Wtf? Did I just get caught?

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So, I was sitting on my computer, doing my homework, when my mom comes over and tells me...

Her: "By the way, this came in the mail a few days ago."

She shows me one of those messages that the post office leaves when they try to deliver a package but you're not home, with my name on it, and "cash on delivery" circled. I knew what it was, my order from art-pipes.com.

Mind you now, there's no yelling throughout any of this, but both of us laughed allot considering the awkwardness of the situation.

Her: "So what is this? Pot or a pipe?"

Me: "Oh?" Trying to play dumb

Her: "You heard me, pot or a pipe?" *stiffled laugh*

Me: "OH! I know what that's from. I ordered a game online about a month ago"

Her: "Why is it cash on demand then?"

Me: "Because some guy on an online forum was selling off games for cheap, so I filled in our address details and figured if it wasn't as scam, then i'd get it in a few weeks, and if it was, then I don't lose anything, seeing as it's COD"

Her: "43 dollars, that's not very cheap. What is it, pot or a pipe?"

Me: "I told you, it isn't either"

Her: "Then lemme see the reciept. If it's a game, you must have gotten some sort of reciept"

Me: "No, it was from a forum. It was done via Email, no reciept"

Her: "I'm not buying it. Wow though, 43 dollars, that must have been a nice pipe."

Me: "IT'S NEITHER!!!!!"

Her: "Then show me the reciept, you must have gotten at least a confirmation email, show me that then"

Me: *laugh*, "What makes you think it's a pipe?"

Her: "I was a teenager you know, I know why a teenager would order something cash on delivery..."

Me: *laugh* "Oh my god...." *shake head and laugh*

Her: *bad attempt at a stern look, I could tell she was trying not to laugh*

Me: "This is so ****ing awkward. Ok, um, it's a pipe..."

Her: "That must be a pretty good looking pipe. What were you gonna do, keep it around for looks? Or use it?"

Me: "I won't bullshit you, what do you think"

Her: "You know, you could just tell me that it was supposed to be framed because it was nice, and this'd all be over"

Me: "No no, I'm not gonna lie to you, I was planning on using it"

Her: "You told me that you didn't smoke..." (I did tell her that a few weeks ago, that was a lie...)

Me: "I didn't then... I mean, I don't now but.... I'm clean you know, go ahead and test me, i'm clean" (another lie, I had toked just the other night :P)

Her: "So? Maybe you're clean now, but who's to say you won't go and smoke tommorow?"

Me: "Oh my god..."

Her: "I'm intuitive you know *laugh* You don't think I know, all these times you go outside of the house with your phone?"

Me: "Oh my god, no, i'm just talking when I do that"

Her: "Well, don't do it anymore, it kills braincells. If not immediately, then in the long run"

Me: I bust out the whole no it doesn't, evidence, how THC reacts with CB1 and CB2 receptors. "I don't care, tell me not to do it, but don't give me the propaganda"

Her: "Ok, whatever, just don't do it."

Me: "Please don't go telling this to your friends" (I hang out with her friends sometimes...)

Her: "Ok, whatever. It's not something i'm proud of anyway..."

Me: "No, I mean like, when you call around for parenting advice and crap like that"

Her: "Ok, well, don't do it. And those pipes are gonna sit in the post office and end up sent back, OK?"

Me: I beg her to let me pick them up.

Her: "*laugh* No!"

Me: "Ok fine, whatever"

Her: "Ok, I love you, gnight, all that stuff"

SO WTF? DID I JUST GET CAUGHT???

I rly want to go get those pipes. Think I could go down to the post office and nab them without her knowing
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Wtf just happened here?

I am very confused right now. This whole "caught" thing just came after I told her my stance on soft drug use a few weeks ago, and she didn't object to that.

I am genuinely confused.
 
rofl that was pretty funny, your lucky allot of moms would get irate.
 
:laugh:

That put a great smile on my face before i head off to Uni dude.

