Your funniest sex moment

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oh hell, I just noticed cu nt is censored, but bitch/ass/whore/dick isn't.
 
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evil^milk said:
I asked myself the exact same thing a week ago, which is why I am systematically substituting hl2.net with other sites (view my last thread).

:) Still visit it on weekends and free time.
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ha yea the community is the only reason to come here. I dont even play tf2 that much anymore :\.

And yes...your hairy nipples hool...dear god..
 
Well, it IS Cyberpitz, but those ARE Hool's nips.
 
Oh dear god that's not me! :LOL: I'm not even close to being that hairy and that was Pitzs pic in that other mugshot thread.
 
Well badger gave me infraction :\ so blah.
EDIT: yea and no ban please,:(. lol if i had the chance I would have put it in someones b-day thread but oh well. ;)
 
I was saying it would not be an accomplishment for a guy to do an ugly fat lesbo chick. I have to agree with your assessment that doing such would be gay.

mchammer75040 said:
Phantom, were talkin about a chubby, short haired dike here. Thats reaching down far in the barrell of gayness if you ask me, chances are shes butt ugly. But I reserve my judgement, until..picture maybe? Your visual, que, is not a good one. All I can think of is this dike that works at arbys up the street with a mustache. I seriously dont know if its a she really..cause she/he is big so it could be man boobs, right?


I aint no wipper snapper you hear me???
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She was...enthusiastic. And by "enthusiastic" I mean "a little bit psycho". I woke up the next day to realise that my chest was bleeding. The many scratches I endured that night scarred for at least a year afterwards.
Totally worth it.

We'd (different, less vicious girl) not being going out very long and, at an advanced stage of nakedity, my ex asked me: "So what are your family like?"
Now there's a way to take the wind out of a chap's sails.

Que-Ever said:
We were doing it doggy style, then I pulled out and spit on her back to meke her think I had cum. When she turned around, I cockslapped her in the eye. Man, I was cracking up.
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Oh dear me that's one of the funniest things I've read all day :)
 
I feel you've been gone for some time...

This girl didn't live in Bath, did she?
 
I know numerous people from Bath, but I am afraid to say that neither of the aforementioned womenfolk were from Bath.
Why do you ask?
 
A similar experience - I got home at four in the morning, after the most ridiculously wild sex I've ever had in my life, to the astonishment of my roommate, who said I 'looked like I'd been attacked'

I was lonely! *cries*
 
jondy said:
A similar experience - I got home at four in the morning, after the most ridiculously wild sex I've ever had in my life, to the astonishment of my roommate, who said I 'looked like I'd been attacked'

I was lonely! *cries*
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Isn't that a compliment? Why the disclaimer about being lonely . . . or do I want to know?
 
CyberPitz said:
I love getting clawed and bloodied up. So awesome.
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Does it make you feel MANLY!?

Like, SHIT, I HAVE SUCH BADASS SEX THAT I SUFFER INJURIES.

And, you walk out of the room dripping blood like a tough guy.
 
Is it brown and did it fall out of your ass? If so, then that's not your penis.
 
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