A Nice Chat

[MorganFreeman911]

Have anybody here heard of "A Nice Chat" (www.anicechat.net)
It's a chat with a randomly selected real person. Here's how mine went out (I'm God)
PS3: god
God: I am your creator's creator.
PS3: have you seen my games?
God: I have.
God: You need better ones.
PS3: but i dont rrod
God: This is true.
God: Speaking of rrod, my xbox rrod'd
PS3: shit sucks man
God: goddamn microsoft.
PS3: sold mine while ago
PS3: and the wii
God: I'm going to ****ing smite them one of these days
God: the wii is good, though
PS3: just not my thing ya know
PS3: wii is yea
God: Gotta have your animal crossing
God: Also, deadspace
PS3: corruption was win
God: anyways, back to the point
God: no
God: that game was hsit
PS3: yeayea
God: shit*
PS3: omg
God: resident evil was better
PS3: meh
God: admit it
God: ****ing admit it
God: or I will stab you with a jesus-beam
PS3: lol
PS3: WHY NOT A MOSES BEAM?
God: because he was a ******
PS3: so
PS3: was jesus a shaman from warcraft
God: no
PS3: cause of the self rez and all
God: he was overlord from overlord.
PS3: oh right
\Connection terminated/

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm Isaac.

Merchant: GOT SOME RARE THINGS ON SALE
Merchant: STRANGER
Isaac C.: Got any Power Nodes or Level 5 armor?
Merchant: 'Ang on, i'll have a look.
Merchant: /rifles through coat
Merchant: ...they'll cost yer.
Merchant: Got any pesetas on hand?
Isaac C.: I've got about 25,000 credits
Merchant: That'll do.
Merchant: What are yer buyin'?
Merchant: HEHEH
Merchant: THANK YOU
Isaac C.: Hmm...I'll buy 1 power node, and 3 racks of Plasma Cutter ammunition
Merchant: HEH HEH
Merchant: THANK YOU
Merchant: WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR, STRANGER?
Merchant: GOIN' HUNTIN' ELEPHANTS?
Isaac C.: Mmm nah. Got a necromorph infestation on board the USG Ishimura where my girlfriend is though.
Merchant: A wise choice mate.
Isaac C.: Indeed it is friend.
Merchant: It's ammunition will cut through just about' anythin'.
Merchant: Come back, any time...
Merchant: *flees*

*EDIT* Just met Gordon in chat by accident after posting a previous run in on msn to him.

Isaac C.: YOU
Phoenix: what the ****
Phoenix: how ironic is this
Phoenix: chase?
Isaac C.: wait
Isaac C.: Alex?
Phoenix: Chase?
Phoenix: what the ****
Phoenix: is this
Phoenix: seriously
Isaac C.: Wow what the ****
Phoenix: that is so creepy
Isaac C.: well if we're gonna do this...
Isaac C.: THEN EAT MY STEEL BOOTS OF JUSTICE
Phoenix: NO **** YOU
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Isaac C.: **** YOU WRIGHT
Phoenix: OBJECTION
Isaac C.: YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION IN SPACE
Phoenix: OBJECTION
Phoenix: YES I DO
Isaac C.: DEEEEEEAD SPACE
Phoenix: OBJECTION
Isaac C.: FOOT STOMP
Isaac C.: HUUUAGH!
Phoenix: OBJECTION
Isaac C.: HUUUAGH!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Isaac C.: HUUUAGH!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Isaac C.: HUUUAGH!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!

 

[nofreeman]

im Free

CamZ: the game
Free: is
CamZ: r u free?
Free: yes
CamZ: as in u dont cost anything?
Free: im free from eveything
CamZ: including cancer?
Free: yeah
CamZ: r u free from religios veiws
Free: yes religon is for gays
CamZ: u sire/ma'am r legend lol
Free: im a myth
CamZ: so is the game
Free: what game
CamZ: damn ur not playing
Free: im new to this
CamZ: i joined 2 mins ago lol but thats not where the games from,
CamZ: www.thegame.com
Free: u mean the rapper lol
CamZ: no the game is an actual game
CamZ: go to www.thegame.com
Free: didn't work
CamZ: o wait thats not the right site
CamZ: care to play and join me in my world domination
CamZ: by playing the game
Free: ok
CamZ: along with millions f other people
CamZ: basic rules are
CamZ: you r now playing "thegame"
CamZ: u cannot win the game u can only lose
CamZ: everytime u think about the game u lose
Free: what if we draw
CamZ: the game is never ending
CamZ: so therefre u cant draw
CamZ: u have 30 mins after a loss before u are back int the game
Free: so how can i lose when it never ends
CamZ: wen u lose u must say "i lost
CamZ: because its never ending because u cant actually win and ur automaticly playing with in 30 mins
Free: are y playing
Free: you
CamZ: yes
Free: have you won
CamZ: no
CamZ: u cant win
CamZ: its a mind ****
Free: who is the boss of the game
CamZ: nobody knows
Free: is it the G-Man
CamZ: cause theres millions of people playing it
CamZ: maybe
Free: because i know him
CamZ: he knows noone
Free: i saw him once
CamZ: u didnt see anything
Free: thats right i lost my hearing