Yea seems like you got caught, but your mum seems pretty safe from what you've said so i say get the pipes and frame them :D
 
If "caught" means that she knows you're smoking weed, yes. How could you be confused about that?!

You know what's weird? My parents would be fine with me smoking it as long as I told them that I was and who with. A few friends have offered, but I always say no thanks. I just don't want to...

I think it's just the idea of inhaling smoke that I'm not comfortable with. I'd accept a brownie in a second :P
 
Naudian said:
If "caught" means that she knows you're smoking weed, yes. How could you be confused about that?!

You know what's weird? My parents would be fine with me smoking it as long as I told them that I was and who with. A few friends have offered, but I always say no thanks. I just don't want to...

I think it's just the idea of inhaling smoke that I'm not comfortable with. I'd accept a brownie in a second :P
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Well, i'm confused about whether or not she's ok with it, whether or not she's super pissed (I didn't see that at all in her... She seemed kinda, I don't know, oddly entertained by the whole situation), I don't know what she'll do if she finds out that I picked up the pipes.

Ye know? Will she get mad at me if she finds a sack lying around my room? If I come home high?

I'm basically confused on the general situation right now. Whether or not she's assuming that I won't smoke anymore, ignoring it with a "meh" so long as i'm not obvious about it, or if she's completely cool with it and will go buy me munchies (I doubt that... :P)
 
Heh, I think she wasn't really sure how to go about it. She seems pretty easy about drug use, but it's a different story when it's your own child, so she was probably a little stuck.

Really not sure how my mum would react if she found out. Err, if I was using that is. But then I'm not sure I'd go to such lengths to hide it in the first place, since uhh... they're not really ones to judge :E
 
Me three.

EDIT: It's not the weed that scares me so much as the 43 $ pipe. D:
 
sinkoman said:
Well, i'm confused about whether or not she's ok with it, whether or not she's super pissed (I didn't see that at all in her... She seemed kinda, I don't know, oddly entertained by the whole situation), I don't know what she'll do if she finds out that I picked up the pipes.

Ye know? Will she get mad at me if she finds a sack lying around my room? If I come home high?

I'm basically confused on the general situation right now. Whether or not she's assuming that I won't smoke anymore, ignoring it with a "meh" so long as i'm not obvious about it, or if she's completely cool with it and will go buy me munchies (I doubt that... :P)
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She's definitely not going to be completely cool / chill about it. That much is obvious, because it would seem she feels at least obligated as a parent to attempt to dissuade you and won't just let you do it because it's illegal and possibly (in her mind) harmful.

She might ignore it if you're not too obvious about it, or at least not mind as long as she doesn't catch you. I imagine she doesn't have any real problems with it, moral or health wise, but she doesn't want you doing it because if you got caught by the authorities you'd be pretty badly ****ed over.

Similar to my situation. My parents caught me (found my pipe and a little bit of cannabis) and didn't do anything but tell me not to do it anymore... so they essentially know I do it, but won't do anything about it as long as I don't get caught, by them OR otherwise. I think they figure if they can't catch me, neither can the police. If they catch me, though, I'm still in trouble, even if they don't really think it's that bad (my mom has no problem with it really and my dad smoked in college).

Still, only a few months until I move out, so that won't matter much longer.

I feel inclined to suggest that maybe ordering drug paraphenalia to your HOUSE wasn't a good idea, though, if you don't want to be caught.

99.vikram said:
Me three.

EDIT: It's not the weed that scares me so much as the 43 $ pipe. D:
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$43 for a pipe isn't that bad, assuming it's a nice quality small pipe. Really about $20 is the minimum, and good bongs (Roor) can go for $400 or even more, if you buy all the accessories (defusers, ash catchers, etc). Hookahs can be up there too.
 
The problem is Sinkoman that with the use of drugs rotting away your brain, the conversation didn't go down like that exactly and you weren't smart enough to get out of it anyway. It went more like this i think:

Her: "By the way, this came in the mail a few days ago."

Her: "So what is this? Pot or a pipe?"

