Im getting a social life (scary), questions about something.

[<RJMC>]

my advice
dont drink unless everyone got drunk,that way you can see what not to do

 

[Absinthe]

If it's his first time, he's most probably going to get hammered.

No advice in the world is going to stop that. And that's how most people learn. After your first two or three times of vomiting and passing out on the floor, you realize it's not something you want to make a regular thing.

 

[Beerdude26]

Oh yes, you definitely need to have a full stomach if you plan on chugging down a good amount. Really takes away the punch of the first three beers. But don't try to overdo your drinking, because puking with a full stomach = absolute hell.

 

[JNightshade]

This thread has re-affirmed all of my reasons to drink heavily.

Thirded. People who are like "OMG IT SOUNDS LAAAEM" can go suck a cock. It's a blast.

 

[Absinthe]

Concurred.

In fact, I'm gonna need to drink myself into oblivion sometime in the future.

 

[The Monkey]

The first time I got drunk I drank half a bottle of vodka. I threw up everything I had eaten, my clothes smelled vomits no matter how much I washed them. The morale: start out easy, like with some beer or small amounts of gin.

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

My advice: get ****ing taxed

 

[Seppo]

alcohol tastes HORRIBLE. It actually makes me puke

 

[knut]

The worst part about puking is the build up, where you can feel it coming like 10 minutes before and your completly unable to do anything for a while because you feel like utter shite. I last threw up in my friends bedroom because a few years ago he punched a hole in my kitchen wall when drunk. He's having another party this Friday which should be ridiculous amounts of fun. Roll on.

 

[Glirk Dient]

How should i approch this? Just be cool. You can admit you have never drank before. It is a fun thing to do. Just be like "I have never drank before..mix me something good....if its not good im gonna punch you in the face and hope all of your kids have birth defects. Just dont act like a pussy goody goody 2 shoe. Also after taking a small sip of a wine cooler(the bottled stuff like mikes hard lemonade...barcardi raz) don't be like "ZOMG AM I GONNA BE OK???" That stuff has about 1 shot in the whole thing.

How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly) Go slow since your not used to your limits. Take a shot and wait about 5 mins and do another. Once you feel a buzz take one or 2 more and see what happens after that. It takes about 10-15 mins for the alchohol to begin to affect you.

How much is too much? When you pass out...don't drink really fast. I would say no more than 5 shots that night unless you do those and you are confident you can take more. That is about all I need and i have drank for a while now.

When should i stop drinking? Whenever you want. It is a safe bet to drink till your buzzed and have fun rather than get wasted and pass out waking up nakked on your friends kitchen table

Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning? I have drank till I have passed out before. Just don't drink an awful lot at the same time. Also don't eat a lot of food while drinking...you will throw it all up as your stomach has to deal with too much. Also don't mix wine, beer or hard alchohol in large quantities. Stick to one.

If you wondering about some good drinks just pick up vodka. Its the base for a lot of great drinks. Easy stuff to make is a shot(or more if you want) of vodka mixed with sprite or fruit juices. It takes a lot better than straight shots and will get you messed up quick.

 

[CrazyHarij]

How should i approch this?

T?nk inte, slappna av bara. Fokusera p? att ha s? kul som m?jligt va fan! Man lever bara en g?ng!

How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly)

Klart du ska b?lga i dig, som amerikanarna s?ger, "Chug, chug, chug!", men det g?ller mest folk?l. drick tills magen ?r full, v?nta tills du m?ste pissa, drick mer sen igen, sen m?ste du bara pissa, dricka, pissa, dricka, tills natten ?r slut.

