Best way to approach a girl?

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Just a girl you wanna get with(fool around/relationship/etc..) From night clubs, hanging out, a hot girl at a mall, etc..

How do you approach the situation?


When the first words I tell a girl are "I love you", only good seems to come from it, nothing that serious though. I have a hard time with serious relationships.
 
In a car, at great speed.

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Follow these simple steps:

1) Walk towards girl

2) Talk to girl
 
Just say, "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
 
If there is a mutual connection and she notices you as well, you can try making eye contact. If that works, just walk over and start talking to her. Offer her a drink or something.

One of these days I'm going to take my own advice. :)
 
I've heard a lot about cock slapping on this forum. I've never tried it. I'll try it sometime. Just suprise Brittany while she's driving.
 
Grab her hips firmly, and shake a little. Then look her straight in the eye and say, "You'll give birth well."
 
Cole said:
Just a girl you wanna get with(fool around/relationship/etc..) From night clubs, hanging out, a hot girl at a mall, etc..

How do you approach the situation?


When the first words I tell a girl are "I love you", only good seems to come from it, nothing that serious though. I have a hard time with serious relationships.
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- First step is to look the girl in the eyes and smile at her, if she smiles back that means she accepts. This step only lasts about 3 seconds and girls do this most of the time without realizing it.

- After she accepts just go up to her and start a conversations by complamanting her or whatever you want to start it with.

- Towards the end of the conversations say "You seem like a nice girl, maybe we can go out to eat (movies, hangout, etc..) sometime."

If you are with a friend that you trust use him as a wingman. There is lots of stuff on the internet about dating, and understanding women.
 
lol at the replies on this thread.



Well really the trick is talking to a girl in an honest manner. By honest I mean you need to present yourself as a somewhat detached person, someone who is seperate from the world around you, yet "understands" her.

For instance, if she's basically all alone and you're somewhat near her, just make a comment on something she's doing, and with any luck it will be small enough to start a conversation which will lead to real results. Something stupid like, "do you normally put that much lemon in your drink?" can get you alot farther in the long run than "I think you're hot"

You really have to do something subtle and friendly first, then get into conversation about silly and meaningless things (usually accompanied by alot of sarcasm). Then you go into asking alot of questions, about her likes and dislikes, her family life, her career, etc. Finally after you've talked for a while you have to get into deeper more meaningful stuff and before you know it she likes you and things work out.

That just happens to be my experience, anyway ;)
 
Grab her ass. Then put some ice on that sore eye of yours and blame yourself for being such an idiot. :p

Most of the time (before I had a gf) I just danced and did some hawt moves now and then and sometimes girls came to dance with me \:D/
 
Doesn't matter what you say, it's all about how you come across. As long as you don't appear to be a sleazey c*nt then you're safe!
 
CyberPitz said:
Grab her hips firmly, and shake a little. Then look her straight in the eye and say, "You'll give birth well."
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Best response so far in this topic.

I nearly shat myself laughing. :thumbs:
 
I don't actively look for relationships/one night stands. I just hang out with friends, and if girls end up involved in the group activity, I'll talk to them as well.

From there, I'll start looking. Obviously the girl will have to be attractive, but what I look for most is a girl who a) has an interesting personality, b) is intelligent, and c) shares my sense of humor. [edit] I also don't give girls much attention unless they try and initiate something. I'm not interested in girls who can't make a move, and I'm not willing to take total control in a relationship.

This has resulted in a number of hook-ups, which is pretty good. It's also only resulted in one real relationship in all of 19 years, but dammit it's a good one.
 
I noticed it. I'll try it some random girl sometime.
 
Best approach is a stealth approach:

1) sneak up behind the target.
2) use cold blood
3) ambush then backstab

you should have 3-5 combo points depending on your build by now.

4) eviscerate
5) vanish.
 
"Best way to approach a girl? "


from behind; a bottle of chloroform in one hand and a rag in the other :E
 
Get behind them, move your body with theirs, turn them round and kiss them before they can see what a freak you may or may not be!
 
Protection from Evil, and Resistance to Cold are great spells to cast before taking on such a beast.
 
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After that they wont be in any condition to fight you while you carry her away to your dark cave and have your way with her.
 
Gotta censor the word on the original file....

Or just type in c*nt punt in the address bar.
 
yup, fixed. I just removed the whole word, since its in the pic anyways :p

Oh, and sorry I got you banned before :|
 
I egged you on!

But if you insist it was your fault then I have no problem with absolving myself of any fault.
 
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