Your funniest sex moment

[jondy]

Isn't that a compliment? Why the disclaimer about being lonely . . . or do I want to know?

She was a huuuuge slut, and I was on the rebound... it was a mistake. An awesome, awesome mistake.

 

[phantomdesign]

I love getting clawed and bloodied up. So awesome.

HELL YEA, you KNOW you're doing it right when you come out with some serious claw-marks. First time that happened for the first 10 seconds or so I thinking WTF, then I realized my "experiment" had worked much better than I could have ever hoped.

Does it make you feel MANLY!?

Like, SHIT, I HAVE SUCH BADASS SEX THAT I SUFFER INJURIES.

And, you walk out of the room dripping blood like a tough guy.

Well, sort of . . .

If you come out with bruises and gaping wounds that don't heal, then you have a psycho on your hands. If she's uncontrollably (not quite intentionally) digging those claws in your back or butt, whatever you're doing, you're probably doing it right.

She was a huuuuge slut, and I was on the rebound... it was a mistake. An awesome, awesome mistake.

Ohhhhh . . . We'll just call it "an educational experience" & hope you used plenty of protection.

 

[Druckles]

Heh... blew up a condom this weekend. Was quite funny. Not actually during sex though so it doesn't really count...

but yeah, we had some fun

 

[Phobie]

I can think of some better things I could do with a condom, but I'm sure you did!

 

[Baserape>]

I would love to put my sisters rabbits in a condom and give them some G.

 

[Druckles]

I can think of some better things I could do with a condom, but I'm sure you did!

Many more ideas sprang to mind, but we didn't have much time. And I don't think my flatmate would appreciate half of them

 

[loverboy2924]

so a while back i met this chick right both got drunk and went back to her place as i'm doing it doggy style in the living room her dad walks in looks sighs and sits down and starts watchin TV!!! I MEAN WTF I'M SCREWING UR DAUGHTER YOU ASS i kinda never saw that chick again (thank God)

 

[CyberPitz]

^That sounds like a bad joke....wtf were you doing drinking/going back to her place if she still lives with her parents? How old was she/you?

 

[ShinRa]

so a while back i met this chick right both got drunk and went back to her place as i'm doing it doggy style in the living room her dad walks in looks sighs and sits down and starts watchin TV!!! I MEAN WTF I'M SCREWING UR DAUGHTER YOU ASS i kinda never saw that chick again (thank God)

This never happened.

 

[Seppo]

This never happened.

i concur

 

[giant384]

i would have to agree with pitz on that

 

[Dekstar]

I agree with Shinny.
In other news; I have no funny sex stories. No sex stories in general .

Once I get laid though, I'll be sure to do something hilarious so I can post about it in this thread.

 

[Nemesis6]

I agree with Shinny.
In other news; I have no funny sex stories. No sex stories in general .

Once I get laid though, I'll be sure to do something hilarious so I can post about it in this thread.

How old are you?

 

[Wanted Bob]

I agree with Shinny.
In other news; I have no funny sex stories. No sex stories in general .

Once I get laid though, I'll be sure to do something hilarious so I can post about it in this thread.

Heh, you sure your prime aim should be to make a funny story for the internet?

 

[CyberPitz]

Just remember...Do it while your in the Burger King outfit, and take pics.

 

[Seppo]

don't use a condom, but lie to the girl that you are using one. haha trust me, it's a really funny joke. It gets funnier with time, in like a few months

 

[Wanted Bob]

Rofl!

 

[giant384]

don't use a condom, but lie to the girl that you are using one. haha trust me, it's a really funny joke. It gets funnier with time, in like a few months

ya happened to me once. it didn't get funny until she mysteriously disappeared a few weeks after. at least we are both on the right track.

 

[Dekstar]

How old are you?

le 18 ans.

Heh, you sure your prime aim should be to make a funny story for the internet?

Two birds, one stone.

Just remember...Do it while your in the Burger King outfit, and take pics.

The one with the king mask? Pitzy you said that gave you nightmares !

 

[Wanted Bob]

Two birds, one stone.

Coincidentally, I saw someone do that last week, with a snowball though (ah, I love the snow!)

 

[ShinRa]

I had a funny sex moment literally an hour ago. I got a blowjob in a superman costume. Care to hear or is the mystery clouding the situation juicy enough?

 

[phantomdesign]

The Suspense! *yawn*

 

[Tarkus]

super bj?

 

[Druckles]

so a while back i met this chick right both got drunk and went back to her place as i'm doing it doggy style in the living room her dad walks in looks sighs and sits down and starts watchin TV!!! I MEAN WTF I'M SCREWING UR DAUGHTER YOU ASS i kinda never saw that chick again (thank God)

Pics or it didn't happen.

I lol'd anyway :cheers:

 

[el Chi]

Does it make you feel MANLY!?

Like, SHIT, I HAVE SUCH BADASS SEX THAT I SUFFER INJURIES.

And, you walk out of the room dripping blood like a tough guy.

Absolutely.
If you've never woken up not remembering exactly how it all ended and, rather confusingly, you're in a hospital bed rather than your own and it's two months later, then you've never had good sex.

Heh... blew up a condom this weekend. Was quite funny. Not actually during sex though so it doesn't really count...

but yeah, we had some fun

I can only hope this was at a children's party.

 

[Druckles]

I can only hope this was at a children's party.

No. My "not-so-girfriend" and I were messing around, as you do, and were going to have sex. So out came the condom. But then, it was all, meh we didn't need a condom. So several sessions, hundreds of female orgasms and having finally given in myself, we had an unused condom. So, as you do when lying around rather knackered, she picked up the condom and started blowing into it. Then started messing around with it. Was quite humorous at the time.

 

[el Chi]

So you didn't make any animals then? And I used to think you were cool.

 

[Druckles]

So you didn't make any animals then? And I used to think you were cool.

We tried to make a giraffe. You know, the crap ones those awful clowns attempt to make. It really really failed, so I know have an inflated condom the shape of a sword in my room...

Edit: Making animals out of balloons is so damn hard >,<