Im getting a social life (scary), questions about something.

[Ravioli]

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So im slowly gaining a social life. Since almost all gamers has moved im forced to give up some of my gaming hobbies. Im always myself, and i express myself as i am. Im not trying to be something im not just to fit in, thats just horrible. Im a gamer but not the nerdy kind. Cool people in school has started talking to me more and respecting me because they like that im not afraid to say that im a gamer (which may sound geeky) and that im not afraid to be what i am. Anyway, i was never a part of the social group of the school, never hung out with cool ppl or went to parties etc.

However, from the heavens, an angel came. He came to our school and quickly made friends and became one of the most respectable persons in school. However, he was a gamer too. He was in one of the best CAL-O CoD2 teams, and he also plays Day of Defeat and CSS. Perfect for me because i could talk with him and socialize, plus im making new friend through him. Anyway, ive been doing some stuff with new friends etc. This one guy is even gona be my personal trainer from now on, taking me to the gym after school everyday. (Hes almost like a body builder and im a skinny gamer). And recently i got invited to a party this weekend. I have heard them talk about the last party and it seemed pretty wild, alot of alcohol etc, like people passing out and even pissing themselves, doing stupid shit they dont even remember. This sounds cool, something i have been waiting for. But i cant hide that im very nervous, i have never been drunk in my life!!!!

So, what im asking you guys is:

How should i approch this?
How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly)
How much is too much?
When should i stop drinking?
Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning?

other tips?

I heard these guys drank entire bottles of vodka etc.


Thanks

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

Is this serious? There's no way this can be serious.

 

[Narcolepsy]

I am so glad I'm not in high school anymore.

 

[Harryz]

Just know your limit, if you feel queazy, stop drinking. Don't drink till you puke. And drinking whole bottles of vodka isn't wise - mix it with coke or sommat at the very least.

you 'll need to develop a taste for it anyway so may as well start now.

I hate when people say that. Why drink it, if it taste like piss?

 

[Solaris]

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How should i approch this?
How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly)
How much is too much?
When should i stop drinking?
Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning?

other tips?

I heard these guys drank entire bottles of vodka etc.


Thanks

Go for it, it'll be fun.
Drink slowly, no need to show off with your leet drinking skilz. Drink5/6 pints of beer. No risk if you drink slowly, when you're sick stop, lol.

Just have fun, make new freinds, don't be weird.

 

[<RJMC>]

get naked,allways work

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

Make sure -- and this is VERY important -- make absolutely sure that you drive as much as possible

 

[$kelet0r]

I hate when people say that. Why drink it, if it taste like piss?

Blame society not me. It's not my fault that drinking beer is nearly a social requirement
Besides an ice cold Guinness > *

edit: oh yeah - avoid eating well before or during the party. If you feel or get sick then, it won't last and you'll piss out the rest. With food in your stomach, you'll retain the alcohol making you feel crap and barfing up food is just horrible anyway.

edit2: don't be a lightweight!

 

[Steven]

How should i approch this?
How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly)
How much is too much?
When should i stop drinking?
Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning?

Drink untill you start yelling at everyone.

 

[Cole]

Ok... first of all just go with the flow. If you feel like you want to chug the beer then do so. If you want to drink it slowly then do so. Just be relaxed man. That's all there is to it, relax and go with the flow.
You will know when you have had enough.
Alcohol poisioning? For the most part you shouldn't have trouble with it. You will have trouble with it if you drink way past your limits.
A few tips:
-Don't fall asleep with your shoes on if your at a party.(Seriously, don't)
-If your about to pass out(I personally don't drink this far), don't lay on your back... lay on your side. That way if you puke during your sleep you wont kill yourself.
-If you do feel like you have to puke while your drinking, do so! Puking actually makes you feel a hell of a lot better.
-Never attempt to outdrink someone from Wisconsin. Kids in Wisconsin usually start drinking at the age of 12. And... drinking is honestly the ONLY thing there is to do around here. So that is all we really do(besides getting high, but thats not my thing).
-Don't ****ing drive.
-Don't get into a car with a drunk driver
-Don't cheat on your girlfriend
-Don't streak(unless everyone else is doing it).
-Hit on drunk girls.

 

[CyberPitz]

Drink until your lips/fingers go numb. Then you've got a real good buzz, and won't be making an ass of yourself.

Don't do shots. You'll throw them right up, trust me. You can drink mixed drinks, like a screwdriver...*Little vodka with alot of Orange Juice...you hardly taste the vodka and can chug it!*

Just use this to start drinking a little bit of it, and don't drink too much. Alcohol poisoning isn't going to happen with you. You'll get pretty drunk fast, and you would need to drink alot more to get you drunk.

