Worst man Addiction EVER!

[Lucifer Crass]

Okay, masturbation is so addiciting that

ONCE YOU POP THE FUN DON'T STOP

Thoughts?

 

[mchammer75040]

lol wtf...its like a marathon for me

 

[thehunter1320]

/me stops "doing the laundry"

uh.... sure, whatever

/me "empties another load OF LAUNDRY"

 

[Shuzer]

Too much masturbation leads to blindness. actually.. is that just an urban legend? lol, I've heard that alot

http://www.deliverbooks.com/Freelibrary/mast.htm

Figured so, MYTH! OMG! lol

but still

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6351/ma.html

 

[Mr.Reak]

Nah, the thing with masturbation is… hand is your girlfriend from the moment you are born, until your die. It won’t cheat on you with another penis… well it may, but I won’t go there. Point is, masturbation is the best thing that happened to human kind. Masturbation + shower = heaven.

 

[thehunter1320]

Nah, the thing with masturbation is… hand is your girlfriend from the moment you are born, until your die. It won’t cheat on you with another penis… well it may, but I won’t go there. Point is, masturbation is the best thing that happened to human kind. Masturbation + shower = heaven.

LMFAO!!! good point

 

[mchammer75040]

Will you marry me Mr. Reak?

 

[qckbeam]

Masturbation + shower = heaven.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[KiNG]

addicted to the extasy of masturbation.

god would not have something so pure and made it a sin.

 

[LittleB]

yeah i kinda got that too

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

that means you guys enjoy haveing a man touch your penises

gay

 

[ductonius]

"No woman could match the beauty of his hand...."

/seinfeld

 

[mchammer75040]

that means you guys enjoy haveing a man touch your penises

gay

lol that was clever. :cheers:

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Masturbation is perfectly normal. Without it, our sacks would explode without regular emptying.

 

[Ti133700N]

Ok what is next on my to do list? hum... laundry, shopping, clean my room, garbag/


!!!!!! * BANG* !!!!!!!

Oups, I have forgotten to empty my sacks...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Owwwww....... that's gotta hurt.
But surely instead of masturbating you could...have sex?

 

[Majestic XII]

We really need Half Life 2, i think....this is getting out of control.

 

[Brian Damage]

[Weebl mode]

"wankers."

[/Weebl mode]

:E

 

[Maxi]

"this one time, at band camp...."

 

[OCybrManO]

Masturbation is perfectly normal. Without it, our sacks would explode without regular emptying.

Nope, the sperm die and get reabsorbed. Though, I don't remember if they are used as spare parts for the next batch...

... but since we keep making them nonstop there's no harm in having a little fun with them.

 

[Maxi]

Ok, for those of you who do not know what happend when you dont fap, try to stay without fapping for 2-3 weeks....

Oh and remember to have some clean sheets in the closet.

 

[Brian Damage]

Oh, masturbation is useful. It can really help prevent prostate cancer.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ok, for those of you who do not know what happend when you dont fap, try to stay without fapping for 2-3 weeks....

Oh and remember to have some clean sheets in the closet.

Are you suggesting that by not masturbating items in the hourse, specifically sheets magically get dirty?

 

[PvtRyan]

Just one thing: I will NEVER shake hands with one of you guys

 

[Fat Tony!]

Ok, for those of you who do not know what happend when you dont fap, try to stay without fapping for 2-3 weeks....

Oh and remember to have some clean sheets in the closet.

Done that, bloody nightmare :x

 

[Max35]

Done that, bloody nightmare :x

It depends on what your sperm production rate is, it doesn't bother some people. But it is a fact that if you DON'T have a fap (for however long, can't remember it wasn in an article in jackinworld :smoking: ), your mind gives you sexy dreams so that you "empty your sacs" when your sleeping. So, why not have the fun while you are awake?.

 

[Loshadka]

Yap, have to put my two cents in, but masturbation's good. Infact, lifting microscopes(oh, I love this expression:E) saved many generations of boys from becoming gay. And it helpes to flush prostatitis.


And, while you masturbate and are about to reach orgasm don't stop and wait untill your dong falls and start all over again. This can lead to prostatitis. And you really don't need that at such a young age.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Useful advice from the expert ^

 

[ray_MAN]

Agreed, it is addicting.

 

[63]

Nah, the thing with masturbation is… hand is your girlfriend from the moment you are born, until your die. It won’t cheat on you with another penis… well it may, but I won’t go there. Point is, masturbation is the best thing that happened to human kind. Masturbation + shower = heaven.

I cant concentrate in the shower, to loud! n e wayz my record is 3 in a day.

 

[Letters]

It depends on what your sperm production rate is, it doesn't bother some people. But it is a fact that if you DON'T have a fap (for however long, can't remember it wasn in an article in jackinworld :smoking: ), your mind gives you sexy dreams so that you "empty your sacs" when your sleeping. So, why not have the fun while you are awake?.

Aye, but if you can actually remember the dream, then it'd seem more real than masturbation ever could!

 

[Fat Tony!]

^I dreamt of looking on porn sites lol So i think the real thing is more real

 

[Sprafa]

I had a dream I was fuking a Hentai-like girl.....

 

[63]

I had a dream I was fuking a Hentai-like girl.....

lol, damn anime has clouded my dreams to...

 

[Loshadka]

Strange, becasue I have dreams about screwing dogs(although I'm not sexually atracted to them) any everything els, exept dirls.

 

[Sprafa]

well, thats a little weird Loshadka....

 

[Loshadka]

A little? Hm...

And once I even dreamed about a pragnent squirrel.

 

[Sprafa]

well, thats more normal, since dreams have normally have animals as representations of things.
They're very abstract.

 

[63]

A little? Hm...

And once I even dreamed about a pragnent squirrel.

:O :O :O :O :O

 

[ray_MAN]

My reacord is five in a day. Wow, i was happy.