How do you like your women/men?

[Stigmata]

Like my coffe... Bitter.

ha!

I like my girls slim. I'd like to be able to turn them upside down and slam them into a wall if i get angry you know.

Like, sexually?

 

[Rizzo]

Yeah why not.

 

[Stigmata]

Because the other way gets you in jail

 

[mocho loco]

I like big BUts and i cannot lie!!

 

[No Limit]

Because the other way gets you in jail

That's why you need women with self-esteem issues, they usually don't report abuse.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Along the lines of Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman, bad girls, that kinda thing

But a Butt is a Must of course

 

[Stigmata]

Doing a thin girl is like having sex with a bag of elbows.

 

[Pesmerga]

You'd know

 

[Stigmata]

I would know.

I got bruises, alright.

 

[Rizzo]

Ground up and in steaming hot water?

Yeah why not.

 

[Stigmata]

What's with everyone hating on regular hair on Vaginas?! Okay, if it's a fro, that's gross, but normal hair is best.
When they are shaved they look like little 5 year olds or some porn-star alien hybrid.

Skin-on-skin is far more preferable than pubes-on-pubes.

 

[Phobie]

I loves me some bald bajingo.

 

[MJ12]

All of you are pedos and porn alien vagina freaks.

 

[alpha incipiens]

Entirely shaved looks bad, imo. I prefer there to be a patch of hair/landing strip.

Curvy girls ftw

 

[Phobie]

I certainly am!

 

[Saturos]

That's why you need women with self-esteem issues, they usually don't report abuse.

Yeah, but they usually have bad hygeine.

 

[Qonfused]

Pubes don't matter anyways to me. I would never want to eat out a girl, never have and I don't plan on it.

Some people would call that "unfair", but it's like, you can have a sip of my coke-a-cola, but that doesn't mean I want a sip of your Zima. Got it? GOOD!

Are you comparing your penis to a can of coke?

 

[MJ12]

Are you comparing your penis to a can of coke?

Absolutely, it's metallic, red, and pours out brown sweet fluid.

The post was a jest.

 

[alpha incipiens]

Pubes don't matter anyways to me. I would never want to eat out a girl, never have and I don't plan on it.

Some people would call that "unfair", but it's like, you can have a sip of my coke-a-cola, but that doesn't mean I want a sip of your Zima. Got it? GOOD!

Good luck getting a blowjob more than once when you refuse to repay the favour

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, but they usually have bad hygeine.

That means you aren't doing your job, remember, they won't report abuse .

 

[Stigmata]

Pubes don't matter anyways to me. I would never want to eat out a girl, never have and I don't plan on it.

Some people would call that "unfair", but it's like, you can have a sip of my coke-a-cola, but that doesn't mean I want a sip of your Zima. Got it? GOOD!

You're missing out, man.

 

[Saturos]

That means you aren't doing your job, remember, they won't report abuse .

Not unless they've been raped before. I knew a girl with low self-esteem/bad hygiene in that situation before, and she was extremely paranoid.

 

[No Limit]

Not unless they've been raped before. I knew a girl with low self-esteem/bad hygiene in that situation before, and she was extremely paranoid.

Well I was just kidding, didn't really need to hear that depressing ass story.

 

[Qonfused]

Well that turned ugly fast.

 

[Saturos]

Well I was just kidding, didn't really need to hear that depressing ass story.

Nah, don't worry about it.

When she told me this story though, I was so mad I'd could kill the dick and throw his body in a dumpster somewhere.

Oh well. Didn't mean to throw a damper on everyone's party here.

 

[Dog--]

Neither of those women you posted are athletically built, especially the second fake bitch.

I officially hereby decree that zombieturtule01 has completely zero taste in any kind of women. Period.

 

[Rizzo]

You're missing out, man.

Yeah it's actually kind of nice. And favors get repayed.

 

[Pesmerga]

Depressing ass-story moar liek amirite.

Also ZT is completely right when he says that the pics Dogg posted aren't athletic at all. They're attractive but not athletic.

 

[CptStern]

How do you like your women/men?

smelling of embalming fluid

 

[L3N!N]

A slender woman, with an hourglass figure and a nice face.

 

[Phobie]

Good luck getting a blowjob more than once when you refuse to repay the favour

This logic is very wrong. Just sayin'.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

smelling Of Embalming Fluid

Dear God :|

 

[Pesmerga]

Phobie, just because you hand out blow jobs like flyers doesn't mean every girl does.

 

[Phobie]

Naw Peshy, I just don't particularly like RECEIVING. The amount of blowjobs I give isn't in question. I think saying that a chick won't blow you if you won't return the favour is stupid.

 

[alpha incipiens]

This logic is very wrong. Just sayin'.

Well I'm not saying that girls don't enjoy giving blowjobs; my girlfriend loves giving them. But she'd definitely be pissed with me if I didn't go down on her in return.

 

[Phobie]

If you really didn't like it, and you didn't want to do it, if she loved you then she wouldn't make you do it.

Amirite?

 

[Dog--]

No your wrong, females are created for men for sexual pleasures, and that's all, now make me a cake.

 

[alpha incipiens]

urrite. In my girlfriend's case, at least.
Can't speak for every girl ever, though.

 

[Pesmerga]

What is lovee

baby don't

 

[Stigmata]

If you really didn't like it, and you didn't want to do it, if she loved you then she wouldn't make you do it.

Amirite?

urrite.

Phobie, just because you hand out blow jobs like flyers doesn't mean every girl does.

gtfo.