Just don't try to drive. D:

 

[Beerdude26]

This is gold.

Whatever you do, don't let yourself be pushed into taking loads of shots or ad vundums, because it's really embarassing to be the only guy on the party that puked his guts out and then passed out on the floor.

 

[Absinthe]

Never been drunk before?

Then it is your duty to outdrink everybody. If somebody has six, you take seven. By the end of the night, you should have the recollection of having at least twenty beers. You should also take this opportunity to do whatever you want. So go nuts. Throw your beer at people. Grope some titties. Walk on all fours to travel around and tackle people at their knees. Nothing's gonna matter until morning.

For god's sake, though. If you're going to vomit, do it in the bushes and don't be a buzzkill. Then keep on drinking.

Drink untill you start yelling at everyone.

Seconded.

Your job is to make a god damn impression, even if it's one of a belligerent, shitfaced assmunch. Initial negative connotations aside, those are the kinds of people that will be remembered. The boring guy sitting on the sofa taking it slow is the guy nobody cares about.

 

[Solaris]

In the spirit of Absinthes direction, I can add a few tips:

Do

• Put a lampshade on your head, it will make you look very cool
• Drink some water before you go to sleep (but pretend its a spirit and down it in one)
• Take off your shirt and grope the wimens

Do not

• Be sick inside
• Talk about the internet, under any circumstances
• Ignore fighting talk, your 10x a better fighter when drunk

God speed.

 

[Krynn72]

Ive never been drunk before either. I dont drink!

Seriously... from this thread it sounds ****ing disgusting anyways.

 

[Solaris]

Ive never been drunk before either. I dont drink!

Seriously... from this thread it sounds ****ing disgusting anyways.

Try it?

 

[Krynn72]

Nah.

 

[Solaris]

I really dislike people who act all superior because they don't drink as if that makes them better. I'm not saying you are krynn, I'm just saying.

 

[Remus]

Try it?

Why?

Lets see... Get drunk, puke, pass out then sleep all night in the gutter. Yeah sounds like loads of fun

On a side note, I personally despise alcoholic drinks with very few exceptions.

 

[Absinthe]

Ive never been drunk before either. I dont drink!

Seriously... from this thread it sounds ****ing disgusting anyways.

Getting obscenely drunk is disgusting. No doubt about that. Disgustingly fun. Or at least it is until you're blowing chunks. And that's only a momentary setback.

You grow out of the extremity of it with time, but I don't know anybody I consider fun to be around who hasn't had at least one experience with drinking way too much.

As for fights... Yeah, you should try to avoid them. I didn't, and it got ugly. But hey, it helped establish me as "that guy".

Why?

Lets see... Get drunk, puke, pass out then sleep all night in the gutter. Yeah sounds like loads of fun

Are we talking about getting heavily intoxicated or just drinking in general?

If you don't find anything of redeeming value in going overboard, fair enough. If you're ranting against alcohol in general, I'd posit that you're dumb.

 

[Krynn72]

Dont worry im not that way. I hate people who act all superior for any reason. I still go to parties where people drink, and I have a good time. Its just that I prefer to not drink. Some times I think its even more fun when your the only sober guy around and you can **** with all the drunks, and just laugh at em all.

 

[AntiAnto]

• If you are going to drink strong alcohol, it's better to chugalug 6-9 Oz down in one shot.
• When people disagree with you, talk louder. They usually understand your point when you're more intense and offensive.
• Try to mix as most as possible different sort of alcohol. For example, if you're sick of your 6-9 Oz of shots, switch to Daiquiri.
• If you start to feel real sick, find some stoners and light a joint with them. Usually, cannabis makes you forget your intoxication and deliver a strong feeling of easiness.
• The fewer you're wearing, the funnier it is and the cooler you look.
• When you feel the urge to puke, find a secret spot (such as a vase, a hidden fridge, or even under a bed) and expel all the content of your stomach.

And obviously, you should avoid all the previous point. And I'm speaking from experience. Except the former that seems to be working well with me nowadays.

 

[Absinthe]

The comment about cannabis is kinda iffy.

I know that if I smoked a joint after drinking a lot, I'd feel momentarily better, but far worse after half an hour.

 

[AntiAnto]

The comment about cannabis is kinda iffy.

I know that if I smoked a joint after drinking a lot, I'd feel momentarily better, but far worse after half an hour.

Well, that's my point. From my experiences, if I ever smoked a joint and I was HEAVILY intoxicated, I would feel extremely worse than I was.

