Head Crab Rotisserie style - A many people many post fan-fic

metrocop: *crys* i was *sob* only *sob* doing my job........
 
Geremy TIbbles: *sniff* i want Mr Brick! *sniff* i lost my house.


Just quoting, people!

otherwise replace Geremy Tibbles with metrocop, whatever you prefer.
 
whos Geremy TIbbles?

never heard of him..............
 
metrocop: *follows gabe newell and hits him and cuts him into 2238743 pieces*

all of the charectors are now covered with blood.
 
i like that number.


and it's my passwor......

better go change my password.........
 
This thread has atrophied to sh*t btw creamator we need some good modelers/mappers and u r awesome could u PM about the machinima?
 
At this point langsdon stepped on a mine attatched to a nuclear warhead.

As the primary explosicve charges compressed the spherical plutonium form collisions with stray neutrons and plutonium atoms became more and more common to the point where for every atom split, 2 or 3 neutrons from it's death would destroy 2 or 3 other atoms.

This reaction built into a firey furry, giving out an incredible amunt of energy when at the warhead's core the heat became so high that deuterium and tritium started to fuse to form helium 4.

At this point the amount of energy given out was so large that the warhead, and the surounding area exploded violently.

For miles around everything caught fire and colapsed... everyone died.



THE END
 
And that kids..Is the 1st tale of sam and kyle now get the F*ck out of my house!
 
Good job.
Adventures of Kyle and Sam, Nathan and Landgston will be edited and re-posted in FULL COLOR!
 
now make episode 2: adventures in heaven/afterlife/hell.
 
I am currently editing this thread and adding/deleting content so it should be ready for a machinima soon! any suggestions for adding content (we will be deleting borealis)
 
yes well, i will just continue the damn story just because i'm bored.

everyone: where the hell are we?

gman: you are in heaven/afterlife/hell whichever you prefer.
 
sam : oh my god, michael jackson's ghost says he's god
gman:go to hell!
*sam falls into the infinte skybox abyss*
sam:stupid gay mappers,hammer editor,screw you mappers!
ten minutes later-
sam:i think i have antlion food poisoning....OH MY GOD IM ON FIRE!
gman:BURN,SINNER!
 
bliink: This thread has turned into spam. We are banning marcopollo and closing this thread.
 
hurray!!!

Death to marcopollo!

wait, don't close this thread........ ;(












j/k
 
um
2: Spam
4: Personal attack
And I'd do it again damnit....please don't warn meh :LOL:
 
g-man laughs maniacly while sam screams in horror and pain and th others cower......

g-man: YOU SINNERS WILL BE PUNISHED!!!


woah, almost a week since last post....
 
we mourn it's death, 15357, but we have made something to fill it's place:
Head Crab R S- Machinima...
The threads in the Genral Half Life 2 forum... (plz Join)
 
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