How much is too much?

svimma/minnesf?rlust/vakna upp i fyllecell

When should i stop drinking?

n?r du inte orkar mer, n?r du har sv?rt att resa dig upp fr?n golvet, n?r du spytt (ta det lite lugnt, drick sen igen)

Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning?

om du inte drar i dig en flaska vodka under en halvtimme det f?rsta du g?r, ?R DET INGEN RISK ALLS. alkoholf?rgiftning ?r s?nt som h?nder n?r du t?vlar i att dricka vodka med ryssar eller dina polare h?ller i dig ?l efter du har svimmat vilket ingen g?r nuf?rtiden.

jag lovar dig att folk kommer tycka du ?r j?vligt mycket roligare om du blir aspackad och du kommer ha det roligare, minnas det som en betydelsefull h?ndelse. ta det inte lugnt vafan, d? kommer du inte bara se ut som en t?nt, du kommer inte ha n?t kul alls. det roligaste jag har haft har vart de g?ngerna jag har vart totalt j?vla borta, det ?r s?nt man minns och andra minns en ifr?n.

jag sitter lite i samma sits som dig, bara lite l?ngre fram jag vet hur det k?nns. b?rja med folk?l o s?nt, dra bara i dig s? j?vla mycket du kan, det ?r ingen risk. du har en h?rlig tid framf?r dig kan jag lova, l?ngt mycket b?ttre ?n att spendera all din tid med datorspel. att ha kul och r?ja med m?nniskor du tycker om, ?r n?got av det b?sta som finns.

drick vatten och alvedon innan du g?r och l?gger dig

lyssna bara inte p? de h?r tr?km?nsarna:

Oh yes, you definitely need to have a full stomach if you plan on chugging down a good amount. Really takes away the punch of the first three beers. But don't try to overdo your drinking, because puking with a full stomach = absolute hell.

Well, those guys didn't probably have a proper Internet-video-game forum to receive advices from.

My serious advices: Drink slowly, always have a glass a water with you, don't drink on an empty stomach (a proper meal two hours before drinking is ideal), don't mix anything (one sort of alcohol, no drugs) and have fun.

du kommer inte kunna dricka lika mycket ?l och det kommer ta mer f?r att bli packad, dvs s? kostar det mer. spyr du med full mage kommer det ta ett l?ngt tag innnan du kan ?ta den maten du ?t igen. vatten dricker du innan du g?r och l?gger dig.

and lastly, i'll take this one in english to emphasize: DO NOT CHUG VODKA

 

[Laivasse]

I vomited in my sleep once (isn't that how Hendrix died?) after getting particularly shitfaced on a bizarre mix of spirits, cider, beer and BBQ-ed meat. A friend of mine probably saved my life by scraping all the vomit off my face and chest (I think he even did his best with to get shit out of my mouth) while I snoozed away. Nevertheless I woke up in the morning (still drunk) with my mouth and nostrils full of mincemeat, and nearly shat myself on the way to the bathroom.

What you need to do is: do your best to avoid experiences like that.

• Don't mix your drinks - choose either spirits or beer or whatever, and stick with your choice for the night
• Don't drink stupidly, or too fast. If you feel fucked, don't keep taking more just because it's easier not to refuse.
• Stick to beer, in your case. It's not as strong, plus you'll drink slower because you probably won't like the taste to start with - while simultaneously looking more debonair and manly than the alcopops or litre-of-vodka crowd. That's not to say all beer tastes like ass; once you get used to it, there's lots that taste great.
• Don't listen to naysayers; food and alcohol is a GOOD combination. It will slow down the rate you get drunk by a lot - just don't drink too much or you'll die like Hendrix.
• I have no advice about teh ladyz D:

edit: be on your guard because your new friend is probably gay and will try it on with you when you are vulnerable to a well-timed rectal plundering.

 

[sinkoman]

How should i approch this?
How do i drink? (all in one or drink slowly)
How much is too much?
When should i stop drinking?
Whats the risk of alcohol poisoning?

other tips?

I heard these guys drank entire bottles of vodka etc.


Thanks

ROFL

Drink as much as you want bud. If you're staying at whoever's house for the night, then i'd say get as hammered as much as you want.

Otherwise you'll have to time it so that you're sober before you get home. Takes about 6 hours in my experience : /.

Don't worry about alcohol poisoning, just use your better judgement. IE Don't go downing an entire bottle of vodka by yourself.

And you do sound really lame, asking drinking advice on the interwebs

I vomited in my sleep once (isn't that how Hendrix died?) after getting particularly shitfaced on a bizarre mix of spirits, cider, beer and BBQ-ed meat. A friend of mine probably saved my life by scraping all the vomit off my face and chest (I think he even did his best with to get shit out of my mouth) while I snoozed away. Nevertheless I woke up in the morning (still drunk) with my mouth and nostrils full of mincemeat, and nearly shat myself on the way to the bathroom.

What you need to do is: do your best to avoid experiences like that.

• Don't mix your drinks - choose either spirits or beer or whatever, and stick with your choice for the night
• Don't drink stupidly, or too fast. If you feel fucked, don't keep taking more just because it's easier not to refuse.
• Stick to beer, in your case. It's not as strong, plus you'll drink slower because you probably won't like the taste to start with - while simultaneously looking more debonair and manly than the alcopops or litre-of-vodka crowd. That's not to say all beer tastes like ass; once you get used to it, there's lots that taste great.
• Don't listen to naysayers; food and alcohol is a GOOD combination. It will slow down the rate you get drunk by a lot - just don't drink too much or you'll die like Hendrix.
• I have no advice about teh ladyz D:

edit: be on your guard because your new friend is probably gay and will try it on with you when you are vulnerable to a well-timed rectal plundering.

Best advice in the world.

Unless of course you ENJOY the morning after...

 

[NeptuneUK]

Go with the flooowwwww.

 

[Absinthe]

Unless of course you ENJOY the morning after...

This can be mitigated by drinking water before sleeping. Or vomiting.

You could also drink more in the morning. First shot/beer can be a bitch, but everything after is easy.

 

[Krynn72]

:cheers:

seconded

Oh ho! The irony of the statement you're agreeing with and the smiley you posted is enough to make me jiggle my jiggly bits.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I've never had any problems mixing beer and say vodka and whiskey? But then I only get tired the morning after...

 

[ríomhaire]

I've had small amounts of wine, whiskey and beer and they all tasted god-awful. Is there any alcohol that tastes nice? (Not counting mixers where you're not even tasting the alcohol part anymore)

 

[Evo]

I am known for mixing my drinks when i really go full out to drink!

Beers
Lagers (yes i am differentiating between real beer and lagers)
Shots
Cocktails
Alcho-pops

D:

 

[Cole]

Don't mix your drinks - choose either spirits or beer or whatever, and stick with your choice for the night

Very True. My inhibitions on this go away once I get a few beers down though.
Basically:
If you have 2/3 beers down...and you switch to something else... you have a very high chance of puking.

I'd know. I've done it several times. Each time I new what would happen. Each time, I didn't care.

 

[Dalamari]

How old are you? If the answer is under 21, consider yourself a pussy and turn in your penis to the nearest real man for asking about drinking tips on a message board

Drink as much as you can until you get sick, then drink more, act like an idiot, don't hit anybody

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I've had small amounts of wine, whiskey and beer and they all tasted god-awful. Is there any alcohol that tastes nice? (Not counting mixers where you're not even tasting the alcohol part anymore)

Are you sure you're irish?

 

[Absinthe]

Are you sure you're irish?

Only in his skin.

 

[Smoke]

I don` ****ing understand you guys and your fear of the morning after, I never get hangovers, not because I don`t drink enough, I like to drink large mixed amounts.

I just cannot see how you guys feels so bad in the morning?

Also, this thread is win, I can`t be the only one who is having memories of awesome parties

 

[Ennui]

I usually don't have a hangover but that's because I drink water with alcohol, always.

DON'T mix beer and liquor, you'll be sorry if you do. I usually don't even drink beer, just liquor. There's something about taking shots and smoking cigarettes that's pure sex.

 

[Smoke]

I have to agree, I smoke when shotting, usually after vodka.

Mixing beer and spirits is a win.

 

[TCfromBN]

The first few pages of this thread are so f*cking epic.

 

[Cole]

I have to agree smoke. I have only gotton 1 hang over. Ever. I drink till i'm about to puke. I feel fine in the morning. No headaches or anything.

 

[Absinthe]

Hangovers are quite easy to avoid, barring certain exceptions. And in the rare case where I do get one, I accept it because I was aware of its probability.

