HL2.net Comic: The Arena

[Sulkdodds]

This any better?

The massively detailed one is El Chi, by the way. And the little guy in the corners is a random nerd in the audience.

 

[Edcrab]

Sore loser?! A 650,000 raschuip Security droid got owned by a fuggin' sponge in a mechanised suit! A SPONGE, for crying out loud!

I could see exactly what was going on first time- more's the pity. Shading definitely helps distinguish 'em, mind...

 

[Recoil]

Yep, Skulk, much better

 

[el Chi]

Sore loser?! A 650,000 raschuip Security droid got owned by a fuggin' sponge in a mechanised suit! A SPONGE, for crying out loud!

I could see exactly what was going on first time- more's the pity. Shading definitely helps distinguish 'em, mind...

Hahaha! I laugh at your pitiful sore-losermanship. Hahaha!
Although, Sulkdodd's unpredictable at times, you could still win.

Fear my spongey wrath, you whiney metallic tit.​

 

[Ames]

Fear my spongey wrath, you whiney metallic tit.​

What a crappy color for ownage.

 

[Sui]

You think Sulk is good at drawing robots? wait till you see his dinosaurs. When he was young, Sulk was involved in a freak accident which left him iscolated and secluded from the ouside world in a specialist dinasaur toy shop, with only two pencils, half a rubber and ten billion peices of plain A4 paper. And, of course, a crate of dinosaur toys. That was the longest four years of his life, but when he was finally rescued, he could draw every sinlge dinosaur that ever existed like the back of his hand. He also learnt how to tie his shoelaces, but not very well.

 

[Ames]

You think Sulk is good at drawing robots? wait till you see his dinosaurs. When he was young, Sulk was involved in a freak accident which left him iscolated and secluded from the ouside world in a specialist dinasaur toy shop, with only two pencils, half a rubber and ten billion peices of plain A4 paper. And, of course, a crate of dinosaur toys. That was the longest four years of his life, but when he was finally rescued, he could draw every sinlge dinosaur that ever existed like the back of his hand. He also learnt how to tie his shoelaces, but not very well.

So that's why Sigmund Freud is spinning in his grave.

 

[Sui]

So that's why Sigmund Freud is spinning in his grave.

*laughs patronisingly*

oh, my poor misguided child... no, that is another story...

It all began in 1964, during the cold war... Sulkdodd's dad wa-

*Slapped by Sulkdodds*

Damnit, I've said too much :'(

 

[Datrix]

Wow!!! These are amazingly drawn and hilarious! :thumbs: Why didn't I ever come in this thread before? I am going to print these off, staple them together and fool my friends into thinking that its an authentic comic. (of course with all rights belonging to you, Sulkdodds )

 

[el Chi]

What a crappy color for ownage.

Yellow: The colour of pure, unadulterated evil.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yellow: The colour of pure, unadulterated evil.

And bulldozers.

...evil, then.

Origionally posted by Datrix

Wow!!!

Thanks! :cheers:

And damn you, Sui, you have said far too much!

 

[el Chi]

And bulldozers.

...evil, then.

Precisely! Would you let your daughter go out with a bulldozer? I think not.

 

[Edcrab]

In the words of the greatest mechanised combatant to ever fight metal with metal:

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH.

But bulldozers... you're right about the bulldozers. Crane's are family guys, but those 'dozers, those 'dozers are scum!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Bulldozers aren't evil...they're just misunderstood.

 

[Recoil]

Bulldozers aren't evil...they're just misunderstood.

What's the difference?! Slay'em we shall!

 

[el Chi]

In the words of the greatest mechanised combatant to ever fight metal with metal:

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH.

Daaaw, I wuv woo weeally. I also appear to have a speech impediment...

But bulldozers... you're right about the bulldozers. Crane's are family guys, but those 'dozers, those 'dozers are scum!

Yeah, I'd be cool with mydaughter marrying a crane. Ideally, I'd want her to be with a rich cement mixer, but we don't live in a perfect world.