Me: "uh?" - random grunt

Her: "You heard me, pot or a pipe, are you smoking crack Sinkoman?" stifled expression of disgust, outrage and disappointment.

Me: "uh!" - another random grunt. "ah na mama, this be yo my hot picters of yo paris hilton yo, yo, yo. Tis like naked picter of ya Paris Hilton yo yo you"

Her: "Why is it cash on demand then?"

Me: "it's like this man, this dude aight came up to meh on the street aight when i was down wid da homies smokin the crack pipe aight, he was like dissin us aight and sayin aight dat were assbandits aight and we're like uh no bouy, we're smoking crack aight and he's like no bouy, you bummin each other aight and we're like no, we be smokin crack aight and then..."

Her: "so you are smoking crack then" - starts crying

Me: "...he's like got to prove it bouys by buyin my paris hilton porn aight because she be fit aight for $5 aight and he'll post it to our ouses aight"

Her: "$5? why does it say 43 dollars?"

Me: "it was like $23 postage and packing aight"

Her: "is it a crack or is it a pipe?"

Me: "I told ya mama, it isn't not either"

Her: "you've been busted with a double negative" - still crying even more loudly "and anyway, where is your receipt as paris hilton porn always comes with a receipt.

Me: "No, it was like dis cracker on da street when me and my bouys were smokin crack"

Her: "So you are smoking crack then so it is drugs, is it a pipe or is it drugs?

Me: "uh ffdfsdfsdfsdfds" - random noise when you realise this is the real world and not your drug infested hippy dream world and you've been caught taking drugs and that your mum is on the phone to the police and crying her eyes out.
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Now unfortunately sinkoman, your drug riddled brain heard one thing and allowed you to fool yourself into thinking you get away with it by coming up with a highly intelligent and witty excuse that your mum sees right through and starts laughing, what was going on in the real world though is that your mum has disowned you and moved out, your father beat you to within an inch of your life before the cops showed up, carted him off to jail for assault and you off to drug rehab and that this whole event actually took place 8 years ago in downtown Detroit and that it's only just coming to the surface.
 
ya you were busted: she got you to confess ..by the oldest parent trick in the book I might add: the old "I dont have any evidence whatsever but if I pretend like I do he'l tell the truth" trick

I'm brushing up on that skill in preperation for my own kids :)

you lie a lot to your mom (I did too) but it seems that you can at least talk to her and you have a good relationship ...try be a bit more honest ..she sounds fairly understanding
 
sinkoman said:
Wtf just happened here?

I am very confused right now. This whole "caught" thing just came after I told her my stance on soft drug use a few weeks ago, and she didn't object to that.

I am genuinely confused.
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thats what you get for being a junky.

drugs are a waste of money! quit it
 
I should try this to see my mum's reaction.

"Dekstar, you smoke pot?"
"Yeah?"
"k, lol."
 
jverne said:
thats what you get for being a junky.

drugs are a waste of money! quit it
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Why!? Then he couldn't come onto the internet and post how he is doing drugs for maximum respect! Sinkoman, Dog would not be proud of you. I'm going to watch and wait for the bounty hunters to come get you, and Beth give you a right hook with her right breast.
 
Just because there is only lucid evidence that marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells doesn't mean it's legal. Civil courts determine it as medical use only for a reason and that reason is because no one is certain how much bad it does for the good. One thing is obvious though, as with any drug, if you don't need it don't take it. Though apparently you'd believe it's fine for you just because it hasn't been proven harmful. This isn't court, a drug isn't innocent until proven guilty.
 
CookieCuttah said:
Just because there is only lucid evidence that marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells doesn't mean it's legal. Civil courts determine it as medical use only for a reason and that reason is because no one is certain how much bad it does for the good. One thing is obvious though, as with any drug, if you don't need it don't take it. Though apparently you'd believe it's fine for you just because it hasn't been proven harmful. This isn't court, a drug isn't innocent until proven guilty.
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Yeah. You're going to suck on toads, like the rest of us.
 
You spent 43 dollars on a pipe?
Seems a bit much.
 