Wine seems to be the only thing that gives me a hangover. Lots of wine is straight up worse for me than a long night of beer, shots, and other liquor with no hydration prior to collapsing.

If there's one thing I don't care about with shots, it's the usual ritual that comes with some of them. The whole salt/lemon thing just aggravates me for some reason. I just take the shot, but then that gives people the impression that I'm an alcoholic. So I usually stick to beer unless, y'know, somebody's offering. Or if I'm already quite drunk and figure "HO YE, MANG. GIMME 3 OF DOSE SHOTZ".

 

[<RJMC>]

There's something about taking shots and smoking cigarettes that's pure sex.

yeah a nice visit to a hospital

 

[Murray_H]

I don` ****ing understand you guys and your fear of the morning after, I never get hangovers, not because I don`t drink enough, I like to drink large mixed amounts.

I just cannot see how you guys feels so bad in the morning?

Also, this thread is win, I can`t be the only one who is having memories of awesome parties

Wait a couple of years; it's amazing how going from 18-21 can affect you in terms of hangovers.

 

[B.Calhoun]

This one guy is even gona be my personal trainer from now on, taking me to the gym after school everyday. (Hes almost like a body builder and im a skinny gamer).

then maybe after that you guys can jerk each other off in the locker room and you can let him sh1t on your chest.

 

[theotherguy]

1. How old are you?

2. If you answered "under 21" do the following:

DO
*not drink

DO NOT
*drink

what you see as a "social life" in high school will ruin your prospects in the future. Cut the gaming, get a social hobby, join a club, join a sport, join band..for god sakes do something. But by all means do not party like crazy. I know I will get flamed for this, but unless you are either in late college or out of college it would be a very very bad idea for you to drink regularly. Your educational prospects are by far more important than any illusion of "social life" you will get by drinking and partying. If you want friends, find friends with similar interests to you and stick with them.

 

[Absinthe]

70% of my high school drank regularly from age 16 up.

Somehow, we didn't all turn into total ****ups.

I can't honestly believe you would hold one's social life with such little value. That is one of the things that actually keeps people sane and not develop the inclination to shoot up their school or office later in life. Education is indeed important, but that shouldn't come at the sacrifice of your own personal well-being.

And it just so happens that drinking with others in your age group is a tried and true method for making acquaintances in high school that's existed for quite a long time.

 

[Narcolepsy]

70% of my high school drank regularly from age 16 up.

Somehow, we didn't all turn into total ****ups.

I can't honestly believe you would hold one's social life with such little value. That is one of the things that actually keeps people sane and not develop the inclination to shoot up their school or office later in life. Education is indeed important, but that shouldn't come at the sacrifice of your own personal well-being.

And it just so happens that drinking with others in your age group is a tried and true method for making acquaintances in high school that's existed for quite a long time.

Everyone needs something different to make them happy. Partying doesn't do much for me in the long run. Sure, it's fun at the time, but I'm truly fulfilled and made happy by hard work. I know it's a bizzare concept, but I'm passionate about what I do. Point is, if I neglected school to party all the time, I would be neglecting who I was, and that wouldn't turn out well in the long run.

But you know, balance in all things.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I just have to post in this thread, as it is legendary. I had a moment like this (to the OP) I know what it's like to be in a kind of culture shock and what not, getting into partying and whatever, it's all overrated in the end though, find a group of guys that are just genuinely fun to hangout with and stick with them.

 

[Absinthe]

Everyone needs something different to make them happy. Partying doesn't do much for me in the long run. Sure, it's fun at the time, but I'm truly fulfilled and made happy by hard work. I know it's a bizzare concept, but I'm passionate about what I do. Point is, if I neglected school to party all the time, I would be neglecting who I was, and that wouldn't turn out well in the long run.

But you know, balance in all things.

I'm not disagreeing with that. But I'm irked by this idea that a little binge is going to ruin his prospects. If you don't don't like to drink or party, that's fine. But this snooty attitude that some people have here is for the birds.

