I may have testicular cancer

Don't worry man, whatever happens, everything will be alright. <3
 
Cavalry said:
Know how much of a dumbass ****tard you are? The mans gotten a problem and all you can do is crack jokes. Your a ****ing moron.

Seriously Piggy, hope everythings ok!
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Yeah, it's a real kick in the balls.
 
Hey, don't worry, I'm sure it's gonna be alright :thumbs:
 
No Limit said:
Cancer at 19? Maybe it's not cancer at all, maybe you've been ****ing some dirty women.

Good luck.
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Well I had cancer at 9 so..

But anyway, good luck Piggy, let us know what the good doctor says. And even if the worst should happen, look at me, I've had to deal with my issue for 7 years until it was finally gone, and here I am wasting my time trying to bring some comfort to a complete stranger. Life goes on <3
 
Don't know if it's true, but I've heard before that too many orgasms can collaspe a testicle and cause swelling. Hopefully that's all it is.

"Blue balls" is what I've heard it called before, but I don't know the correct medical term for it.

*But how embarrassing if this turns out to be all that's wrong* :eek:
 
How would that be embarrassing?

"I'm sorry sir, you've had too much sex."
 
GreatBlackthorn said:
How would that be embarrassing?

"I'm sorry sir, you've had too much sex."
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That may not be the whole truth for some people though. Luckily for Piggy though, nobody here knows the truth on whether or not that sperm landed, nor will the doctors. They probably would just say he had too many orgasms or something.
 
If it is cancer (which I severely hope it isn't) one of the main things you need to recover is a good sense of humour and optimism and you certainly have both of those.

All my thoughts are with you. <3
 
Reginald said:
If it is cancer (which I severely hope it isn't) one of the main things you need to recover is a good sense of humour and optimism and you certainly have both of those.

All my thoughts are with you. <3
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^This.

Good luck Piggy.
 
All sympathy from me, :cheese:


And dont wear any socks, everything is unfatomably awesome when you dont wear socks
 
Try not to worry too much, the possibility exists of it being a benign cyst type thing. Even if it is cancer, testicular cancer is very treatable. Don't forget to let us know how the appointment goes. There's actually a variety of conditions that can cause pain and lumps in that area -- in fact I thought I heard testicular cancer was usually a painless lump on the mid part of the testicle. Don't start calling it a doomsday scenario yet.
 
Atomic_Piggy said:
Shit. Oh shit. It started several weeks ago when I began to experience a dull ache in my balls. I figured it must be blue balls or something like that, but it persisted. At the same time, fluid began to build up in my scrotum. I had trouble sleeping. I thought to myself, something very ****ing odd is happening here. So I checked my balls.

One of them has a lump on.

I am seeing the doctor tomorrow morning. ****ing hell. ****! Why me? Why now? My life is going so well. Everything is just going along perfectly. Why the **** do I have to suffer from this shit? What the **** have I done?

Jesus Christ. According to my own research, testicular cancer is one of the easiest to cure, particular at the earliest stage. But by God. I could be rendered infertile if it has spread to both testicles. And God above, if it is too late, I could have to have chemotherapy, all kinds of shit. My life is ****ed. ****ed. I expected this kind of thing when I was 70, not 19.

I feel so alone right now. It's like my life was going too well, and someone decided to through in something to make it more difficult. I dunno.

And on the first day back to school as well.
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shit man...go check yourself immediately. best of luck
 
BHC said:
Try not to worry too much, the possibility exists of it being a benign cyst type thing. Even if it is cancer, testicular cancer is very treatable. Don't forget to let us know how the appointment goes. There's actually a variety of conditions that can cause pain and lumps in that area -- in fact I thought I heard testicular cancer was usually a painless lump on the mid part of the testicle. Don't start calling it a doomsday scenario yet.
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Yes, wait for the doctor to tell you whats up. Best of luck though man.
 
Hopefully your doctor is hot female who prefers not to use gloves and insists on very thorough examination.
 
Dude, I thought I had the same thing
It turned out to be nothing
I thought I had a lump, but I didn't
I went to a doctor, just incase
They found nothing
And she said it's rare for kids my age having it
So it's rare for you also
Hopefully it's nothing and everything is fine
 
Dog-- said:
Worst place to get cancer.
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It really isn't D:

Good luck for your consult today Piggy, I hope it's not serious, it really shouldn't be. It's a good thing you checked and found the lump, the earlier the better with testicular cancer, it's extremely treatable. Alot of blokes who get it, and need it removed function absolutely fine firing on 1 cylinder only.

I hope all goes well.
 
Stigmata said:
I hope it's just an abscess. :(
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The last time i had abscess, which was two weeks ago, surgeons cut a hole of 3by 3by 3cm to let it out |:

Sorry atomic, totally shouldnt have said that, but youll get better
 
Eh, they'll probably just have to cut your balls off. No worries.
 
I just LOOOOVE chocolate. But I can't eat any, 'cause then I'll get fat.

But it's SOOoooOOOooooo GOOD.
 
^I watched that episode of family guy this morning. Strange.
 
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL

lol

hope it really isn't what you think it is D:
 
Holy shit good luck man. ANd do worry too much, that way you'll be diligent in getting it sorted.

If this is a joke I will kill you.

Dog-- said:
Worst place to get cancer.
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Close!
 
Usually we're better at this... I hope very much that it isn't that bad or bad at all.
 
Meh, don't worry about it and you'll be better. Keep us updated.
 
Holy shit.

Who loves the chocolate?
Everyone loves the chocolate.
Nobody hates the chocolate.
'Cos everyone loves the chocolate!
 
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