hands above the sheets!

WaterMelon34 said:
I bet it's all fake. Just a bunch of Super Nerds living in a hole with a deck of cards and a computer. And internet.
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Actually, no. It's all true. Aren't you jealous? :)
Most of us actually have lives and significant others, yet we enjoy a good game of Counter-Strike and talking about ATi vs. nVidia. How crazy is that! :D
 
Classifying everyone who uses a gaming forum as no life losers is nieve :D
 
I'm not even going to start :D

:|

Never been caught whacking it or anything - just fairly awkward situations with girls n stuff :D

The worst one is the one Fat Tony knows about :|
 
I intentionally setup awkward situations when drunk so that there's something to talk about the next day.
 
haha i got a funyn situation, but its kinda backwards. i was spending the night at a friends house, and we were up in his room late at night, so we went downstairs to his computer to find his dad watching porn on the cpu! hahaha i dont think he noticed us, we went back upstairs
 
hahah dean funny, hey my dad is a man you know


*that was my dad that he saw..no joke hahahha
 
Once, after getting really drunk and high with two friends, we got down in my basement where we all sleeped (everyone had his own bed, myself had my hamac). Before going to sleep, I opened the TV (damn it's hard when drunk with all those buttons) and randomly zapped when I saw some good p0rn. I couldn't resist and I started to do it, alone. Not longer after, I just heard my friend starting to laugh his ass off, looking at me.
 
AntiAnto said:
Once, after getting really drunk and high with two friends, we got down in my basement where we all sleeped (everyone had his own bed, myself had my hamac). Before going to sleep, I opened the TV (damn it's hard when drunk with all those buttons) and randomly zapped when I saw some good p0rn. I couldn't resist and I started to do it, alone. Not longer after, I just heard my friend starting to laugh his ass off, looking at me.
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That's not funny or awkward, that's just ghey. :|
 
kirovman said:
I intentionally setup awkward situations when drunk so that there's something to talk about the next day.
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Oooooh, you're a character!
 
HunterSeeker said:
I have never been cought, I can lock my door.
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As can I, but I tend to do it before I go to sleep or when I am home alone.
 
Shamrock said:
As can I, but I tend to do it before I go to sleep or when I am home alone.
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Wow. You're Will Smith AND McCaulay Culkin.
 
God damn there is far too much badger gossip, badger fails to understand that spreading negative gossip about himself is stupid :D
 
burnzie said:
Aw badge... ahh well its his own stupid mess :D
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cmon now, it cant really be worse than some of the stuff that ive read already that other people have done. well, unless its like his parents caught him fondling the family pet. but i doubt its that bad, lets hear it i say. unless it brings back soem traumatic memories. in that case, sorry
 
The pill does rule, but so far, none of my g/fs have been old enough to get it without the parent *that I know of, I'm very dumb when it comes to important stuff like that :p*

me and my ex were gettin it on in my room....she said she was going to her friends house for a party and was gonna stay the night there. Well she and her parents are massive christians...*it was nuts* and she wasn't allowed at my appartment *being 19 and her 17...fun..*
Anyway, we are gettin into it, and the doorbell rings. I just think...**** that, I'm not gettin it. The door ****ing opens, and he yells from teh front door "GET OUT HERE, I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!! NOW!!" So she leaves in a HURRY and forgets 1/2 her clothes....that's when they threatened me with "Your an adult...don't forget that."

So after 3 months of not being able to talk/see her....In front of her parents, I handed her the underwear she forgot and was like "You forgot this when we were rudely inturrupted....God they were pissed.
 
I prefer the Catholic method of contraception...there's always the element of risk.
 
omg, never thought guys would be so open to each other ^^
Oh yeah my turn I guess then...Never had a painful situation like that myself. I did ran into my sister and brother in law when they ehr you know...I didn't stop laughing for 30 minutes (just my reaction to something creepy)
 
burnzie said:
Aw badge... ahh well its his own stupid mess :D
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NOT the stuff I told you about :p

That's not really awkward..

And Tony it's not really negative goss, theres nothing negative about me floating about :)

My awkward moment: Shagging a girl I'd know for 2 hours on a bathroom floor at a friends house ... the awkward moment came when I found out his parents had being trying to sleep in the room next door...

Eep :eek:
 
His? Just what kind of girl was this?

Jelena said:
omg, never thought guys would be so open to each other ^^
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You should hear the conversations we have when girls aren't around...
 
His referring to my friend, who's house it was.. it was his party.. this was some random girl :|
 
ComradeBadger said:
His referring to my friend, who's house it was.. it was his party.. this was some random girl :|
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The jig is up, now both you and Farrow and trying to cover up your secret admirations for the stronger sex :p
 
Jelena said:
omg, never thought guys would be so open to each other ^^
Oh yeah my turn I guess then...Never had a painful situation like that myself. I did ran into my sister and brother in law when they ehr you know...I didn't stop laughing for 30 minutes (just my reaction to something creepy)
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whoa. when quickly reading that i didnt catch that part where you said IN LAW. got kinda scared there for a second
 
my mum walke din AS i reached ma climax, needless to say the next bit was a very very messy not fun moment at all as i close videos zip penis accidently into zipper whilst feking ejaculation

the pain shock and horro was un bearable i told my mum to **** the hell off outa my room :p
 
don_johnson said:
whoa. when quickly reading that i didnt catch that part where you said IN LAW. got kinda scared there for a second
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I come from a crazy family, but not THAT crazy :p

Joims said:
my mum walke din AS i reached ma climax, needless to say the next bit was a very very messy not fun moment at all as i close videos zip penis accidently into zipper whilst feking ejaculation

the pain shock and horro was un bearable i told my mum to **** the hell off outa my room
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Hehe I always take care that my parents are gone or something and if they do walk in, I pretend I'm asleep or something, it only happened twice that I had to do that. Thank god that the zipper thing can never happen to me, sounds painful ^^
 
