Zombie Survival Test

77% woot! New Zealand does it better. Weapon of choice would be the chainsaw, If it works on zombies half as well as it does in Doom 3 I'll be fine
 
eatbugs said:
77% woot! New Zealand does it better. Weapon of choice would be the chainsaw, If it works on zombies half as well as it does in Doom 3 I'll be fine
TWO chainsaws ftw.
 
Name: Jabberwock
Weapon: A large 4x4 (the vehicle, not the wood)
Gear: Some cool shades and a decent CD.
Phrase: "Vrooooom!"

This diagram properly illustrates my survival tactics:
:E
 
Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 86%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.
 
jabberwock95 said:
Name: Jabberwock
Weapon: A large 4x4 (the vehicle, not the wood)
Gear: Some cool shades and a decent CD.
Phrase: "Vrooooom!"

This diagram properly illustrates my survival tactics:

So, you will leave behind your comrades and desert the moterforum?
 
15357 said:
So, you will leave behind your comrades and desert the moterforum?
I subscribe to the A.J.Rimmer rules of survival (the RD character, not the forum member).

"He who fights and runs away... is using up valuable running time with all that fighting." - A.J.Rimmer



PS. Whats a moterforum?
 
jabberwock95 said:
I subscribe to the A.J.Rimmer rules of survival (the RD character, not the forum member).

"He who fights and runs away... is using up valuable running time with all that fighting." - A.J.Rimmer



PS. Whats a moterforum?

Motherforum? Like Motherland?
 
Whoops, my mistake for not seeing the obvious. :LOL:

Unfortunately, I computed the probable outcome of my tactic, and its not very good. :(
 
jabberwock95 said:
Whoops, my mistake for not seeing the obvious. :LOL:

Unfortunately, I computed the probable outcome of my tactic, and its not very good. :(

Well, you could steal a tank or an APC to run over the zombies instead of running away..
 
Poos- 28%
Still, thats a 1 in 4 chance- she'll be right mate
 
Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 88%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.
 
W00t \o/
 

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15357 said:
Well, you could steal a tank or an APC to run over the zombies instead of running away..
Thats a good idea.

If all else fails, follow A.J.Rimmer's second rule of survival: Speak softly and carry a bloody big bazookoid.
 
Fonaki said:
What?? I got only 13%:x

Haha you'll be one of the guys just standing around wondering what's up as the zombies come after you. And you'll never figure it out.
 
Bah, the true test of survival in a Zombie situation is how quickly you can outrun Fasties, whether you can get to the Winchester Rifle under the stairs before DiSTuRbEd does, whether you're stupid enough to stand right underneath the barrel manipulate, and wether you can find the pieces to rebuilding that truck on the Docks.

:p

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Bah, the true test of survival in a Zombie situation is how quickly you can outrun Fasties, whether you can get to the Winchester Rifle under the stairs before DiSTuRbEd does, whether you're stupid enough to stand right underneath the barrel manipulate, and wether you can find the pieces to rebuilding that truck on the Docks.

:p

-Angry Lawyer
sweet zombie jesus, i want to play zombie master...
 
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