Do you adjust your cock?

Do you ?

  • Yes, i need adjustments

    Votes: 81 77.1%
  • No, it all sits perfectly.

    Votes: 24 22.9%

  • Total voters
    105

Mr-Fusion

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Do you adjust your cock and balls position while in public?

I don't.
 
Cock and balls? You can have both? Geez, why hasn't anyone ever told me that? I picked balls and I now regret my decision.
 
aka. the "Are you an Italian male?" poll.
 
Let me tell you, it takes years of practice to be able to readjust your junk in public without looking like you're playing pocket pool, but damn is it worth it.
 
Well, sometimes I'll have put on my pants in a rush and then I might have to adjust something, I guess :p
 
I do it quite alot in private, especially in bed, but in public only every so often, and very subtly (or so I'd like to think).
 
It's better than trying to walk it off.

Adjust your junk proudly.
 
I don't exactly have the balls to do that in public..

*punintended*
 
This is what pockets are for

But only in 'emergencies', otherwise I'll just walk it off like Absinthe
 
I just do a little belly dance until it all settles comfortably.

*struggles to understand the "why"*

You'll just never understand.
 
Etiquette is a blissful behavioural scheme for morality. I don't adjust myself in public. If i have a shocker, i turn from whome i am talking to and adjust my belt and see if i can get myself free. if not, i excuse myself and go to the little boys room lol. I'd never adjust myself in company, unless i felt comfortable that i wouldn't offend anyone and the atmosphere was really, really relaxed. Like leavers relaxed lol
 
I always dress to the right. I have never had a problem because gravity does all the hard work for me.
 
depends what situation im in. If im in a large group i usually just take a step back or two, look around as if im not a part of the discussion anymore...kind of swing my leg as if im boored, look behind me a lil bit, turn my body around as if im just wondering around...QUICK ADJUST:..look back, take position in group again, and start talking.
 
Sick. I'd never do that in public. Think of the children!
Ask them to do it for you.

Obvious.
 
I pull on my pant legs, which usually helps. If that doesn't work I become bewildered.
 
They dont sit perfectly but i dont adjust them.

Unless like toilet
 
the old turn back to people do the quick scoop and lift to the left maneuver ..which can be increasingly difficult the less flaccid it is


oh and never the testes, they're always fine ..it's the sea bass of love who keeps flopping around like a fish out of water
 
Since I don't know the answer to this question, chances are I don't care, and if I'm uncomfortable, I will do something about it, regardless of what someone sees or thinks.

What are they going to think? "OH MY GOD HE HAS A MASCULINE MEMBER, AND HE JUST ADJUSTED IT. IN PUBLIC, WITH CLOTHES ON. WHAT A MONSTER"

My guess is I still try to not make it obvious, but I don't know for sure.
 
Harder to do when wearing boxer shorts but I can sometimes get away with it. They always give me wedgies >.<
(Woo first post for being 18! :p)
 
that's called pocket pool ..remind me never to shake your hand
 
I wonder what I'd pick between the two-

Cock: gives you something to stick into a woman

Balls: gives you testosterone

So it's either be girly with a dick or manly without.
 
I just turn away from the folk and do it, if my bits or whatever is getting in a bit of a pinch I'm not going to act ashamed or apologetic of my desire to rectify the source of discomfort.


Sucks when you got an itchy scrote though....that I just have to put up with. :imu:
 
I do it quite alot in private, especially in bed, but in public only every so often, and very subtly (or so I'd like to think).

That, dear boy, is called masturbation.

I, too, adjust them in public. I don't care if they see or not. What is the point of having movable junk that can land in uncomfortable, awkward positions at various times of the day. It isn't like they haven't seen that before.

However, if I manage to get a half mast going, that thing either gets rubbed out :naughty: or... something I won't say. :D
 
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