 

[Omnomnick]

Yeah, a thread was posted here ages ago advertising a Nice chat. I go on it occasionally when I'm bored.

 

[The Monkey]

Posted a while back, but it deserves a re-post.

 

[Reginald]

Speak for yourself.

I masturbate when I'm bored.

 

[Zephos]

Some swedish guy tried to hit on me.

I'm looking at you Monkey.

 

[Xendance]

Too many foreign people

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Riley:
Gman: Doctor Freeman.
Gman: I realise this moment might not be convinient for a heart to heart
Gman: but i had to wait.
Riley: ok


I failed.

 

[<RJMC>]

I am me

me: D:
kajsa: heyy
me: ANUS
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kajsa: yes
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kajsa: me love anal sex
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kajsa: NO VITTU ISMO
me: ?
kajsa: MEE IMEE TAALASMAAN POIKAA
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kajsa: U R SOOO FUNNY
me:
kajsa: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD EXDII

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Interesting...

Spoiler

suspiral: crap name
suspiral: whats it mean
suspiral: that your crap?
Horobod: It's a riddle
suspiral: the body of horus?
Horobod: I steal from the rich and give to the poor
Horobod: Who am I?
suspiral: robin ****face
suspiral: mines a movie
suspiral: what awesome movie ami?
Horobod: I have many merry men
suspiral: im sure you do
suspiral: every night
suspiral: 10 by 1
suspiral: you being the 1
suspiral: hows the gay thing working out for you
suspiral: lots of cocks
suspiral: man your slow
suspiral: brain not realy working?
Horobod: I do like a cockatoo
suspiral: tomany cocks
suspiral: you are from australia
Horobod: I also have a parret
suspiral: im listening to kate bush
Horobod: I live by the beach
Horobod: In Germany
suspiral: ze germans
suspiral: realy ****ed it up with the war guys
suspiral: nice try though
Horobod: Have you ever been to the seaside?
suspiral: my wholecountry is small and surounded by water
suspiral: so yes
suspiral: everyday
suspiral: germany dosnt have a seaside
suspiral: oh yes on one side
Horobod: I live in East Germany
suspiral: man your beaches must be real budget
Horobod: I'm actually in the bath
suspiral: congratulations
Horobod: it's like a small beach, with music I like
suspiral: hope the computer dosnt fall in and electrocute youy
Horobod: There is no water in the bath, I'm just sitting in here
suspiral: theres a few germans in the hippy communes by where i live
Horobod: it makes me feel safe
suspiral: they are mainly nudists
suspiral: no lie
suspiral: quite funny
Horobod: clothes are barriers
suspiral: for the germans here that seems to be the case
suspiral: but they have fixed that
Horobod: If God had intended for us to wear clothes, he would have stitched them into us
suspiral: god dosnt exist
suspiral: we have brains that saved us from frezzing to death
Horobod: There is no known cure for frezzing
suspiral: anywho
suspiral: bye bye
Horobod: God bless you

And other...

Miie: Hello
Horobod: Hello
Miie: Can i ask you a question?
Horobod: Sure
Miie: Tar du den i 2an?
Horobod: Wednesday, around 4:15pm I believe
Miie: ****ing nice!
Miie: Cya then!

 

[Lucid]

This is annoying, everyone disconnects the second I connect to them.
I feel unwanted. ;(

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Guess who i am

tallulah: hi!
Hades: Hello
tallulah: where are you from?
Hades: The place i was born
tallulah: and is...?
Hades: That place
tallulah: great
tallulah: in the earth?
Hades: Kinda
tallulah: kinda?
Hades: You could SAY it's in the earth, it all depends on wh o you are and how you look at it
tallulah: i am an stranger, you know :3
Hades: Indeed i do
tallulah: you too? Oh
Hades: Hm?
tallulah: things in common!
tallulah: it's great
Hades: Quiet so.
tallulah:
*Disconnnected from tallulah*

 

[Darkside55]

PS3: have you seen my games?
God: I have.

