How do you like your women/men?

[Raziaar]

a blowjob and a hummer at the same time = awesome

Wouldn't the guy have to have a second penis for that to work?

 

[CptStern]

damn virginal amateurs

hummer:

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Plus you can really tell a lot about a girl by her smile!

Totally.

 

[lePobz]

I love women.

 

[Phobie]

lePobz where have you been all my life? Or just...recently?

 

[PvtRyan]

I like my women with an average amount of weight, the weight that a woman should have. Unfortunately men might consider this chub, but I generally do not find stick thin women to be attractive. When I think of the weight a woman should have I often think of Greek sculptures of women or Renaissance paintings of the female anatomy. Very Natural and healthy body weight.
The poll should have been more diverse in body types.

As for men, I am much more picky.

I'm not sure how renaissance weight is "natural". If by natural you mean the environment man lived in before civilization, then you'll find that women were probably quite athletic, certainly not hambeasts. Being a Rubens women then was just as much as part of fashion as is being ultra thin now, and certainly isn't natural. And why is being a stickfigure the only alternative to being, err... "chubby"? You can be thin without being a stickfigure.

This really seems like something that would be on some creepy 45 year old's myspace profile.

I agree with you, just the way it was said makes it sound that way lol.

Still less creepy than saying "you can tell a lot about a girl by hacking her PC".

 

[lePobz]

lePobz where have you been all my life? Or just...recently?

I work too much, but a bank holiday is upon us

 

[Phobie]

I missed you(r avatar). Happy bank holiday!

 

[Raziaar]

damn virginal amateurs

Okay, I knew what a hummer was... but I wasn't thinking 'balls'. I was just thinking the blowjob aspect with the added vibrations.

So don't be a dick.

 

[Pesmerga]

lePobz.

the man.

the myth.

the legend.

 

[Phobie]

I like my men so nerdy that they only way they can even conceive of responding to "I love you" is "I know."

This ever happened to you? Feels bad man.

 

[CyberPitz]

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[lePobz]

5 lies in a row. Is your mother proud of you, pitz?

 

[Phobie]

Pitz I love you. That was so annoying but made me giggle.

 

[CyberPitz]

5 lies in a row. Is your mother proud of you, pitz?

She is, since I shoved my dick up her ass last night.

 

[Krynn72]

hotlink owned.

mmmm nude fat women.

 

[Krynn72]

The best way to respond to "I love you" is "me too." I once heard my friend on the phone say "I do to you too" when talking to his girlfriend and I lol'd

 

[Raziaar]

I love me too baby. I'm ****ing fantastic!

 

[Phobie]

idontthinkyougotthereference;_;

I don't think I did either then!

But I love you Toastie.

 

[CyberPitz]

Link fixed for masturbation.

 

[VirusType2]

You needed like 6000 more warnings on that. My eyes.

 

[VirusType2]

Okay, I knew what a hummer was... but I wasn't thinking 'balls'. I was just thinking the blowjob aspect with the added vibrations.

So don't be a dick.

Actually got a hummer before. I was like 19. I learned it from a rap song, "The Worlds Biggest Dick" by Niggaz With Attitudes (N.W.A.). So I told my girlfriend to do it.

The intro to the song, a sexy young lady says, "Lesson 1. Gently place the balls into the mouth, and... huuuummmmmmmmm."


EDIT - have to say, it feels really nice.

 

[Phobie]

YOU DICK.

I hate you.

 

[VirusType2]

you Dick.

I Hate You.

</3

 

[Krynn72]

Phobie was Virus' old girlfriend lol

 

[VirusType2]

Really? I should have been informed.

 

[Vegeta897]

You were drunk the entire 4 minutes.

 

[MJ12]

Shazammmm!

 

[Barnz]

Shodan was Virus' old girlfriend lol

Fixed.

 

[VirusType2]

Well shit, it's a good thing we didn't go to Las Vegas.

 

[Phobie]

VT2 knows I love him so I don't have to tell him.


dick.

 

[VirusType2]

*dives on top of Phobie for the hug

 

[Shinobi]

well fat, but not like FAT..


like a nice ass

 

[Kula Meenur]

Asshat? I agree!

 

[Shift]

No thanks on the skinny girls, hate the walking bags of bones. Also, blonde girls seem to automatically send me the other way, unless they are like absolutely incredible. But other than that, Atheletic, normal, in some ways its more attractive if they have a bit of meat on them as people have said before, but when analysing a girl, its the face that always makes the first impression with me, beautiful but hugely cute, and personality blah blah.

 

[MJ12]

And white blood cell count.

 

[Shift]

And diameter of big toe nail.

 

[VirusType2]

I've always had a huge thing for light blonde or light brown hair. And by huge thing, I mean penis.

 

[Saturos]

My poll needs to be re-written so that it says every one of you who voted "slim and muscular" are a bunch of liars.

You know you all want morbidly obese women and/or four-legged fun.

 

[Mech Man]

Lol, I dunno if you are joking, but he really is. Notorious for being a jerk.

I remember his most recent jerkism was when he was staring on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and he made the producers completely redo the episode because he thought they didn't draw him muscular enough.

What a dickass.