Joims said:
my mum walke din AS i reached ma climax, needless to say the next bit was a very very messy not fun moment at all as i close videos zip penis accidently into zipper whilst feking ejaculation

the pain shock and horro was un bearable i told my mum to **** the hell off outa my room :p
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Ouch AND :LOL:.
Unlucky.
 
this was a few years ago, but my girlfriend was grounded for the weekend. She called me, let's say on saturday, and told me her parents were out doing their things. She called around 11am and i was still basically asleep. I was able to drive at this point, so i drove on over there and parked down the road. I take a brisk jog up to her house and come in and go on up to her room. We start kissing and she backs off a tells me i stink, the night before i was up late helping a friend finish off his basement and never took a shower when i got home. So i strip and jump in the shower, near the end of my shower, she flings the door open and tells me her mom just drove up. So i grab my boxers and start to put my shorts on, and we hear the front door close. We both freeze, trying to figure out what to do. So me, being the clever lad that i am, open her bedroom window and sit half in half out on the ledge. I hear her mom climb the stairs and tap on the door and ask if she's awake. So i slip out the window and grab onto the brick ledge and hang from her 2nd floor window in my shorts. Her mom keeps talking to her and she keeps trying to answer them quickly to get her mom out. But then i heard the trunk pop...and then slam, and then i see her dad walking through the backyard to their shed carrying a bag of fertilizer. He puts it in the shed and as he turns around to exit there i am; shirtless and wet and hanging from his daughter's window ledge.
 
xcellerate said:
this was a few years ago, but my girlfriend was grounded for the weekend. She called me, let's say on saturday, and told me her parents were out doing their things. She called around 11am and i was still basically asleep. I was able to drive at this point, so i drove on over there and parked down the road. I take a brisk jog up to her house and come in and go on up to her room. We start kissing and she backs off a tells me i stink, the night before i was up late helping a friend finish off his basement and never took a shower when i got home. So i strip and jump in the shower, near the end of my shower, she flings the door open and tells me her mom just drove up. So i grab my boxers and start to put my shorts on, and we hear the front door close. We both freeze, trying to figure out what to do. So me, being the clever lad that i am, open her bedroom window and sit half in half out on the ledge. I hear her mom climb the stairs and tap on the door and ask if she's awake. So i slip out the window and grab onto the brick ledge and hang from her 2nd floor window in my shorts. Her mom keeps talking to her and she keeps trying to answer them quickly to get her mom out. But then i heard the trunk pop...and then slam, and then i see her dad walking through the backyard to their shed carrying a bag of fertilizer. He puts it in the shed and as he turns around to exit there i am; shirtless and wet and hanging from his daughter's window ledge.
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That is like something from a movie. HAHA. :LOL:
 
xcellerate said:
this was a few years ago, but my girlfriend was grounded for the weekend. She called me, let's say on saturday, and told me her parents were out doing their things. She called around 11am and i was still basically asleep. I was able to drive at this point, so i drove on over there and parked down the road. I take a brisk jog up to her house and come in and go on up to her room. We start kissing and she backs off a tells me i stink, the night before i was up late helping a friend finish off his basement and never took a shower when i got home. So i strip and jump in the shower, near the end of my shower, she flings the door open and tells me her mom just drove up. So i grab my boxers and start to put my shorts on, and we hear the front door close. We both freeze, trying to figure out what to do. So me, being the clever lad that i am, open her bedroom window and sit half in half out on the ledge. I hear her mom climb the stairs and tap on the door and ask if she's awake. So i slip out the window and grab onto the brick ledge and hang from her 2nd floor window in my shorts. Her mom keeps talking to her and she keeps trying to answer them quickly to get her mom out. But then i heard the trunk pop...and then slam, and then i see her dad walking through the backyard to their shed carrying a bag of fertilizer. He puts it in the shed and as he turns around to exit there i am; shirtless and wet and hanging from his daughter's window ledge.
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now that would not be a situation that i would want to be in. i mean, theres pretty much one way out. and thats down. i couldent see dad being too happy with you either :O

kinda reminds me of meet the parents
 
Me and my girlfriend were in this nice little hotel in Brugues/Belgium.

We were getting quite frisky in the bath, lots of foam there when a cute housekeeping girl entered the room. She yelled out 'Oh pardon' and left with a dustcloud. Next morning she had to wait our table during breakfast. Lol I never saw a brighter red face.. How she missed the splattering sounds and clothes all over the room I still cannot imagine...
 
RoyaleWithCheese said:
Me and my girlfriend were in this nice little hotel in Brugues/Belgium.

We were getting quite frisky in the bath, lots of foam there when a cute housekeeping girl entered the room. She yelled out 'Oh pardon' and left with a dustcloud. Next morning she had to wait our table during breakfast. Lol I never saw a brighter red face.. How she missed the splattering sounds and clothes all over the room I still cannot imagine...
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She could have done it on purpose you know ^^
 
Jelena said:
Thank god that the zipper thing can never happen to me, sounds painful ^^
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Watch "Theres Something About Mary"

That film has a pretty good demonstration of a worst case scenario... When I first saw it -and you'l know what part I mean when you see or if you've already seen it- I nearly collapsed. Then I laughed a lot :D
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Watch "Theres Something About Mary"

That film has a pretty good demonstration of a worst case scenario... When I first saw it -and you'l know what part I mean when you see or if you've already seen it- I nearly collapsed. Then I laughed a lot :D
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that was the almost the worst thing that can happen.

:LOL:
 
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