BULLSHIT

Not even God can see something that doesn't exist.

 

[Gemma]

I just get random people asking me pervy questions ):

Sexy: Is 25 too old for u hunni
Gemma: D:


YES IT FRIGGING IS

 

[Darkside55]

Sexy: Is 25 too old for u hunni
Gemma: D:


YES IT FRIGGING IS

Dang.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Talking too Gemma, will post chat later

 

[Gemma]

Hades: GEMMA?
Gemma: yes?
Hades: Like, HL2.net Gemma?!
Gemma: yes
Gemma: you?
Hades: Woot
Hades: SamuraiKenji

 

[G(ordon)-man]

had a couple of laughs. I am Flash 10.

Flash 10: hi
lol: hello
Flash 10: lol
lol: where you from ?
Flash 10: asstonia
lol: cool
lol: im from holland
Flash 10: õ
Flash 10: cool too
Flash 10: yess
lol: and you are a boy / girl both :O
Flash 10: ASS PENIS COCK CUM PISS SHIT

Flash 10: hi
Michael: hello there
Michael: how are you?
Flash 10: i like ass meat
Flash 10: you?
Michael: mee too !
Flash 10: !!!
Flash 10: HAND ME THAT ANUS

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Rest of the chat

Spoiler

Hades: Wait
Hades: GEMMA?
Gemma: yes?
Hades: Like, HL2.net Gemma?!
Gemma: yes
Gemma: you?
Hades: Woot
Hades: SamuraiKenji
Hades: Wait
Gemma: OMG
Gemma: hi
Hades: How're you?
Gemma: I'm good
Gemma: Someone called Anus from hl2.net is here too
Gemma: I just don't know who it is
Hades: It's probably Nicky or one of the newer guys
Gemma: >:|
Hades: *shrug*
Gemma: How're you?
Hades: Pretty good
Gemma: Is it just me or is nearly everyone on this site from Finland
Hades: I dunno
Gemma: people keep hitting on me
Gemma: ):
Hades: People like you
Gemma: change your name to a girls name, then you'll see |:
Hades: How about you change YOUR name, so not everyone knows who you are
Gemma: nooo
Gemma: its fun this way
Hades: Then don't complain about people hitting on you ;D
Gemma: If I change my name HL2.net people wont know its me
Hades: *shrug*
Gemma: borrrrrrring
Hades: Chatting is rarely exiting
Gemma: ):
Hades: Sorry

T'was nice talking to ye Gemma :3

 

[Gemma]

I was HL2.net and I got paired with myself ):

HL2.net: Ha ha
HL2.net: I'm talking to myself
HL2.net: How the hell did this happen?
HL2.net: Awesome
HL2.net: Ghey
HL2.net: God I'm sad

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I had a very surreal conversation, im schmooey.
schmooey: hi
Pummi: Schmooooooey!
schmooey: YEEESSSSSS?!
schmooey: imma herere
Pummi: The sound of burning leather!
schmooey: FUUUUU
Pummi: Schmoeeeey!
schmooey: BURN THE SKIES!!!
Pummi: The skies are on fire!
schmooey: JAWOHL!!
Pummi: JAWOHL?!
schmooey: HUUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAA
Pummi: You're german?
schmooey: PERV

also this. I am the kid

kid: hi
samuray: hi
samuray: asl?
kid: PERV

 

[SamuraiKenji]

I decieded to play "Kid" as well
BLUE: kid....have you seen GARY
BLUE: or OAK
BLUE: or RED
kid: Down at the LAB
BLUE: **** I CHECKED THERE 5 TIMES
kid: And at home raping his MOM in REDS case
BLUE: BLUE uses TELEPORT!
BLUE: BLUE leaves CHAT!