CookieCuttah said:
Just because there is only lucid evidence that marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells doesn't mean it's legal. Civil courts determine it as medical use only for a reason and that reason is because no one is certain how much bad it does for the good. One thing is obvious though, as with any drug, if you don't need it don't take it. Though apparently you'd believe it's fine for you just because it hasn't been proven harmful. This isn't court, a drug isn't innocent until proven guilty.
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Just shut up, k?
 
Since when "cash on delivery" indicates that you most likely ordered a pot or pipe? ;)
 
She obviously kept it for herself.
 
Sinkoman?

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Stuff mushrooms in her tea and get her institutionalised!

-Angry Lawyer
 
Razor said:
The problem is Sinkoman that with the use of drugs rotting away your brain, the conversation didn't go down like that exactly and you weren't smart enough to get out of it anyway. It went more like this i think:



Now unfortunately sinkoman, your drug riddled brain heard one thing and allowed you to fool yourself into thinking you get away with it by coming up with a highly intelligent and witty excuse that your mum sees right through and starts laughing, what was going on in the real world though is that your mum has disowned you and moved out, your father beat you to within an inch of your life before the cops showed up, carted him off to jail for assault and you off to drug rehab and that this whole event actually took place 8 years ago in downtown Detroit and that it's only just coming to the surface.
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ROFL. Sigged :D
 
I thought this was going to be about you getting caught masturbating.
 
CookieCuttah said:
Just because there is only lucid evidence that marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells doesn't mean it's legal. Civil courts determine it as medical use only for a reason and that reason is because no one is certain how much bad it does for the good. One thing is obvious though, as with any drug, if you don't need it don't take it. Though apparently you'd believe it's fine for you just because it hasn't been proven harmful. This isn't court, a drug isn't innocent until proven guilty.
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I agree!
 
Dude come on why act like you aren't gonna go get them? You're probably going to get them right now. If you're not you should be! (go get them)
 
Your mom seems pretty chill about the whole thing, really. I got out of that whole thing before I ever got caught, wasn't worth it even though it seemed like it at the time. After you get out of the routine, you feel a whole lot better.
 
kirovman said:
I thought this was going to be about you getting caught masturbating.
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Her: "By the way, this was in the trashcan yesterday." hands oddly stiff banana peel.


Her: "So what is this? marshmallow or sperm?"

Me: "Oh?" Trying to play dumb

Her: "You heard me, marshmallow or sperm?" *stiffled laugh*

Me: "OH! I know what that's from. I sneezed into it like a month ago!"

Her: "Why is it on top of the trash?"

Me: "Because some guy on an online forum was talking dirty to me and it made me laugh so hard that I sneezed into a banana so hard it sent it forward in time a couple weeks, thus ending up in the trash yesterday!"

Her: "The banana is full, you must take after your father and have a big load."

Me: "I told you, it isn't sperm"
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Reminds me of the CONSTANT chats me and my mom had....
 
Yes. You did.

If your mom is that lax about it, I'm sorry for you, its no wonder you're ordering pipes. My parents would kill me.
 
dude you're so lucky. My parents are foreign so if they caught me then i'd be dead.
 
She would not be cool with it if she caught you with it again. This was probably a warning, and she is telling you not to do it. You agreed so if you do it again you not only broke her rule, but also lied to her face (again). I wouldnt pick up the pipe.

Also, both my mom and my doctor (???) think I both drink and smoke. I dont do either, but they will never believe me.
 
BTW folks, the package comes in anonymouse. It doesn't say "art-pipes.com" on the return adress, it has some dude from New Yorks name.

And, this morning before I left for school, I told her "mom, I waited a long time for those pipes, can I at least pick them up, check them out, and then let you hold onto them"

her: "Well, after you're done flipping through them, i'm keeping them for the time, right?"

me: "Well, i'd prefer if I could keep one of them"

her: "hahaha, nice try, but ok, i'll think about it :)"

me: "K bye"

her: "bye"
 
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