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Anyone who doesn't vote for Sam-2K will never raise a beer with me. Arms. ARMS. -Angry Lawyer

D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLEWIN!IN!IN!IN!in! -Angry Lawyer

Surprise! -Angry Lawyer

Get in my van, veggie. -Angry Lawyer

Hot damn. -Angry Lawyer

1. 1. 2. 3. 5. 8. 13. 21. 34. OHMIGAD 55! I'm not having sex right now, sadly. -Angry Lawyer

I think of the Fibonacci sequence when I have sex. No idea why. -Angry Lawyer

Wow, I'm amazed people other than me actually get this. I do a lot of talking with body language, and I find phone calls pretty intimidating to start with. -Angry Lawyer

Having a wooden pirate-leg also helps the matter. -Angry Lawyer

Pirate patch. And when I say that, I mean all women I sleep with need to be wearing a pirate patch and saying "Arr!" all the time, regardless of whether she's missing an eye. -Angry Lawyer

If you don't ask her, you'll have to live with the regret of never trying when she hooks up with another dude, or moves away, or something. -Angry Lawyer

I'm sure she's a lovely girl and will make some guy really happy. -Angry Lawyer

But every single one of them is different and special, and an entire new puzzle. -Angry Lawyer

Not very much you can do. School sucks. Asking her is a good idea, nonetheless, but try to do it in the most nonchalant way possible. Just go "Hey, fancy seeing a film sometime?" in a chirpy sorta mood, and shrug your shoulders and go "Sure, no problem" and walk away without looking hurt at...

I actually made someone a comical Valentine's card. First card I've sent in five years, to be honest. -Angry Lawyer

Things like "What makes a woman's bottom attractive?" and "What makes the best cup of tea?" and the like are typically funded by private companies who want to use it in a press release, and the researchers are often told "This is how we want it to pan out", which is kinda poor science. Chances...

http://whatstheharm.net/scientology.html That's why. -Angry Lawyer

Flour also does it. -Angry Lawyer

So many girls - so little time -Angry Lawyer

I used to think you guys were cool. -Angry Lawyer