 

[lefty]

Nimrod: hey
lefty: aloha
Nimrod: asl?
lefty: 18 male CA
Nimrod: male too.. sorry

haha...heh :|

edit:
: Hello
lefty: period
lefty: or space I guess
: .?
: what?
: no
lefty: no
: the
: umm
lefty: yes eh
: no
lefty: oh no
: you know how to make a fish?
lefty: uh, two bigger fish mate?
: NO
: STFU
: DUMB BITCH

 

[Rizzo]

Jenna: Hai
Rizzo: Oh.. You again
Jenna: ****
Rizzo: I mean hi
Jenna: ):
Rizzo: Hey, you terminated first
Jenna: I didn't mean too
Rizzo: Yeah... I heard that before
Jenna: Fine, don't believe me
Rizzo: Ok
Rizzo: I belive you I guess
Jenna: Good
Rizzo: So...
Jenna: So.......
Rizzo: Whats up?
Jenna: Nothing, I'm so bored
Jenna: you?
Rizzo: Im here aint I?
Jenna: Yup yup
Rizzo: Yeah.
Rizzo: **** this im out
Jenna: Yeah same

That was fun.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm Ed Blake.

CAPS: HEY
Ed Blake: Hello
CAPS: WHATS UP
Ed Blake: Not much
Ed Blake: just having a nice chat
Ed Blake: with CAPS
CAPS: COOL BRO
Ed Blake: Agreed
CAPS: SEE YEAH
-connection end-

 

[Rizzo]

I saw lefty. Also i got CAPSed at. It was fun.

 

[Sheepo]

Charlie: Hi
Sheepo: Hello
Charlie: Sheepo?
Sheepo: Are you a normal person or an internet person?
Charlie: internet
Sheepo: Charlie?
Charlie: ermm this is awkward
Sheepo: Indeed
Charlie: halflife2.net?
Sheepo: D:
Sheepo: who the feck are you?
Charlie: oshi
Sheepo: WHO IS THIS TELL ME
Sheepo: Please
Sheepo: ?
Charlie: mocho
Sheepo: Ahahahahaha
Sheepo: It WOULD be you, wouldn't it
Charlie: okay...
Sheepo: now that I know this, I can use it to DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED
Charlie: you don't even know who I love!
Sheepo: ...
Sheepo: ...
Sheepo: ,,,
Sheepo: do you love me?
Charlie: do you hate me?
Sheepo: I asked first
Sheepo: ....
Charlie: if I say yes, will you say no?
Sheepo: Fine
Sheepo: If I must
Charlie: yes
Sheepo: Oh shi-
Charlie: ah ****
Sheepo: Narrator: Little did Sheepo know, using the verbal contract that he had previously used, Charlie had caused Sheepo to kill himself
Sheepo: /me is dead
Sheepo: YOU FAGGIT

Edit:
Sheepo: PressThe what?
PressThe: ur name reminds me of a pokemon
Sheepo: YOUR NAME IS SHROUDED IN MYSTERY!
PressThe: :O
Sheepo: Also, thank you
PressThe: U like pokemans?
Sheepo: Of course
PressThe: they are retarded... sorry
Sheepo: Disliking pokemon is as bad as loving hitler
PressThe: :O
PressThe: it is?
Sheepo: Well I'm sorry you feel that way
PressThe: then i am a bad person
Sheepo: Obviously
Sheepo: Your childhood must have been very unfortunate
PressThe: hmm...
PressThe: Pikachu wasnt there to help me
Sheepo: ):
Sheepo: I feel bad now
Sheepo: Clearly you are just incredibly misguided
PressThe: wat? he helped you?
PressThe: did that lightning shit on u?
Sheepo: Of course not
Sheepo: He was a bitch
Sheepo: I NEVER could catch that mother****er
PressThe: ... lol
PressThe: pikachu is a waterpokemon
Sheepo: But Pokemon is still wonderful and I feel bad that you have never enjoyed it
Sheepo: LIES
PressThe: Pokemons are for retards
Sheepo: Please explain
PressThe: ok... pokemons = retards
PressThe: Pokemon lovvers = retard lovvers
Sheepo: I am afraid I have been mislead
PressThe: wats wrong
Sheepo: I was under the impression you were not a moron
PressThe: i added retard on both sides of the =


Edit:scott: Has anybody really been far even as described to use even go want to do look more like?
Sheepo: LEAVE ME ALONE SCOTT

 

[Top Secret]

I am MadKat

MadKat: N o ****ing way
MadKat: Newell!
MadKat: You're my ****in hero.
GabeN.: Thank you.
MadKat: Gabe...
MadKat: I have ALWAYS wanted to ask yout his:
MadKat: Inner Sphere or Clan Mechs?
GabeN.: No comment.
MadKat: Oh
MadKat: Fair enough.
MadKat: Microsoft Product...
MadKat: Bad ju ju there for you.
MadKat: I get it.
GabeN.: Don't tell anyone this...
MadKat: Ok.
GabeN.: but I use Mac OSX.
MadKat: I believe it man.
MadKat: So, how is EP 3 coming along?
GabeN.: All I can say is...
GabeN.: E3 will be good this year for Half-Life fans.
MadKat: Yeah.
MadKat: I've got my theories.
MadKat: I got a tenner that the portal gun is going to make it's way into EP 3.
MadKat: It's just TOO GOOD to not do.
GabeN.: Well, I can't speak to specifics but I think fans will be pleasantly surprised.
MadKat: But anyays, you still having problems with your car's navigation?

