Wot Tabloid Headline Would you like to see?

[KoreBolteR]

what headlines in the media would you like to see/think would be funny in the future?
mine would be..

Trisha gets eaten by a group of chavs

Michael Jackson announces he's opening a nursery!

Terrorists = Gone

:rolling:

 

[ríomhaire]

Rockstar sues Jack Thompson for $50M.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Tetris found to cause communism in young children

 

[DreamThrall]

Tetris found to cause communism in young children

LOL...

 

[Solaris]

Boy Pwns Terrorist with 1337 CS skills.

 

[BeaverMon]

Bush fired, responsiable for High Gas Prices
"I wanted the oil!" says Bush
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Osama Bin Laden captured, awaiting angry New Yorkers

 

[Griz]

George W Bush chokes on a marshmallow.

 

[Solaris]

Osama Bin Laden is Innocent

Now that'd be kewl.

 

[<RJMC>]

lindsay lohan declares: "yes babie I am a lesbian"

george w bush say :"I didnt not hav sexual relationships whit condoleeza rice"

 

[KoreBolteR]

Saddam runs around prison cell like an ape

 

[Vegeta897]

Vegeta promoted to Moderator

...

JUST KIDDING EVERYONE

/awaits attacks regardless

 

[EC]

Al Gore Wins

 

[SimonomiS]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Talking Bear Invades UN Summit Saying: "HALO GENTALMEN"

Scientists Confim; SHENS IS GAY

Any of those would really make my day.

 

[Jimmeh]

Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb

 

[SimonomiS]

Bush Declaration Of War Speech; "For Great Justice."

 

[CyberPitz]

"Nun Soup."

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

"Gas Is Free!"

 

[Sulkdodds]

BAN THIS SICK FITLH
How tabloids are killing your children

 

[ríomhaire]

The theory that a 40 year old man died of natural causes was thrown into serious question with the discovery of 9 stab wounds on his back.

 

[SimonomiS]

Keanu Reeves Reveals He's Bi.

I'm a bit spammy today.

Spam Ruled Punishable By Death!

 

[KoreBolteR]

Al Jazeera admit to harboring terrorists.

 

[bgesley426]

Man farts: 7 dead.

Militant Midgets overthrow Smurf Nation in 9 hour coup de'tat

What is Rick Moranis doing nowadays?

Big League Chew makes comeback

100-year old story submitted to digg.com

First sexually-transmitted computer virus

Repbulican epidemic plaguing the nation

Dumbo hijacked by small mouse

 

[KoreBolteR]

Man farts: 7 dead.

Militant Midgets overthrow Smurf Nation in 9 hour coup de'tat

What is Rick Moranis doing nowadays?

Big League Chew makes comeback

100-year old story submitted to digg.com

First sexually-transmitted computer virus

Repbulican epidemic plaguing the nation

Dumbo hijacked by small mouse

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA , Genius!!!

 

[ComradeBadger]

Sun newspaper prints intelligent story!
Report continued on page3!

 

[Qonfused]

This cheese is quite spicy!

...

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Some classics here, SimonomiS and Vegeta are my favs so far.

I got one...

Chris_D and Munro announce engagement

 

[KoreBolteR]

LOL!!

man eaten alive by wasp

saddam becomes president of america

 

[Qonfused]

saddam becomes president of america

Oh noes!

 

[baxter]

Bush says "I'm Sorry, I really ****ed up, please forgive me "

 

[BeaverMon]

"Earth Surrenders to Combine Invasion: Bush made Administrator of Earth"
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"Hurricane Katrina Pwns New Orleans; city wiped off the map"

 

[f0rked]

INTELLIGENT LIFE DISCOVERED IN OVAL OFFICE
To the amazement of scientists and politicians alike.

PAC-MAN GIVES UP PILLS, ENTERS REHAB
Ghosts reported to be in celebration...

 

[Beerdude26]

Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb

OMG! It's true! Check out the scanned front page of my local newspaper!

LINK!

 

[Hazar]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Talking Bear Invades UN Summit Saying: "HALO GENTALMEN"

Scientists Confim; SHENS IS GAY

Any of those would really make my day.

ahahahahahahaha

that made my day

OUTPOST SECH'S WORLD, PANIC ENSUES

 

[outpost]

ahahahahahahaha

that made my day

OUTPOST SECH'S WORLD, PANIC ENSUES

Pfttt massive orgasams ensue!

 

[SubKamran]

Here is a story my friend wrote for English:

(We had to use the vocab words)

Obfuscative facade feigned
Foppish Dandy to be Prosecuted

In an act which was deemed by court officials a, "Confusatory instance of obfuscation," Thursday, local man Jared Phelps said, "I would not be unaided in undoing the action which I intended not to have feigned not wanting to have negative intention of undoing the action which I wanted not to happen in the first place."

Judge Mitchell said Tuesday, "I know not the meaning of this obfuscatory comment, but we have our best CIA codebreakers working on decrypting this unholily foppish commentary."

Although Mr. Phelps has yet to be contacted, we have interviewed some of his childhood friends on this subject.

"Well, Jared would never be reversely inclined not to do the inverse act of being guilty to not doing the opposite of what he is being charged of," said his brother, Leon. He added, "Of that one thing, I am sure."

A new jury must be selected for Phelps' case, due to the original seeming to have forgotten what the charges being either obfuscatively repudiated or disacknowledged were (depending on whose side of the matter you're on).

 

[CyberPitz]

I can't believe nobody got my reference...*tear*

SOUNDLESS LIGHTNING STRIKES GROUND MULTIPLE TIMES, CAUSES A LITTLE CONFUSION. That is all.

 

[Danimal]

Cows.

All I see are... Cows.

 

[<RJMC>]

omfg Pwned Zomg Hax0r Azzor Lol

 

[bgesley426]

LARGE TEXT DISTRACTS AMERICA


NO NEWS TODAY

HEATON GETS KNIFED

April Fools day changed to November 2

12-year old boy tries meth, murdered by dogs he thought he saw

New Study shows that 70% of n00bs are pwnt

PRESIDENT ASSASSINATED FROM RANDOM HS, GG

America invaded by outer-space alien race of Native American Indians

Fat bitch of a wife gets mad cow disease

 

[ailevation]

Woman Chokes on Penis, dies of suffocation
America penis-choking on the rise, see how communities are uniting to stop the cause.