Bleah & Icky Poo

[Uriel]

ALBANY, Ore. ? These guys weren't exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop. What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear _ "like Rice Krispies" _ ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse Courtney said.

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear _ "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders _ now both dead _ as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear _ what next?" Jesse said.

Source

This is just nasty, I hate spiders.

 

[Higlac]

*shudders*

 

[MartinWintz]

Is there a reason the author uses underscores in a completely random fashion?

 

[Llama]

ROFL

I nearly fell off my chair laughing

 

[CyberPitz]

It's things like this that make me scared shitless to fall asleep some times...

I hate spiders so much ;(

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear"

If that were me at that age (and at my current age) I'd probably act something more like; "AAAARGH! THERE IS A ****ING SPIDER IN MY EAR!?! WHAT IN GOD'S SWEET EARTH IS THAT ABOUT?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!!!!!"

 

[Evo]

No Spiderman jokes yet :O

 

[MartinWintz]

No Spiderman jokes yet :O

I read the kid had Spiermand shit all over his room and was actually really excited about the spiders in his ear (Hence them keeping the spiders).

 

[Ren.182]

What's next?

Brainworms.

 

[MartinWintz]

Brainworms.

Like this?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What's next?

Brainworms.

Cockmites.

Like this?

Thank you for that you son of a bitch.

 

[<RJMC>]

awsome!

it will be like your personal protectors!

if a bully go
bully:"give ya money kid!"
jesse:"my minions attack!"
*spiders comes out of ears attacking the bully*
bully:"oh fock not my face! not..AAAAAAARRGGg........."

 

[Higlac]

awsome!

it will be like your personal protectors!

if a bully go
bully:"give ya money kid!"
jesse:"my minions attack!"
*spiders comes out of ears attacking the bully*
bully:"oh fock not my face! not..AAAAAAARRGGg........."

What The F*ck?

 

[MartinWintz]

Thank you for that you son of a bitch.

You Sir are welcome

What The F*ck?

Smile and nod. Just smile and nod.

 

[hool10]

Where is that guy here who says his friend stinks? And his teeth are rotting and are green too. Yeah well check your friend for spiders in his ear too lol.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What The F*ck?

That my friend is the comedy genius of RJMC.

 

[Higlac]

That my friend is the comedy genius of RJMC.

Yeah I know (check my sig), but still, What the F*ck?

 

[Seppo]

It's surprising how big the spiders were. The size of a pencil eraser...pretty huge. I thought they'd be like a few millimeters

 

[MartinWintz]

The question is wtf were they eating?

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's things like this that make me scared shitless to fall asleep some times...

I hate spiders so much ;(

Tell me about it. Spiders don't bother me at all, as long as they stay the **** away from me. I had trouble getting to sleep for awhile after hearing that "on average people eat x spiders/bugs while sleeping during their lifetime" thing. Lemme tell you the concentration it takes to forcefully breathe through your nose does wonders to keep you awake.

Caught this on telly this morn, btw. Me and mum exchanged wtf looks throughout the article.

 

[Marinmald]

Tell me about it. Spiders don't bother me at all, as long as they stay the **** away from me. I had trouble getting to sleep for awhile after hearing that "on average people eat x spiders/bugs while sleeping during their lifetime" thing. Lemme tell you the concentration it takes to forcefully breathe through your nose does wonders to keep you awake.

Caught this on telly this morn, btw. Me and mum exchanged wtf looks throughout the article.

yeah, I breath through my nose, mainly because swallowing a brown recluse would probably be bad. :x

 

[CyberPitz]

yeah, I breath through my nose, mainly because swallowing a brown recluse would probably be bad. :x

By bad you mean...it would tickle!

****ing little bastards. I'm suprised I've not been bitten by one of those yet.

 

[Marinmald]

By bad you mean...it would tickle!

****ing little bastards. I'm suprised I've not been bitten by one of those yet.

well I was thinking more along the lines as to what if it managed to bite on the inside....your ****ed

 

[cheddarrr]

moar that 4 legs = smash smash smah!

 

[<RJMC>]

I find funny that so many people here hate spiders

honestly

D:
D:
D:

:cheese: