Dirty Mugshots Thread "Not another one of these God damn things" Edition

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You'll never guess who this sexy stud is:


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Yes these are old pictures. Kiss my ass.

It's hard for me to pose tbh. I can't focus into the camera properly without my eyes crossing.
I need my picture taken staring into a two-way false mirror with someone on the other side with the camera, snapping the shot from the other side.
 
Saturos said:
You'll never guess who this sexy stud is:


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Yes these are old pictures. Kiss my ass.

It's hard for me to pose tbh. I can't focus into the camera properly without my eyes crossing.
I need my picture taken staring into a two-way false mirror with someone on the other side with the camera, snapping the shot from the other side.
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Good grief!!! You look much older than I was expecting!!!! TBH I didn't know how old you were so you look a hell of a lot older than I thought you would.
/backs away quickly
 
Saturos is a relatively handsome 42 year old man wearing children's clothes.

Put a black suit on and you'd look like power executive. Then again, you'd probably look like an undercover agent if you had a baseball cap on.

You actually look a lot like my stepdad's adopted son who works for Homeland security.

I think you should lose the dragon shirts and just get posters for your wall or something.
 
lefty said:
There was only one sentence in your original post.
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Fine, one proper sentence and one seperate table with it's own heading.

Isn't arguing over tiny irrelevant points fun?
 
VirusType2 said:
Saturos is a relatively handsome 42 year old man wearing children's clothes.

Put a black suit on and you'd look like power executive. Then again, you'd probably look like an undercover agent if you had a baseball cap on.

You actually look a lot like my stepdad's adopted son who works for Homeland security.

I think you should lose the dragon shirts and just get posters for your wall or something.
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I used to dress conservatively all the time for my previous job and I got tired of it. That's actually the only dragon shirt I have.
I'll probably just wear my uniform out mostly after finishing boot camp and just wear stuff like that shirt and/or jeans on days I just take a casual visit to the store. Screw you civilians. :>



Iron Kat said:
Good grief!!! You look much older than I was expecting!!!! TBH I didn't know how old you were so you look a hell of a lot older than I thought you would.
/backs away quickly
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I'm 24.

Yeah, I look older because I'm a big hunk of sexy MAN! Not a little boy.
*and stress, school, living with family, mumble mumble*.........:(

I get those same remarks about my age irl too.


Actually, everyone I know says I look much older than I really am. Don't know WHY. Just how things are.
Also, those pictures were taken nearly 20lbs ago. None of my f**king clothes fit anymore as I'm much slimmer now.


Ah, goddamit,.....AND you guys probably wonder why I'm such a cranky asshole all the time. :frown:

All I wanted was a compliment....*just one*. :(
 
So this is the man, the man that gets off to dragons. *Slow clap* Well done, you've led us right to you.
 
New pics of me without my braces...

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MOAR COOKIE!
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I did this on purpose... just so you know...
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My camera's flash kept making me blink, so out of 30 pictures of my eyes half closed, this was the best... D:
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You lucky b/tard!!!! I wish I could have my braces off. I love the third pic, btw!!!!!!11111
 
Saturos said:
Holy shit bro. You actually do look like some kind of Van Halen era rocker! I bet if you just grew your hair out a little longer.....well, good job! :)
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Well, I just try to grow my hair longer cause it's a lot more fun to watch a drummer if his hair is flying around in a mop when he does the windmill, or the wave, which is what i plan to do as soon as I hit that stage. :p

Good job on what, btw? Is my hair awesome, or did I do a good job taking care of my teeth?

And if it's both.. Awesome. :D
 
Van_Halen said:
Good job on what, btw? Is my hair awesome, or did I do a good job taking care of my teeth?

And if it's both.. Awesome. :D
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I meant good job on meeting my expectations. Your pretty close to the image I had in mind. :>
 
have you ever heard these:

A.F.U.
Source of Infection
Amsterdam
Poundcake (Live version for Right here Right Now)
Judgment Day
5150
get Up
Runaround
Humans Being
Black & Blue (Very melodic, and amazing song)
I'm The One
Feel Your love Tonight
Little Dreamer
On Fire
Outta love Again
D.O.A.
and Little Guitars?

Most of those are from the Sammy Era, and are EXTREMELY underrated, and the others are from the first few Van Halen Records. 1984 and Women And Children First (Albums) are overrated pieces of shit.

If you haven't heard Black & blue, that is the one I suggest looking up, along with D.O.A. and On Fire.

Ignore the others, those are the best. Not just in my opinion, but in many.