Personally? Drinking was a large cornerstone of my social life in high school, and 95% of it didn't involve getting wasted. All my friends did the same. And I'm not trying to paint a stereotype or generalization here, but the ones that totally abstained from alcohol because of studies were truly some of the most ****ed up individuals I've ever met. We're talking about people that would stalk young girls and write elaborate rape stories in their diaries. Does that sound well-adjusted to you?

If you want to meet new people, a party is a perfect place to do that. And contrary to the popular implication in this topic, that doesn't throw you into some perpetual fate of alcoholism that kills your education. Hanging with people who dig your own hobbies and interests is great, but that's not to say you can't meet people outside of them and have fun in the process. Shit, none of my friends have much in common with me in terms of those.

 

[operative x]

Most importantly, mix with everyone, when you meet a girl, put your arm around her gently and say hi into her ear (especially if music is on loud). Theyll instantly know youre approachable and start introducing you to more (wear aftershave, 3 or 4 squirts around your neck and one or 2 on the back of your neck). Shake hands with guys firmly and speak up. If your small and skinny like you say (no offence), theyll expect you to be a puny shit that they can pick on all night. if you show them youre 'tough' from the start, theyll let you off a bit more. Sounds unrealistic, but its true.

Im probably the shyest guy on these forums when it comes to meeting people when im out, but if you show confidence as i have learned, youll be meeting people all over the place.

He speaks the truth. This is also great to take into the workplace (the speaking loud, clearly, confidently, and shaking peoples hand firmly part). There is nothing wrong with partying; it helps you learn how to talk to new people who do not share the same interests as you. Why is this important? Do you think your boss plays HL2? NO. What about the hot chick in your class? Probably not. It's so crucial to learn how to befriend strangers. Remember it's about WHO you know, not WHAT you know in this world. I can't tell you how many times i've benefited from this skill i've developed. Getting promotions when i really didn't deserve them, getting touchy/feely and #'s from girls that are in a higher league than me. It's great. If you don't, you'll end up like the King Henry guy (or something like that) who kept making pitty threads about how he couldn't get sex and/or a girl friend. LEARN TO SOCIALIZE or you'll be single/lonely for the rest of your life.

Have a few beers then that's just it - on impulse your chatting, laughing, singing and joking to and with new people and everyone around you. Have fun.

haha i've had some good times because of that :cheers:

Thirded. People who are like "OMG IT SOUNDS LAAAEM" can go suck a cock. It's a blast.

yeah, you gotta get drunk to undertstand the greatness of it. One minute your shy as hell, the next minute you have your arms wrapped around the ladies laughing, joking, and having fun. Live a little.

 

[CrazyHarij]

1. How old are you?

2. If you answered "under 21" do the following:

DO
*not drink

DO NOT
*drink

what you see as a "social life" in high school will ruin your prospects in the future. Cut the gaming, get a social hobby, join a club, join a sport, join band..for god sakes do something. But by all means do not party like crazy. I know I will get flamed for this, but unless you are either in late college or out of college it would be a very very bad idea for you to drink regularly. Your educational prospects are by far more important than any illusion of "social life" you will get by drinking and partying. If you want friends, find friends with similar interests to you and stick with them.

what the **** are you on about?

yeah, you gotta get drunk to undertstand the greatness of it. One minute your shy as hell, the next minute you have your arms wrapped around the ladies laughing, joking, and having fun. Live a little.

yeah! even if you're not into the taste of beer at first, you're going to love it because you're going to associate it to lots of ****ing great moments and memories with your friends

I can't honestly believe you would hold one's social life with such little value. That is one of the things that actually keeps people sane and not develop the inclination to shoot up their school or office later in life. Education is indeed important, but that shouldn't come at the sacrifice of your own personal well-being.

i couldnt agree more. i was a mental wreck when i had no friends, it was hard to realise it too.. when i started socialising more and getting more friends, things got better, and now everything in life is great just because i have that security of good friends and light hearted people that i can have fun and speak my mind with last sentence is true too

 

[Glirk Dient]

Gah don't drink beer. It tastes like shit and you end up pissing all night cause it takes so much to get you drunk. Get a bottle of vodka and a bottle of sprite and enjoy a good tasting girly drink that will **** you up faster than a bunch of fags chugging beer.