things that involve fire which damage the residence of many people though they never use that certain area.