Saturos said:
I meant good job on meeting my expectations. Your pretty close to the image I had in mind. :>
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I'll take that as a good thing. ;)
 
Van Halen and Guns and Roses are the epitome of bad, overrated 80's music.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Van Halen and Guns and Roses are the epitome of bad, overrated 80's music.
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I hope this will change your mind. (You're right about G&R though.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzq17F-b9AU

Btw, this is the last I will spam this topic. Sorry, mods. ^^

Oh, and if you watched the video, click on the one where Eddie's wearing a striped shirt. That's the best performance I've seen them do.
 
Jesus **** Saturos, I thought you were younger than me.
 
Jintor said:
Jesus **** Saturos, I thought you were younger than me.
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Don't you guys ever look at people's profile's around here? :p

I'm 24!

Why'd you think I was younger? :|

zombieturtle01 said:
So this is the man, the man that gets off to dragons. *Slow clap* Well done, you've led us right to you.
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What's that supposed to mean? Should I be worried for some reason? You still don't know my real name, or my exact location. Hell, I might not even be in Florida for all you know! ;)

Well, ok. Here's my real location. I'm posted in a top secret fortress owned by a organization poised for world domination.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
It has not changed my mind, I am sorry Van_Halen. All of their songs are so similar, especially their guitar riffs or whatever they are called.

Maybe this will change your mind. ;)
*snip*
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Oh, but that isn't van halen, that's david lee roth. different thing. Without Van halen, David is just a talentless buffoon without a good band. WITH Van Halen, however, he's a talentless buffoon WITH a good band. That's the difference. :D
 
VirusType2 said:
Saturos is a relatively handsome 42 year old man wearing children's clothes.
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Oh, just wanted to point out that the back of the shirt shows the blue dragon getting partially disembowled. Hardly a child's shirt tbh.

Also, I'd like to get a black double-breasted pin-stripe suit and top hat one day for times I need to look professional and not be required to be in NAVY uniform.
 
You don't want a top hat. That's weird and scary.

You don't look right in a T-shirt with graphics. You belong in a shirt with a collar. A long sleeve button up would be right.

That's just my opinion.

You are used to yourself and used to your dress code. You should go to a clothing store and try something different and see how it looks in the mirrors there. That's my suggestion.
 
Saturos said:
Also, I'd like to get a black double-breasted pin-stripe suit and top hat one day for times I need to look professional
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Something about that doesn't exactly scream professional...
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Something about that doesn't exactly scream professional...
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Well ok, "formal" events. Like parties. I also meant something more along the lines of a derby, not "top-hat".

So, what about a solid-white double-breasted suit or solid-black for professional attire? (minus the hat)

I like "double-breasted" suits though. Looks powerful and confident.
 
Double breasted suits are nice, but it really depends, because double breasted looks more like a coat, where single breast looks more casual. I'd stick with black whatever you choose, don't go for anything over the top.
 
VirusType2 said:
Modern suit.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=modern suit&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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I'm not as much into modern fashion for formal attire. (Not professional)

VirusType2 said:
You don't look right in a T-shirt with graphics. You belong in a shirt with a collar. A long sleeve button up would be right.
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I don't give a shit what people think about my dragon shirt(s) when I'm casual. That's when I'm in my "I don't care to impress so I'll wear what I like most" mood.
Besides, ever try wearing long sleeve collared shirts around here in the heat? No fun, so I don't wear 'em when it's hot and I don't have to.
Plus, I sweat way too much, that's why I stick to black short-sleeved for casual. Every other color shows when I sweat.

Also, although I did mean "derby" earlier, "tophats" are still cool. What yours and others idea of scary and weird is I think is cool tbh. I'm an eccentric fellow fs.

zombieturtle01 said:
Double breasted suits are nice, but it really depends, because double breasted looks more like a coat, where single breast looks more casual. I'd stick with black whatever you choose, don't go for anything over the top.
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Yeah, I'd look more like a pimp or something in solid white. :E

I do like the "overcoat" look of the double-breasted suits though.
 
Saturos said:
ever try wearing long sleeve collared shirts around here in the heat? No fun, so I don't wear 'em when it's hot and I don't have to.
Plus, I sweat way too much, that's why I stick to black short-sleeved for casual. Every other color shows when I sweat.

Also, although I did mean "derby" earlier, "tophats" are still cool. What yours and others idea of scary and weird is I think is cool tbh.
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Maybe a NAVY t-shirt then.

Derby hat would be way better than a top hat.
 
VirusType2 said:
Maybe a NAVY t-shirt then.

Derby hat would be way better than a top hat.
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I have a bunch of NAVY tees already and I do wear them often. I take pride in my service. :)


I still won't neglect my signature dragon shirt though just because everyone else might not like it. It helps me decide friends tbh. Those that can accept me for who I am. :thumbs:
(I have several of the same one's only.)

and yes, derbys are cool. I need to get one for a matching suit fs.
 
It makes me laugh, though. I probably would laugh at you in real life if I saw you.
 
Well if you just like laughing at people KA, lets see how YOU look!
 
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