A New Type of Headcrab

[Jackal hit]

Someone should send this pic into VALVe and see if they like it. lol

hey not a bad idea, imma send it :naughty:

edit: and yes, i appropriated the source images properly.

btw, this is the funniest thread i've read in a long long time

edit2: okay i hope they like it, just sent to gabe.

 

[Icarus]

IT's a contest of sorts, ten will be picked for the finals, 5 picked by myself and 5 by Jackal Hit, if we agree on some then it will be less, but a min of 5 and a max of 10, then you guys will vote

 

[The Bait]

IT's a contest of sorts, ten will be picked for the finals, 5 picked by myself and 5 by Jackal Hit, if we agree on some then it will be less, but a min of 5 and a max of 10, then you guys will vote

Woot, contest. I doubt mine is going to be picked. I...I...panicked when I thought of something...

 

[gooball]

"Man, I really gotta take a piss... all the noise from this sewer just makes it worse- I already looked there, you damn headcrab! Listen, there is no zipper! Gotta get this friggin' hazard suit off. f**k!!!!!!
..
..

forget it, too late..."

:dork:

 

[DoctorGordon]

1. "When headcrabs get desperate"

2. "When a headcrab jumps out of a vent"

3. "Kliener: Sorry about that Gordon, my personal test subject got loose again"

 

[Ames]

Headcrab: "Pip pip, tata, cheerio good boy."

 

[junglespider]

gorden says: hey you headcrab! thays no zip down there , if you want to suck some flesh come up here and jump down my coller

 

[DoctorGordon]

"Gordon: Hey Alyx, how does this make you feel?"

 

[Asuka]

Rofl my waffle!

 

[Mr. Redundant]

gordon: wow is it hot in here or what?
Headcrab: mmmphmm

dah dah duh!
Trojan man!

TM: it looks as though you two were about to crowbar the headbrab.
-
or simply
"*theme music* Trojan Man!"

 

[DoctorGordon]

**Gordon after an overdose of viagra**

 

[DoctorGordon]

"Barney: That'll look good in my trophy room **pulls out 9mm**"

 

[f|uke]

My picks for the most clever:

a simple but effective play on words

"Gordon receives a headcrabjob"

Ah yes,. Dr Strangelove.. and strange love it is,.

"How I learned to stop worrying and love the crab"

and, truly the ultimate,.

"Raising the Bar"

 

[Edcrab]

Hahah! I love caption competitions... but my hilarious submissions have already been posted

"Gordon instantly regretted killing Nihilanth; there was nothing in the world worse than a confused headcrab"

 

[DoctorGordon]

"Headcrab: RISE AND SHINE MR FREEMAN!!!"

 

[Edcrab]

"It's not what it looks like!"

"I think it's time we saw other people."

"Don't you give me that look! ... It's the headcrab on the groin, isn't it?"

 

[StardogChampion]

"Gordon develops a new technique for getting rid of the headcrab, peeing on it."

Probably been done but there are way too many pages to look through.

 

[pyroCow]

"After finding out which organ really has the most control over a man, the headcrabs ditched the brain and finally found their new home."

 

[figge]

"Got Milk?"

"Arrrgh!... Alyx you said you was tested"

"Oh (head)crap"

"I wonder if my testicles will turn to zombies now"

"I'm lovin it"

"It gives me automatic blowjobs, it uses it's legs to scratch my balls, it is a mans dream, i think i will name it Bob"

 

[figge]

"The Levinsky Crab"

 

[DoctorGordon]

"Alyx: Oh my god Gordon! Put that away! Wuiah!"

 

[`unreal]

(to Alyx) "Ok, whatever you do don't shoot it..."

 

[`unreal]

"I wish i had this in HL1"

 

[dkelly]

Honestly, "Blows away the competition" was the best yet.
"Headcrabs gone wild" was also great.

The headcrab has actually been stuck on him since HL1. But since it's a fps, you can't see it.

How about:
'Yeah, he comes and goes, don't ya spanky?'
'It's not so bad once you get use to him'
'Quick! I need a young priest and an old priest!'
'The power of Christ compells you!'
'Crabtastic'
'Is that a headcrab in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?'
'You slut!'

That is all.

 

[<RJMC>]

"headcrabs are not good sex toys"

 

[Ownzed]

Alyx won't be happy with that one.

 

[Jackal hit]

Alyx won't be happy with that one.

wow 666 posts, awesome.

anyways, i'm going through and making a laundry list of captions that i liked, and narrowing it down... you guys made this tough... lotsa good ones

 

[poseyjmac]

"shit!"

 

[Jesus Lincoln]

"It was a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION"

 

[P Meister Flex]

"Mentos, The Freshmaker"

 

[Octavian]

"MENTOS! The Freshmaker."

Nice taste.

 

[Homer]

"Gordon gets the worst case of crabs EVER from a city 17 hooker."

 

[Homer]

"Just hit it with the shampoo"

 

[bliink]

Damn! Walter was right!!!

http://www.planethalflife.com/features/walter/walter30.shtm
(see picture in article)

 

[poseyjmac]

"headcrabman's parents"

 

[Pressure]

"HEADCRABBED!" lol

 

[Pressure]

"Thanks to this thread Danimal is able to raise his post count exponentially."

 

[ACLeroK212]

"The Source engine AI surprises developers with yet another unexpected event."

 

[merc]

lol man some of these are hilarious

-merc

 

[Mad Dog]

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"