Internet Dating

[Sheepo]

My 30 inch penis will stand for no such injustice!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I've heard it doesn't stand for much at all.

 

[Jintor]

Figuratively, or is it broken?

 

[nurizeko]

Lol hl2.net.

 

[Danimal]

We should make a HL2.net dating site.

 

[Sulkdodds]

'Make'? Dan, we're not some band of e-sycophants chasing the latest bandwagon. We made it six years ago.

 

[Danimal]

I...

I...

I need to be alone for a few minutes.

 

[Jintor]

'Make'? Dan, we're not some band of e-sycophants chasing the latest bandwagon. We made it six years ago.

...you're not a New Republic Serial villain?

 

[Sheepo]

Jintor is a reference killer.

 

[Jintor]

In Corp. Sheepo's Location data, the words "Android Hell" are a reference to the 2007 videogame "Portal", developed by Valve Corp and released as part of the Orange Box pack. In one particular scene, the omniescent AI that controls the facility where the protagonist is placed, announces "Android Hell is a real place, and you will be sent there at the first sign of disobedience". The juxtaposition of 'Virginia' to "(Android Hell)" is an attempt at humour, associating Virginia with Android Hell, which has presumably negative connotations. Android Hell in itself is a reference to "Hell" of the Christian belief, which has grown to encompass all possible 'torture' dimensions that 'souls' are supposedly sent to after death.

 

[Sheepo]

 

[Danimal]

 

[Sulkdodds]

Stop posting your pictures - this isn't internet dating.