England v France outcome...

[Dedalus]

Oh there's only a wee bit of man-on-man bum-touching in football!

Don't you have to toss the referee's salad after you get a red card in soccer anyway? I know you at least have to touch his penis.

that's only prison football, which is what zidane should be playing next season :angry:

 

[PvtRyan]

The stadium is fien, we have 5000 policeman there.

I just rofl when Zidane scored #2!!!!

Ah well.... you got pwned by Greece

*ducks for cover*

Come on Timmy, I win teh prize! If you say the match is X vs Y, and you say 1-2, then you mean 2 for Y! It's perfectly logical! Gimme teh prize!

 

[Shakermaker]

What an end to a terrific game! First to score a free kick like that, and then 90 secs later score a penalty, you're world class (or hors categorie like the french say). Go Zidane

EDIT kind of strange to write that considering the avatar I have ... oh well

 

[Adrien C]

So, what is next?

We should have this kind of threads when ever there is a match worth to talk about.

 

[Shakermaker]

We should have this kind of threads when ever there is a match worth to talk about.

The Netherlands against Germany. Its a classic.

 

[PvtRyan]

So, what is next?

We should have this kind of threads when ever there is a match worth to talk about.

Netherlands vs Germany! \o/

 

[Shakermaker]

Netherlands vs Germany! \o/

lol.

OK, I am saying 1-0

 

[Sprafa]

Ah well.... you got pwned by Greece

so waht?

I never expected to win

now England being pwned by France! that's cool!

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Come on Timmy, I win teh prize! If you say the match is X vs Y, and you say 1-2, then you mean 2 for Y! It's perfectly logical! Gimme teh prize!

nope, sorry. it's my prize and i award it as i see fit. if only you had said france in your post as well.. so close, yet, so far..

/me throws the prize in a trash can.. then urinates on the prize in the can.. and laughs smugly to himself..

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, just heard the news. Pwned

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

shhhh you! ;(

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well that was a disapointment. I can't imagine They will be too happy over by the stadium....and i don't mean the England fans. Think about all thise fans who were all excited about winning, and now have rapidly had that excitement turned into anger and disapointment.


But anyway...as the comentator said, we will just have to beat them in the final

 

[63]

so waht?

I never expected to win

now England being pwned by France! that's cool!

England always loses to France... Hasn't France not lost an opening game since 1960?

 

[Dedalus]

England always loses to France... Hasn't France not lost an opening game since 1960?

....

that's only the second or third time england have ever lost to france....ever...

 

[Lil' Timmy]

I can't imagine They will be too happy over by the stadium....and i don't mean the England fans. Think about all thise fans who were all excited about winning, and now have rapidly had that excitement turned into anger and disapointment.

huh? who would be dissapointed besides england fans?

 

[Sprafa]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13126779,00.html

lolz


ok, my mistake, it was a Mozilla error.

 

[63]

huh? who would be dissapointed besides england fans?

The Maintenance Team

 

[Dedalus]

well...after the disappointment of this game, we still have to beat croatia and switzerland. assuming france win both of those, england will end up qualifying second in the group, and end up facing spain in the quarter finals ;(

 

[Fat Tony!]

Haha im so glad i dont care two shits about football, although my house is really miserable now

 

[Lil' Timmy]

....

that's only the second or third time england have ever lost to france....ever...

actually it's 23-5-8 for england, according to this: http://servihoo.com/channels/kinews/v3news_details.php?id=44802&CategoryID=48

 

[Lil' Timmy]

well...after the disappointment of this game, we still have to beat croatia and switzerland. assuming france win both of those, england will end up qualifying second in the group, and end up facing spain in the quarter finals ;(

muahaha.. my plan is working perfectly!

 

[PvtRyan]

huh? who would be dissapointed besides england fans?

I think he means the poor people of Portugal who have to contain all the possible riots of drunk brits. They riot better than they play soccer

 

[Sprafa]

I think he means the poor people of Portugal who have to contain all the possible riots of drunk brits. They riot better than they play soccer

I've said we have nearly 5000 men in place. Anyone that tries will be gased to death.

