Zombie Master!

[Sui]

OH GOD, OH GOD NO

eep

 

[Dekstar]

What did I miss? What's happened in the tapes so far (flash doesn't work on my computer so I don't know past the first tape)

 

[houndeye]

Tony and crew were investigating, then today Tom or Dick or some guy who wasn't half as good as Tony said Tony had gone missing but they found him and he was staring away blankly and just now Tony came on and there was a ruckus and he said they had to go and Joanna screamed and they took the van out and... and... Oh I just hope Tony's ok...

 

[63]

5b is great!

I like the part about colin being at the door, then someone yells "don't let him in!"

 

[houndeye]

You said it!

*Runs off to listen again*

 

[63]

Heheheh! I've listened to it 6 times

 

[houndeye]

I WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!

Really.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

heh...heheheheheheehhahararhahahahaAHHAHAHHAHAHMUAHAHAAHHAHA

lawls, thats action for you.

 

[Dekstar]

Woah so Colin's a zombie? :O

 

[^Ben]

Collin is a willy zombie.

Ooooooooh yeah!

 

[Insano]

Poor guy

 

[Crispy]

Best one yet. ZOMG now has a new meaning: Zombies Oh My God!!!!!!!111

This is the audio log of Tony Swan, 7:06 PM. We have to get out of here, now! I know what's going on, we have to get back to reality. Today I saw-
*Bang at the door*

Look, Collin's at the door!

Don't let him in!

*Smash*
*Zombie wail*
*Scream*

*Zombie grunt*
*Radio static*

Noes! I don't wanna dieeee!

 

[Boogymanx]

Omfg I <33333 The Zm Team

 

[SpArKs]

Sounded like a chain saw at the end

 

[Sulkdodds]

Maybe it was.

 

[Sui]

Although it wasn't

 

[Insano]

Although I wish it was

 

[Sui]

Chainsaws are really really hard to code, and animate, and model; and all that effort for something that's incredibly cliche', and nothing more than a gimmick

 

[OCybrManO]

There is no chainsaw...

... or is there?

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Nice media update... I like... Scary though.

Collins at the door!

DONT LET HIM IN!

*Crash*

I want to play now...

 

[Crispy]

There is no chainsaw...

No but I hear from an insider source there's a bendy spoon as the default melee weapon

 

[Solaris]

On ZM, how long is the average round, and what happens when you die?

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

It depends on the map, and you die.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

and what happens when you die?

Your soul will be in hell for the rest of eternity, thus pain for the rest of your life, you die.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Your soul will be in hell for the rest of eternity, thus pain for the rest of your life, you die.

But your dead...

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

But your dead...

Your soul never dies.

 

[SimonomiS]

You turn into a zombie hamster with 5hp and can go running around the map biting players just to be annoying. Your screen also flashes epileptic fit inducing colours every 5 seconds whilst playing Ricky Martin at full volume.

Or maybe you just die.

 

[Ennui]

I'm still pushing for the Zombie Hamster idea but so far no one else likes it.

 

[Sui]

I'd like a zombie cat, but a hampster is just... meh.

 

[pvtbones]

maybe a zombie chipmunk?

 

[Insano]

You should call the best zombie available 'Insano (Zombie)' :O

Just a thought.

 

[Boogymanx]

You should call the best zombie available 'Insano (Zombie)' :O

Just a thought.

What? Insano? What kind of a name is that? Naaah, the 'Insane Zombie' would be muuuuch better.

 

[Insano]

There was this guy, named "Insane" on this board a time ago.

I don't know what happened to him. He probably became God or something.

 

[Boogymanx]

And because lack of O in the name Insane, and seeing as how there is an O in God, and Insane god just doesn't sound right, he made it Insano.


On topic: Do you need HL2 SP to play ZM? Because I sold mine.

 

[Insano]

It's a HL2 mod, so it's a bit ovious...

 

[Boogymanx]

So the CSS package won't do? :<

 

[Solaris]

Nope
6charizard

 

[Boogymanx]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

 

[Sui]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

That teaches you for selling the best game in the universe.

Fool!

 

[Ennui]

I'm inclined to agree, selling HL2 wasn't wise. MODS ffs