Bulldozers aren't evil...they're just misunderstood.

You're living in a fantasy world, mate. Bulldozers are trouble makers, and they leech off the state.

 

[Edcrab]

They're always shovelling crap around, muckraking buggers that they are :flame: Trying to run tractors off the road, no respect for the elderly-

-wait, how the feck have we started discussing excavating equipment? First spatulas, now another threat to the sanctity of the Arena topic...

 

[el Chi]

They're always shovelling crap around, muckraking buggers that they are :flame: Trying to run tractors off the road, no respect for the elderly-

-wait, how the feck have we started discussing excavating equipment? First spatulas, now another threat to the sanctity of the Arena topic...

Muhahahahaaa!
Irrefutable proof that bulldozers and all things yellow are evil!

 

[Ames]

You have a yellow avatar.

oh snap.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You're living in a fantasy world, mate. Bulldozers are trouble makers, and they leech off the state.

But on Trisha today...

I think any sentence that starts with that, needs no content.

 

[el Chi]

Trisha for Prime Minister What a hilariously wonderful program.

 

[Hells Angel]

god i hate the program lol!

 

[Ti133700N]

I'm am the el Chi clone! But if you look closely at me you can see that I hide a surprise for you in by back...

 

[Hells Angel]

Oh yeah guys, i forgot to mention. At the moment im planning on making sulks halflife2.net arena comic into a modification for UT2K4. (with sulks approval) Due to me not being able to mod for Hl2. If anyone has any experience in anything to do with UT mod making, coding, texuturing, modeling, .ect then PM me or email me on my msn addy

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yep.

 

[el Chi]

I'm am the el Chi clone! But if you look closely at me you can see that I hide a surprise for you in by back...

Yeah, but I've got a spatula handy lest you try anything...

 

[Ti133700N]

You'd win if it was only my M4A1 against your spatula but I have something else! The Official Square SpongeBob Underwears!! Try to beat that!

 

[el Chi]

Damn you sir! I wanted the Patrick slippers for Christmas but my feet're too big


Christ, I'm pathetic.

 

[Tr0n]

Sooooo whens the next update?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Tomorrow morning. Penultimate page, folks.

Let me guess...inverted avatar week?

 

[Hazar]

pfft, mines always gonna be like this ;p

whee for updates

 

[Tr0n]

Tomorrow morning. Penultimate page, folks.

Let me guess...inverted avatar week?

Yep it's negative avatar week....so change that avatar!

 

[Sui]

Holy crap Sulk's spinning inverted avatar is scary...

INVASION OF THE FRUEDS

 

[Hazar]

looks like he's dead

btw, yours is scary too suicide

 

[Sui]

looks like he's dead

btw, yours is scary too suicide

It's Big Boss... of course he's frikkin' scary!!!

I'm using the same tactic as Abom... get a really intimidating avatar, then speak in short. Sharp. Sentences. Like this. And never use smileys. And always speak in a tone of voice that just makes others feels small and insignificant... Now go away, I'm going to chew on some rusty meal spikes. And enjoy it.

 

[Hazar]

Along with your typo's :E

erm... yeah.. back on topic....

MORE UPDATES PLZ. KTHXBYE

 

[Sui]

Along with your typo's :E

I ran that through a spell checker just now, and I only made three mistakes... that's better than usual, as I almost always have to edit my post and replace every third word... which is getting ridiculous. As you get more confident with typing, you type quicker, and make more mistakes. I'm just going to check everything in MS word before posting, from now on.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Arena Page 12!

I almost regret to inform you that this is the second last page. Almost.

Looks like Edcrab got the last laugh after all...well, sort of. There are no winners in war

I had half a mind to try and work in an evil bulldozer in there...

 

[Tr0n]

Arena Page 12!

I almost regret to inform you that this is the second last page. Almost.

Looks like Edcrab got the last laugh after all...well, sort of. There are no winners in war

I had half a mind to try and work in an evil bulldozer in there...

I <3 it.

 

[Ames]

Edcrab is a sore loser. yesyes.