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Having a westside wank in your bed/bedroom is so old skool. Try something new. Like wanking in your moms closet with fishnet stockings over your head while hanging yourself with her leather g strings.

I piss on my face because I like it.

When visiting a public toilet which has no tiolet paper DO NOT use your sock. You will get blisters.

God made the universe, he must have. Only such a being could create something from nothing! I may be mad but that doesn't mean I'm not right.

The universe is expanding at multiple points. This fact by it's self proves the big bang theory is nonsense as the big bang would create a single point of growth from which we are ejected from. I win again *sigh*

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The big bang is a theory. The universe has no beginning and no ending so therefore I am right. I win. Waits for prize.

I used to rape base's.

If you had to have sex with an animal what would it be abd why? I'd have sex with an owl. It doesn't matter which way you sex it you will always be able to keep eye contact.

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If you had to have sex with animal what would it be and why?

1. Masturbate over pictures of her. 2. Break into dudes house and leave pictures in draw. 3. Ring her up and tell her you are worried about her safety. 4. Tell her about the pictures. 5. Bingo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMIzR6GNAXw You can achieve the same trick(sort of, without the techno balls and projector) by making your subject watch the National lottery Draw on a digital channel<important> while you watch it or listen to it on a analogue tv set . You can get up to 5...

Disco dance on the darkside.

I don't know if this has been mentioned but we should have a fantastic voyage to the centre of the Earth. Big hole to centre of the Earth=No more landfill or crematoriums. Win win for everyone. Plus we could tap into the cores energy and have roasted chestnuts 24/7.

About a decade ago I started noticing strange things happening in my office which my co workers seemed completely oblivious to. My office walls are a eye piercing white when all of the spotlights are switched on. The walls hide nothing, hand prints, tack holes, last weeks sneeze are all...

Say you are hot and I'm a heat seeking missile. Job done.

Please read the topics below this one..Thanks.

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Please delete my name from the poll, thanks.