 

[Top Secret]

a cow: mooo
MadKat: *fires PPC's*
a cow: mooo
MadKat: Dude, I shot you with my PPC's.
MadKat: You're ****in dead.
a cow: MOOOO
MadKat: God damn.
a cow: MOTHER****ER
a cow: MOOO
MadKat: *Fires LRM20's*
a cow: MOOO
MadKat: *Flushes coolant*
a cow: NO
a cow: **** YOU
a cow: MOOOOOOOOOOO
MadKat: *Fires ER Large Laser*

 

[Sledgehammer]

I found someone who's pregnant and requests help on what to do. I'm just listening now, not offering much input. Interesting.

 

[Reginald]

Reginald: hey thar
vince: hello?
vince: hello?
Reginald: whassssup
vince: is anyone there?
Reginald: yes
vince: can you read me?
Reginald: yes
vince: ****ing crappy website...piece of shit
vince: doesnt work for nothing
Reginald: works for me
vince: but your a fag

At this point the chat terminated.


Was it any of you guys? :E

 

[Sledgehammer]

Mudkip: excuse me but
RAstley: Yes?
Mudkip: do you know the rules?
RAstley: of the game?
Mudkip: maybe
Mudkip: wait
Mudkip: ****
Mudkip: **** you anon
RAstley: owned
Mudkip: ******
Mudkip: you were supposed to say yes

I'm RAstley.

EDIT

Halflife: ohsit
Halflife: oh **** oh ****
Halflife: ...
Halflife: k...

Which one of you jokesters was this?

 

[PJ]

Ben: hey
iamhobo: are ou the brother of bill
Ben: no
iamhobo: oh
Ben: hahah
iamhobo:
Ben: how are you?
iamhobo: good
Ben: so what do you do in life?
iamhobo: eat brains
iamhobo: you?
iamhobo: do you like brains
Ben: they are an aquired taste...
Ben: sorta like coffee you know?
Ben: not my thing at the moment
iamhobo: are you saying you DON'T???!?!?!
iamhobo: OOOOMG
iamhobo: i will eat you brains
Ben: i like hearts though
iamhobo: where do you live
iamhobo: where DO YOU LIOVE
Ben: michigan, you?
iamhobo: under your desk
Ben: hahahaha
iamhobo: ARGHHARHHSGSGGGDDDDGD
iamhobo: you so tasty
Ben: so, i hope so
iamhobo: you have no brain! you can not talk sense!
Ben: yeah, bad grammar is bad
iamhobo: no it isn't
Ben: thanks
iamhobo: so you like icecream
Ben: yeah
iamhobo: flavour
iamhobo: BRAINS?
Ben: snickers icecream, vannila
Ben: your fave?
iamhobo: why are you still making sense. oh. oh dear. it wasn't your brains i ate. it was your dogs! FUUUUU-
iamhobo: o i like BRAINS, naturally
Ben: lol, don't have any.
iamhobo: WAT?
iamhobo: let me check
Ben: you wanna play a game?
Ben: the game?
iamhobo: i lose
Ben: so did i, worth it though
iamhobo: i lose
Ben: so why are you on so late?
iamhobo: i'm in the UK
Ben: oh, ok
Ben: what time?
iamhobo: BRAINS time
iamhobo: half 10
Ben: hahaha
Ben: wow, 6am here
iamhobo: so you played HL2
Ben: little bit
Ben: why?
iamhobo: i am gordon freeman
iamhobo: hence the o's in my name
Ben: you can't be gordon freeman
iamhobo: whu-why
Ben: because...mr freeman died 4 years ago
Ben: sorry to break it to you
iamhobo: um, no there is still episode 3
Ben: terrible crash
Ben: closed casket
iamhobo: oh yeah. i quickloaded
Ben: knowing valve, it's never coming out
Ben: and if it does it'll be meh
iamhobo: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time
iamhobo: and it will be AWESOME ffs

i am a hobo

sam: hey
iamhobo: who, me?
sam: yea, hey you
*lost connection*