To avoid if you don't know how to dose your consummations.

 

[Dynasty]

Make sure -- and this is VERY important -- make absolutely sure that you drive as much as possible

Ahaha

Nah but seriously, dont drink beer if youve never been drunk before. I drink Cider (strongbow is always a good choice), because it takes more of it to get pissed, but to everyone else youre still drinking so nobody picks on me. Beer leaves a horrid aftertaste AND makes you feel worse in the morning.

You dont need to down stuff. However, if youre put on the spot, to fit in, you may have to down a pint. Youre never expected to do it all in one, as its extremely hard to do without the need for a huge burp.

However, if youre a skinny little guy, and youve never been drunk before, expect to get drunk very quickly. 1 theres not enough body for the alcohol to affect, thus affecting you extremely fast. 2, its a simple fact that if you dont drink for ages, you get drunk really quick when you start because your body isnt used to it.

ONE MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR RULE - no matter what happens, DRINK ATLEAST ONE PINT OF WATER BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP/PASS OUT. You will be greatful in the morning when your body isnt killing you, and mocking you as if to say 'haha, dont fcuk with mother nature by drinking alcohol or itll make you feel like death'.

Most importantly, mix with everyone, when you meet a girl, put your arm around her gently and say hi into her ear (especially if music is on loud). Theyll instantly know youre approachable and start introducing you to more (wear aftershave, 3 or 4 squirts around your neck and one or 2 on the back of your neck). Shake hands with guys firmly and speak up. If your small and skinny like you say (no offence), theyll expect you to be a puny shit that they can pick on all night. if you show them youre 'tough' from the start, theyll let you off a bit more. Sounds unrealistic, but its true.

Im probably the shyest guy on these forums when it comes to meeting people when im out, but if you show confidence as i have learned, youll be meeting people all over the place.

 

[Cole]

Why?

Lets see... Get drunk, puke, pass out then sleep all night in the gutter. Yeah sounds like loads of fun

It is actually. You must experience the state of being drunk in order to understand why it's fun.

 

[knut]

Have a few beers then that's just it - on impulse your chatting, laughing, singing and joking to and with new people and everyone around you. Have fun.

 

[Asknoone]

I've been drunk a few times before. But never again! I don't drink, and I like it much better. zomg superior being.

 

[Murray_H]

Get a beer can and stick it so far up your arse it comes out of your head. Then give birth to a bottle of vodka.

 

[Ennui]

I love being drunk.

Not being wasted, though. Vomiting feels great while you're drunk but it's still disgusting.

The first time I got drunk I took 8 straight shots of rum and gin in less than 45 minutes, DO NOT DO THAT.

 

[AntiAnto]

My first time was horrible. I had filled two water bottles with 11-13 Oz of rhum each. I chugalugged one, then two minutes later I sucked on the second one. Immediately after, some people invited me to smoke three joints in a bathroom. After I got out of the bathroom, I blacked out and everything is vague. I remember throwing out on some people though.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Sometimes I'm really glad all my friend completely stayed away from drinking up until recently, cause when I first went out with them on the town they claimed to be all experienced (my first time out, not my first time drinking) but of course after like two red bull vodkas one of them were chatting up the waitress and forgetting where his empty glass was (it was being held by the waitress directly in front of him) and another was just sort of slowly collapsing down towards the floor. I won't say I was handling much better but at least didn't make a giant ass of myself comparatively.

 

[MiccyNarc]

This thread has reaffirmed all my reasons to never drink heavily.

 

[NeonSpyder]

This thread has re-affirmed all of my reasons to drink heavily.

 

[<RJMC>]

the ultra super thing to do to look really cool

get on the roof of a house and jump to a tree

whit less clothes the better

 

[Baal]

This thread has reaffirmed all my reasons to never drink heavily.

:cheers:

seconded

 

[AJ Rimmer]

the ultra super thing to do to look really cool

get on the roof of a house and jump to a tree

whit less clothes the better

And then have sex with a really ugly girl.

 

[<RJMC>]

And then have sex with a really ugly girl.

and run in the streets,bonus if the police get you,more bonus if you avoid them

 

[Narcolepsy]

I don't drink, but almost everyone I know says they overdid it their first time. So don't.

 

[AntiAnto]

I don't drink, but almost everyone I know says they overdid it their first time. So don't.

Well, those guys didn't probably have a proper Internet-video-game forum to receive advices from.

My serious advices: Drink slowly, always have a glass a water with you, don't drink on an empty stomach (a proper meal two hours before drinking is ideal), don't mix anything (one sort of alcohol, no drugs) and have fun.