Not quite. The neatest part of 1984 is when he explains all the paradoxes. Remember, in literature a paradox is that which at first seems contradictory, but really makes a deeper sense. The idea in 1984, I think, is that those who created Engsoc ensured their own freedom through the slavery of...
Better than my last dream.
My, er, hangy-down-bits got torn off. Oddly that wasn't nearly as bad as when I tried to reattach them with super glue. God, I've a graphic imagination. /shudders
$10.52 as a lifeguard at MWR's waterpark at Oceana Master Jet Base. That makes me a government employee. If you're an American Citizen you pay me $10.52 to sit on my ass every hour. I love my job. :)
There's me in the awesome sunglasses (technically ski goggles, I believe) I looted from the...