And see the attach on my last post...

shit, I've edited it too low-res....

 

[Adrien C]

It was worse for the Italiand is the last euro Cup, they lost on the las 30 seconds. Best match I ever saw, I almost cried.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

gassed to death you say?


I smell a lawsuit...oh wait, thats just gas

/me dies :x Damn you portugal....Damn you, you dirty apes




Interestingly though....I don't think England have ever won an opening match to a euro cup game.

 

[Dedalus]

actually it's 23-5-8 for england, according to this: http://servihoo.com/channels/kinews/v3news_details.php?id=44802&CategoryID=48

yeah you're right. i must've been taking my knowledge from sky sports news (dodgy geezers...).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/euro_2004/3749117.stm

check out the 'as recognised by england' box...i think that's where sky were quoting from.


sprafa that link is just weird...the people at sky are drunk or upset or both or something....or their head of online news is french...

 

[sharp]

omfg, what a match !!

You englishmen are f*cking owned by a bunch of frenchies! Beckham fool!

already riots in the city?

 

[Dax]

I feel sorry for you Brits.
What a dissapointment.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

hey, at least you guys beat new zealand in cricket.. by four wickets in the final test!!

.. wtf is a 'wicket'...

/me resumes derisive laughter

 

[^Ben]

IM still sticking by that we wooped everyone up in curling!

And don't forget rugby that's a proper english game.

 

[Edcrab]

Just been drowning my sorrows... fortunately Stella is actually Belgian so I don't feel like a traitor.

Just... bah. BAH I SAY.

*goes to plant a beartrap on Gerrard's doorstep*

 

[Lil' Timmy]

i imagine a beartrap on the doorstep would be pretty hard to miss..

 

[Sui]

f**k!!! f**k!!! f**k!!! i was really getting exited tawards the end, then they HAD TO SCORE 2 GOALS IN 1 MINUTE DIDNT THEY??? arrr, damn those frog legs!!! they taste awful!!! the country is OK, but their damn frog legs are discusting... :flame: what are those chefs thinking???

 

[Edcrab]

i imagine a beartrap on the doorstep would be pretty hard to miss..

True, if the man can hit a ball f*cking backwards towards his own goal then he'd certainly have enough ability to spot several kilos of sharp metal. Better settle for throwing mud at him.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Or maybe if you try his shopping or something he can dive into the beartrap for you.

 

[mortiz]

omg, the English team are a bunch of muppets! What was with that pass in the last minute!

There's only one thing for it! Trash Portugal.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

There's only one thing for it! Trash Portugal.

i'm beginning to understand FLSs concern.. :|

 

[Edcrab]

Heh... I just hope the Portugese police don't hesitate to bash some heads in.

Remember people; they're not actually football fans, they're a bunch of bloody thugs using the beautiful game as an excuse for pointless violence. KILL 'EM ALL!

Well, let's hope we can pull something back. It's hardly the Apocalypse, but still, it would've been great to go in with a little finesse...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Thats not fair saying that though Edcrab...They aren't just thugs who aren't football fans. Its just one side of the English spirit. On the one side you have the reserved way about things and on the othere there is an impetuous ready to fight attitude. Its not a bad thing, but when the mob psyche(Something that exist in all humans) takes over they just get caught up in it and go crazy...If only it was broadway style with song and dance. That would be something for the tele. "England banned from the European cup as the fans break out in mass well choreographed dance, all over Lisbon."

I think also though, England has a reputation which isn't completely fair. There have been clashes that were instigated by fans from other countries which ended up with lots of England fans going wild. Its not the poos fault it hits the fan, its the unstopable force of gravity and the guy who was crouching over the rotating cooling device.

 

[Bad^Hat]

hey, at least you guys beat new zealand in cricket.. by four wickets in the final test!!

.. wtf is a 'wicket'...

/me resumes derisive laughter

I don't know if you noticed but we f***ing SUCK at cricket