How do you like your women/men?

[lefty]

I bet I could show you.

o_o
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O

 

[Pesmerga]

ZT just wants to let you know he loves you- don't feel bad if he sucks you off every night.

 

[lefty]

Oh, I wouldn't feel bad about that.

 

[Vegeta897]

Because ZT chooses to be a whore.

 

[MJ12]

Pesh you are ruining the mood, I was trying to be sly and seductive about it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have a boner.

 

[lefty]

Pesh is about as seductive as a roof-*snore*

 

[kineaesth]

Oh hi, what's happening in this thread? Who, me? Oh! You last saw me at the second post here.

 

[highlander]

I like my women like I like my coffee.


White!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I hate you Highlander.

 

[lefty]

Highlander is darker than a dark person's dark places.

 

[Dog--]

I like my women like I like my joe. Sloppy!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

How is Joe?

 

[lefty]

rrrrraw, and wrrrriggling.

 

[Raziaar]

I like my women to have two of the same kind of sex chromosome.

Everything else is optional.

 

[Phobie]

Get down on the floor, bitch. Lemme put my cock in your mouth so I don't have to listen to you speak. No, don't look at me. Are you done? That sucked, you ****ing bit me, why the **** do you have teeth in your mouth? Go make me a ****ing sandwhich.

Hot.

Blowjobs aren't demeaning, if I was going to say they were anything I'd say they're empowering. But they're just blowjobs. That's like saying eating a girl out is demeaning to men, which I don't think they are. Oral sex is a nomal part of a...normal sex life.


GO EAT A DICK!

 

[lefty]

Hot.

Blowjobs aren't demeaning, if I was going to say they were anything I'd say they're empowering. But they're just blowjobs. That's like saying eating a girl out is demeaning to men, which I don't think they are. Oral sex is a nomal part of a...normal sex life.


GO EAT A DICK!

I like giving, but I don't like recieving because it makes me feel... I don't know, selfish or something. Maybe I should just man up and eat a dick.

 

[Dog--]

Deja Vu, either that or you've said you should eat a dick in the past.. I recall Vegeta either posting that or coming in with a witty remark.. Maybe it's not correct. GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM BLACK ****ING CAT!

 

[Krynn72]

A goddess.

 

[lefty]

She could, uh... vault my pole anytime.

 

[Dog--]

Wouldn't it be more satisfying to **** her, lefty?

 

[lefty]

maybe. But we could have a little fun beforehand, could we not?

 

[Phobie]

I think everyone should eat a dick.

Lefty you're a silly goose, tell some chick to eat a dick and see what they do. They might eat your dick.

[edit] inb4 "Phobie go eat a dick!"

 

[Pesmerga]

"Phobie go eat a dick!"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I think everyone should eat a dick.

Lefty you're a silly goose, tell some chick to eat a dick and see what they do. They might eat your dick.

[edit] inb4 "Phobie go eat a dick!"

I respect you too much as a female to say eat a dick. So eat a banana sandvich.

 

[highlander]

Highlander is darker than a dark person's dark places.

yo nigguh yo insultin' meh wif fancee wurdz n shit?


I'm so white...is I was anymore whiter, I'd be see through

 

[Vegeta897]

Oral sex is a nomal part of a...normal sex life.

Your mom is a part of a normal sex life.

OH

 

[Phobie]

My mum's dead.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

So...she's available?

 

[highlander]

My mum's dead.

So she won't say no.

 

[Skaadi]

I'm not really all that worried about body type, I think its mostly the face and personality that does it for me. Like. physically, a person could be epically beautiful, but if I can see that they're overly vain or egotistical, stuff like that, then all of a sudden they turn into an ugly mofo. However I tend to admire gentle features in a guy. Pale, doe eyed etc etc

 

[Kula Meenur]

My woman is slightly athletic, how i like her. Then again, i would like her no matter what she looks like.


I'm a good man, amirte?

 

[McGooTheWise]

Yum.

 

[CptStern]

double yum

a blowjob and a hummer at the same time = awesome

 

[Kula Meenur]

...err....Sterno? What?

 

[lefty]

I'm not really all that worried about body type, I think its mostly the face and personality that does it for me. Like. physically, a person could be epically beautiful, but if I can see that they're overly vain or egotistical, stuff like that, then all of a sudden they turn into an ugly mofo. However I tend to admire gentle features in a guy. Pale, doe eyed etc etc

incapacitated, in handcuffs, bleeding, etc etc

 

[Phobie]

Yes plz?

 

[lefty]

I'm used to it, you can poke my dough eyes. I mean doe eyes.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Overly skinny is not something I enjoy, I strongly agree with ZT on his view on women, the sculptures he posted a few pages back are good examples of great bodies. I cant stand alot of pubic hair though, just a small strip is good

 

[phantomdesign]

Ever since I started to just "chill the **** out" and have fun, I've been getting dates with a lot more women . . . and it's fascinating how a lot of the super-"attractive" (in the hollywood sense) girls are reallllllly boring! Probably the #1 attractive "physical" quality in a girl is her smile!

Plus you can really tell a lot about a girl by her smile!