Competition: Christmas card greeting text for a girl

[Krynn72]

Dear ___________

Merry Christmas! I hope you have a great holiday. I got you something special, but im waiting until later to give it to you. We need to hang out sometime tonight, and i'll show you it.

From Krynn72

 

[Sheepo]

Dear _____,

I have been playing a video game recently, I may have told you about it. Admittedly you're not the best listener, but I think that's probably best for both our sakes seeing as I have a hard time thinking of what to say. Anyway, it's called Left 4 Dead. Basically, it's the end of the world as we know it (har har) and the objective of the game is to kill as many zombies as you can, and fight like hell to stay alive and evacuate. I had been playing this game until 4am a few days ago and was rather enjoying myself, when I had to stop playing. A thought crossed through my mind and it left me for dead.

What if you were a zombie?

Unlike most other questions of this nature, this one was not about evaluating the pros and cons of the situation. If it were, I imagine the immediate pro would be an increase in submissiveness, but the cons would be too much to bear. Your smile would be lost to a dead and decaying face, your wit broken to shambles, and your hands as cold as the night. The thought alone made my eyes well up, and I had to quit the game. The 3 other people I was playing with, dear friends of mine (I forgot to mention, it's a co-op game) did not appreciate this at all, but I felt that this was more important. You mean more to me than any video game could.

I'm glad you're not a zombie.

Merry Christmas.

From _____.

Maximum possible greatness has been reached.

 

[Reginald]

Dear Manfried,


I hope you have a happy christmas. Please pick up some meat on your way back from the market and i'll promise i'll re-emburse you. Pick any kind of meat, just not the mince, the quality has been poor of late.

I'm starving.

Contently,
Reginald

Dear _____,

I have been playing a video game recently, I may have told you about it. Admittedly you're not the best listener, but I think that's probably best for both our sakes seeing as I have a hard time thinking of what to say. Anyway, it's called Left 4 Dead. Basically, it's the end of the world as we know it (har har) and the objective of the game is to kill as many zombies as you can, and fight like hell to stay alive and evacuate. I had been playing this game until 4am a few days ago and was rather enjoying myself, when I had to stop playing. A thought crossed through my mind and it left me for dead.

What if you were a zombie?

Unlike most other questions of this nature, this one was not about evaluating the pros and cons of the situation. If it were, I imagine the immediate pro would be an increase in submissiveness, but the cons would be too much to bear. Your smile would be lost to a dead and decaying face, your wit broken to shambles, and your hands as cold as the night. The thought alone made my eyes well up, and I had to quit the game. The 3 other people I was playing with, dear friends of mine (I forgot to mention, it's a co-op game) did not appreciate this at all, but I felt that this was more important. You mean more to me than any video game could.

I'm glad you're not a zombie.

Merry Christmas.

From _____.

So far a tie between these two. I am writing it now. Which one?

 

[Jintor]

The first.

 

[Avoidist]

The second.

I can modify it a bit for you if you like. What is your current status with this girl anyways?

 

[Reginald]

You can't vote for your own, hence the first one wins.

She's a girl I met the other week but we've hit it off a bit. She'll accept anything written in this thread as a joke and I'm not afraid of shamelessly flirting with her. But there's nothing going on... yet.

Just wait till New Year. :E

Right, card in hand, I'm off in about 15 minutes!

 

[Jintor]

Good luck Reggie. Get some hot lovin'.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Wait, you're actually going to use that?

Film it.

 

[Sulkdodds]

good lord. Let's hear the results, quick-quick.

 

[SpiderPig]

Film her reaction and put it on youtube for the epic lulz

 

[losttheskyagain]

Her reaction needs to be documented.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Dear, ______

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pussy is sweet
And so are you
I want to lick
up and down
have a taste
all around
let me feel
inside your cooch
If you're lucky
I'll bring my pooch

With Jizm,
Reginald

EDIT: Damnit, I should have been quicker.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'm not sure I understand Koola's card.

 

[Reginald]

Dear hl2.net,

You have redeemed yourself for forcing me to stay up all night a few nights ago. The card got a laugh and a peck on the cheek with a promise of me seeing her again on New Year's Eve.

You guys are pretty awesome.

Eternally yours,
Reggie

 

[freakyflor]

Dear hl2.net,

You have redeemed yourself for forcing me to stay up all night a few nights ago. The card got a laugh and a peck on the cheek with a promise of me seeing her again on New Year's Eve.

You guys are pretty awesome.

Eternally yours,
Reggie

You're welcome.

Shame you didn't pic pes' card, it was awesome.

 

[Reginald]

Perhaps we shall create a new thread for Valentine's Day.

 

[Kula Meenur]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH REGGIE!




Good to hear it turned out well for ya mate






edit: i won? hell to the yea ******!

 

[Avoidist]

Would have gotten more if you used mine.

Kidding, glad to hear it was a success.

 

[Kula Meenur]

A girl always wants meat, even if it's not mince :naughty:




Koola knows the moves

/me does a little dance

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Dear Manhandler,

I want to hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

Love, Fagbait.