A New Type of Headcrab

[The Brick]

Headcrab: "Pay attention, Mr Freeman, I'm only going to do this once!"

 

[mrxskinny]

No entry, but this reminded me a funny webcomic:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108

 

[Kyorisu]

"I wonder what my mother would say if she saw me like this"

 

[mrxskinny]

Okay thought of an entry:

"Let me take off my suit first, babe!"

 

[The Brick]

"Get in here, and reach far down."

 

[Kyorisu]

"Finnaly some action"

 

[Esquire]

The Headcrab - Part of Xen's latest range of CyberSkin products

 

[figge]

"Kodak Moment"

"Doug Lombardi: It was acctually me that came up with the idea with the crotchcrab after my vacation in thailand"

 

[Kyorisu]

"Hey, ah do you have any friends who are into this kind of thing?"

 

[Esquire]

Gordon: Oooohh yyeaaah!! I can't wait 'til they release the barnacle version!

 

[Kyorisu]

"Hmm I can't peel it off with my crowbar. Maybe if I hit it with a big enough shovel"

 

[Logic]

"Raising the Bar"

 

[Logic]

Ok, sorry about that one
How about..

"Half-Life 2 brings codpieces back into fashion"

 

[Gunner]

Headcrabs have to perfectly time their jumps, otherwise it could land in a very embarrassing situation for both parties.

Nice editing Jackal :thumbs:

 

[LAYP]

The Horrors of STD

 

[clarky003]

Gordon: ' Jeesh! this water's boiling, feels like my groin is on fire!'

 

[ThaDon]

"ugh. My strider hurts"

 

[Shippi]

'Gordon decides giving the headcrab a taste of it's own medicine was a pretty bad idea after all.'

 

[The Bait]

Gordon : "Is it starting to get a little hot in here, or is it just me?"

 

[michmaj]

"Mark III HEV suit - $100,000
Trip to City 17 - $1,000
Crowbar - $9.99
Photo with a headcrab on your groin posted on the net - priceless"

 

[Sharasment panda]

' Gordon curses himself for believing that Alyx's "Fear of Needles" was the reason she avoided the blood test '

 

[AcousticToad]

'Groins! Because headcrabs need a lil lovin' sometimes too.'

 

[FragBait0]

"Gold crowbars...because sometimes even a headcrab gets crotchety!"

 

[Gorgon]

1-ball HeadCrab
2-HeadCrab Sperm modifier
3-Gay HeadCrab
4-Ball Hitter HeadCarb

 

[The Brick]

5-drunk headcrab

 

[Malfunction]

Sorry to be so gross, but:

*activate Chef voice*
"I wanna lay you down, lay you down! Ooh ooh. You know I do!!! But first let me get this suit off, so I can put you dowown!"

*cough*

 

[we11er]

"As it turned out, getting a headcrab to suck me off was a pretty bad idea..."

 

[figge]

Got crabs? Get Crowbar(tm)

 

[guise]

"blows away the competition"

 

[True_Eraser]

"Gives new meaning to the name "HeadCrab" "

 

[comoxer]

"The new way to donate sperm"

 

[dreten707]

omg teh blowcrab

 

[mustard2004]

HEV suit - $2000
Glasses - $50
Headcrab for a night - $200

One moment of joy - priceless

 

[piggy]

"Mentos, the freshmaker"

 

[The Bait]

Someone should send this pic into VALVe and see if they like it. lol

 

[The Brick]

"wat maakt het ook uit, er is nog spa-fruit"

 

[Tyrsenus]

"after Gordon killed Big Momma, they had to find someway to reproduce..."

 

[Octavian]

"MENTOS! The Freshmaker."

 

[Delgarto]

I know this is lame but:

"Gordon has crabs"

 

[Fizznix]

"Well, he HAS been outbreak free for 6 months. For your free sample of Valtrex call..."