How do you like your women/men?

Which "build" do you prefer on a possible mate?

  • Skinny (Like, "This chick/dude needs to eat a plate of spaghetti" skinny.

    Votes: 5 7.0%

  • Fat (wideload, stretchy pants, thunder thighs)

    Votes: 5 7.0%

  • Muscular (very muscular. Like "Ah-nuld" muscular)

    Votes: 1 1.4%

  • Slim, slighty muscular ( a.k.a athletic)

    Votes: 54 76.1%

  • Neither. I like four-legged creatures.

    Votes: 6 8.5%
  • Total voters
    71
Hey **** you Pesmerga, be more of a dick, please.
 
ok you three stop dick fencing and get back to the topic at hand


How do you like your women/men?
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of the equine variety



neiiiiiiiigh
 
At least there's not an ocean between me and my interests.
 
CptStern said:
of the equine variety



neiiiiiiiigh
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why, you have hooves? ..........what are you doing friday night? ..btw are you allergic to embalming fluid?
 
Big boobs are massively overrated, I hate them, but always seem to get girls with them. More cushion for the pushin' is a lie (It's more cushion in the way & WTF do I do with this crap?)

Athletic is perfect & "skinny" but slightly curvy is a good second best.

Really skinny is just uncomfortable, for example this girl, went on a date with her (dinner then dancing) and just trying to hold her hand I couldn't find anything "comfortable." That's just too skinny.
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zombieturtle01 said:
How real women look-

This is the perfect body weight ratio for women IMO. Unfortunately you don't see a ton of it today, but when I do, those women look beautiful. So instead, I will use my example in it's purest form, art-

Contains Nude Art.






Love ya Dali.



Sexiness.
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I agree wholeheartedly. The sad thing is that women who have this kind of body are made to think that they aren't attractive in today's society. I've known women who can look at a photoshopped picture of a model, acknowledge that it's airbrushed to hell and back, and yet still think that they should look like it. Depressing shit.

That said, a girl who looks like that and loves her body is amazing. :D
 
Well there wasnt an average looking option :( but i added a pic here, tho dont ask for body pics, she WILL murder me for that... :) the perfect girl hehe
 

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lol, beerdude go to page one, and look at my post.
 
Dog-- said:
No your wrong, females are created for men for sexual pleasures, and that's all, now make me a cake.
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I too recieve sexual pleasure from cake.

I love vintage porn. You know why? Because ladies from late-1800's and early 1900's were damn smokin'.
 
I perfer my women with that latina look. You know, a nice dark complection, not fat, and good curly hair. It's hard to describe if you don't live in America, or seen what they look like. It's like heaven! :D

Also, there isn't an option for it in the poll. D:
 
Phobie said:
Naw Peshy, I just don't particularly like RECEIVING. The amount of blowjobs I give isn't in question. I think saying that a chick won't blow you if you won't return the favour is stupid.
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I think blowjobs are demeaning towards women. That's just me, though.


then again, I think some bitches deserve to suck a dick, yanowutamsayin
 
Darkside55 said:
Bless your heart.


Stern why're you cutting into my centaurs? I just said nobody else'd take them and now you're trying to give them options.


THIS IS WHY THE BEES ARE DISAPPEARING

YOU ARE RUINING THE FOOD ECONOMY WITH YOUR BEE COFFEE
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Oh, how I have missed you.
 
lefty said:
I think blowjobs are demeaning towards women.
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Didn't know you had a vagina, Lefty. Now that we have established you are a woman, can you oplease tell me where the secret all girl forum is? You know, the one where they post nekkid pictures o-

...Thats this forum, right?
 
Van_Halen said:
Didn't know you had a vagina, Lefty. Now that we have established you are a woman, can you oplease tell me where the secret all girl forum is? You know, the one where they post nekkid pictures o-

...Thats this forum, right?
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Get down on the floor, bitch. Lemme put my cock in your mouth so I don't have to listen to you speak. No, don't look at me. Are you done? That sucked, you ****ing bit me, why the **** do you have teeth in your mouth? Go make me a ****ing sandwhich.
 
I'm so stubborn with those vaginas. No way can they persuade me.


I mean, I like blowjobs, but I feel guilty.
 
It's only demeaning if they lick your asshole as you call them a whore and then tell them they look like shit today, and tell them to get in the ****ing kitchen where they belong.

On the other hand, you don't have to act like that about it. Just substitute bitch and whore with sweetheart and baby.
 
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