How do YOU kiss?

put my dk in her mouth, thats how I kiss...........
 
Que-Ever said:
what the hell is a dk? [/sarcasm....]

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It seems this thread has gone far too long without my guidance. As you can see, it quickly degrades into pure human rubbish. Please review my previously posted propaganda. *Ahem* Well, guiding principles I should say. Just remember my lesson and you will save yourself from yourself. Have a nice day fellow forum members.
 
short recoil said:
madog, you talk like i used to.
Respect for self control.

Ah of course Short Recoil is amongst my kind! I thank you for your reassurance.
 
short recoil said:
i dunno, i've gotta sort myself out.
I've changed a fair bit recently.

Not changed... merely reprogrammed.

<taps a few buttons on an inconspicuous remote control in his hand.
 
short recoil's testosterone levels are so high that he's experiencing a second puberty.
 
OvA said:
short recoil's testosterone levels are so high that he's experiencing a second puberty.
My testosterone levels are so high that the vapour coming off my body makes men within 12 feet suddenly go into a roid rage, grow 18" biceps and have the sexual drive of hugh hefner on a cocktail of viagra, HGW, raw oyster and L3c
 
short recoil said:
My testosterone levels are so high that the vapour coming off my body makes men within 12 feet suddenly go into a roid rage, grow 18" biceps and have the sexual drive of hugh hefner on a cocktail of viagra, HGW, raw oyster and L3c

If I was`nt full of the fury equal to a gorilla stepping on a pin, i would have laughed at that.
 
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