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Has he done that movie where he has sex with the horse yet? I haven't been paying attention. I am talking about Radcliffe though. Aaaaand, myabe Stigmata, I have not really been around much lately.

Hai guys, Vista is so awesome and you should buy it because it's awesome, the desktop is in 3d and it's like, **** me in the ass with an iron stick because it's totally in your ****ING FACE, you should buy the ultimate edition because it's the ultimate, yo! (Incidentally, I'm going to wait to...

So yeah, seriously, what part of a person is "the cheese" and why do you want to pinch it?

Australia is hell? Good to know.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT kk

Are... are you drunk?

HEY JOHN, YOU SCROOOOOOOOWED IT UP!

Why not have both? DICK CHENEY WILL GRIND YOUR SOUL INTO DUST! EVIL ROBOT CRUSH!

Voila!

Que! *explodes in a shower of lust and win* Anyway, I poke my head in (;)) every once in awhile. Oh, and I also told my fiancee that her sister is a dirty bitch-dyke that should be burning in hell for her ******ry. I was kidding of course.

With SCIENCE! No wait, what happened was this: A group of friends and were at the funeral of some guy's ex-girlfriend. Er, not ex- because of death, they had broken up about a year before that and he was still attached, it was this whole thing, whatever. Anyway, afterwards while we were in...

Every day I abuse my genitals in shame.

My group of friends and I all just screwed each other at the time to get it over with. This may r may not be true. OK, it's not, I lost it to a friend of my sister's who was spending the night. She was some slut cheerleader and it was this mind-blowing (at the time) stander. She ended up getting...

There was this time I screamed "DIE ****ER DIE!" at a wake...

I... I looked entirely too closely at that picture D:

You know, I read the entire thread after you said that, and can find nothing preventing pantsed excursions. So, uh, why's that?

I too recently had this winter's snow-cherry popped. It was just a couple of inches, but generally satisfying.

Oh lawd, it's true!

Well, what's wrong with inflating your e-penis? We the people of the westen world require our e-penii to be as grotesquely overwhelming as our real ones. Oh, and Numbers' too.

It's the best thing ever. It tastes nothing like how the ingredients make you think it tastes. Sometimes bartenders can **** it up, but if they do I just get vodka tonics, but if they do it right, it's pure ambrosia.